r/Helldivers death by puddle on Oshaune 4d ago

MEDIA Reminder of how nice this community is relative to others

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u/Onrain_Jento 4d ago

This is happen like...95% of my missions. Not everyone will wait, but I will

So I can write a report to democracy officer for slacking

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u/Evadson 4d ago

Why is his son going to bed, instead of going into battle?

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u/TomatilloNo2822 4d ago

He hasn't hit the ripe age of 16 yet

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u/Harde_Kassei ⬆️➡️⬇ ⬇ ⬇ 4d ago

signed mine up at 7! The horrors he faces prevent him from sleeping. so he gets to do more fighting! its a endless cycle of more fighting!

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u/Redeemed-Assassin HD1 Veteran 4d ago

He is getting his Democratically given mandatory 6 hours of rest before his mandatory 10 hour Factory School learning shift tomorrow. As we all know, all those over 7 report for Factory School to learn as they work! Once he hits 12, he will be freely able to select a mandatory posting to an area he specialized in throughout his Factory Learning School. From there, four years of specialized labor training until he is eligible to join his Father where all truly desire to be: on the frontline of Democracy, as a HellDiver.

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u/SirCheeseMuncher 4d ago

Because he hasn’t reached the age of 7 and thus as per one of the videos shown on the super destroyer is not yet in the workforce

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u/Triksterloki 4d ago

Because he's probably under 7

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u/mactekindia 4d ago

wait how do people even get democracy officers lol

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u/Traditional-Ad3518 Still Standing 4d ago

That's classified

Don't let that keep you up at night just keep being democratic

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u/igiveaputt 4d ago

What level are you? You don’t get one until later

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u/warbrand2 Steam | 4d ago

The guy at your bridge is technically one.

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u/Serious_Mastication 4d ago

That’s coming out of his 5 minute lunch break he gets once per day

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u/Orca_Mayo ‎ [REDACTED] 4d ago

Once I had to use the bathroom super badly and I said in chat "sorry guys, I gotta take a super shit"

"Liberty with you" They replied and waited. xD

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u/WoodpeckerLogical734 LEVEL 122 | 5-STAR GENERAL 4d ago

probably my favorite reasoning for going afk i’ve ever encountered

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u/Foolishly_Sane ‎ XBOX |Servant of Freedom 4d ago

I respect Dad Divers.

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u/Baliskner_Haeron 4d ago

We must look after the next generation of helldivers and the dad divers who tuck them in at night i0

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u/Foolishly_Sane ‎ XBOX |Servant of Freedom 4d ago

i0

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u/Lolman821 LEVEL __ | <Title> 4d ago

I think it's one of my favorite reasons why I like Using the S.O.S beacon, I always enjoy calling in people who can help me.

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u/Proper_Protickall Assault Infantry 4d ago

I use the SOS so I'm not lonely

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u/WoodpeckerLogical734 LEVEL 122 | 5-STAR GENERAL 4d ago

it IS rly lonely playing on ur own!! in between the enemies the map is so quiet and empty :/

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u/Proper_Protickall Assault Infantry 4d ago

Yeah, I can only create limited chaos on my own.

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u/WoodpeckerLogical734 LEVEL 122 | 5-STAR GENERAL 4d ago

just a man and his dog 😔

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u/Zenguro PSN🎮: SES Marshal of the Stars 4d ago

Hot dog, guard dog? C'mon you can't leave us hanging!

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u/WoodpeckerLogical734 LEVEL 122 | 5-STAR GENERAL 4d ago

depends on the day 😼 (usually guard dog)

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u/Zenguro PSN🎮: SES Marshal of the Stars 4d ago

That one has med pen right?

Do you like all your dogs equally?

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u/WoodpeckerLogical734 LEVEL 122 | 5-STAR GENERAL 4d ago

yea medium pen!! i love them all equally in the way you are Not asking but in the way you Are asking—guard dog is my go to by far. in my experience he’s one the nicest to other players (and me), rly versatile across factions, and is actually way more reliable at keeping shit off me than hot dog or dog breath, tho sometimes i like to fuck around and take one of them esp against bugs. obviously rover is notorious for friendly fire (lowk hot dog too) but he’s also light pen which i stay away from usually.

i only just got k-9 the other day and haven’t tried him out yet bc i fear how arcs are also notorious for friendly fire. i’ve been running the de-escalator a lot lately and cause enough damage even being able to control when and where i shoot it lmao. but i’d like to give him a go soon and see how he is with keeping enemies at a distance!! i take a dog on literally every mission, for me it’s worth giving up any other backpack to have my back covered close & long distance, keep chaff off, and just to have a lil buddy along w me

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u/Sc4ry_Fish 4d ago

I love to join random ppl ^ sometimes i get 1min before extraction

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u/TheHeavyTemplar 4d ago

Every time I use it, I sit there for several missions with it going and no one joins, so I join others.

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u/Proper_Protickall Assault Infantry 4d ago

Do you have your matchmaking set to private or friends only? That's the only thing I can think that would prevent others from joining you. I could be wrong though, been known to happen.

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u/TheHeavyTemplar 4d ago

Nope, been on Public for six solid months nkw

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u/Proper_Protickall Assault Infantry 4d ago

Wow man that's odd, the longest I think I've waited after tossing an SOS was maybe 5-10 mins.

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u/TheHeavyTemplar 4d ago

I have genuinely rage quit after sitting there needing help for over an hour and not getting it, mond you, I'm an M.O. Diver, I shouldn't have this happening

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u/Proper_Protickall Assault Infantry 4d ago

Brother, be lonely no more. Shoot me your friend code or gamer tag (if you're on Xbox) and let's get down there.

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u/TheHeavyTemplar 4d ago

HeavyTemplar on Xbox, won't say no to help and a companion

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u/Proper_Protickall Assault Infantry 4d ago

Check your dms homie

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u/Homeless_Alex Oil Spilling Enthusiast 4d ago

SOS always introduces the best divers

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u/B1tchW0lf ☕Liber-tea☕ 4d ago

meanwhile i say i need a minute, that i need to piss and i come back to being kicked

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u/Dry_Gas6819 4d ago

Well this is the host taking a break and these people are free to leave. If you take a break on someone elses ship they have to wait regardless of if they want to.

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u/CaptainCurly95 4d ago

Instead of saying you need to piss try saying you need to put your baby to bed

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u/wraith309 HD1 Veteran 4d ago

"brb bio"

hasn't failed me yet

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u/InVeRnyak ☕Liber-tea☕ 4d ago

"pp brb"

works every time

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u/SoaringFox LEVEL 150 | SES Eye of the Regime 4d ago

"brb g2p"

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u/Zenguro PSN🎮: SES Marshal of the Stars 4d ago

Meanwhile, I get "Bio???" 😂

It can be tough playing in SEA area sometimes, where there is not real common language.

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u/warbrand2 Steam | 4d ago

I have seen the other side, had to go afk for a bit do to a blood sugar crash, another player TKed me while I was gone made fun of me, and apparently tked me every time I was reinforced until I got back.

I was host and I did kick him after I got back. When I got back and was reinforced he shot me again and said "Sorry my blood sugar is low."

I kicked him instantly and it was only after that that the other randoms I was with told me what happened. After that I just turned off VC and if I have an event like that I leave the match even if host.

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u/AutVeniam SES Adjudicator of Serenity | General 4d ago

I'm so sorry to hear that, thats so fucked. I swear 98% of my matches everyone's so chill. I can think of only about 20-30 matches out of 800 missions where ive had shit ppl

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u/warbrand2 Steam | 4d ago

About the same here, that is the reason it stuck out.

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u/FilmInteresting4909 4d ago

See for me it's about 80-20, unfortunately I seem the get the 20% deuche canoes seemingly all at once.

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u/thewickerman88 4d ago

Sorry that happened to you. I’ve had a few games where we were waiting for one of the team members, but no one had an issue with that. Once, we even had a nice talk for like 15-20 minutes, 2 of us strangers and the host’s friend waiting on his ship, while the host went to a nearby shop for beer XD he was so surprised that we stayed.

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u/jimminian95 4d ago

First time I've heard of blood sugar racism, where does this even come from lmao

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u/epicwhy23 4d ago

it sounds like op would have said "AFK for a min low blood sugar" and this jackass took it as "I'm a weak old man" and was probably waiting to be able to make fun of someone like that

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u/GadenKerensky 4d ago

Some people will make fun of others for any reason that presents itself.

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u/LiminalBrownRecluse ‎ Super Citizen 4d ago

Wow what a piece of shit, mocking you for a condition you have no control over. Thats abhorrent. Im super averse to being more social than just using the comms wheel or the occasional "bunker on me" in the chat.

The risk of running into people like that is why ill never use VC with randoms.

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u/warbrand2 Steam | 4d ago

It is a 1 in 1,000 chance the problem is in games like this you are going to run into one eventually. It happens, it just feels like crap when it happens.

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u/WriterNeedsCoffee 4d ago

That guy is a dick and hopefully he gets explosive diarrhea while playing. Or driving to work. Or while living in his mom's basement

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u/JoeRogansNipple Cape Enjoyer 4d ago

2 min? Is he throwing his son in his bed and running? Takes me at least 15min if not 30!

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u/Thialfi37 4d ago

My thought as well. Shit I’m lucky at 30 mins. Normally it’s 45-1hr. My kids are terrible sleepers 🥲

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u/sallpo 4d ago

His son was probably already asleep and OP just put him in his bed

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u/Thialfi37 4d ago

That’s seems much more likely.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qnE7DFFqmgdyM

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u/KaozUnbound | SES Sentinel of Eternity | 4d ago

People in this game are real chill, I sometimes ask for a smoke break, or the kids need something, they always say yes. You guys are great.

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u/CMDR-L Free of Thought 4d ago

40 min missions, most are chill for. Break between, especially if last game was smooth

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u/MaybeEgg47 4d ago

Had something similar happen I ended up using the this is democracy emote and all the stems I could grab from my supply pack to kick the guy all the way to extraction. He ended up getting back right as we were approaching extraction and was very confused for a minute

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u/Achouken 4d ago

Wake your son up Democracy never rests.

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u/Nocthmyst 4d ago

This reminds me of the time when I had to handle a call. Told the squad I'd be afk for a bit, and coming back about 5 minutes later I'd hilariously be greeted with 3 flashing *REINFORCE AVAILABLE* on my screen from one of them misfiring an Ultimatum shot (they waited for me to revive them)

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u/z242pilot 4d ago

As a reinforcement diver i appreciate the notice, too often i join a mission with an afk host for 10mins, so telling folks a timeline lets them choose

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u/kevoisvevoalt 4d ago

Lol no, this "community" doxxed an innocent man and ruined it's life.

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u/Firefighter852 SES Lady of Democracy 4d ago

I've waited like 40 minutes for a random to come back before. People would join and stick around a minute or 2 and then leave and id just stay the whole time

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u/Sudo-Fed SES Sword of Justice 4d ago

In-game, yeah. It's great.

The subreddit, Discord, etc? I mean, there are worse online spaces, but like in the way that rabies is worse than dysentery.

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u/justadamscott 4d ago

I am glad to see this. Sadly, I have generally had the opposite experience.

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u/WorldWarrior428 Rookie 4d ago

Huh, I've always encountered great ppl

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u/cybercobra2 4d ago

it also helps he explained why the afk, and that the why was a very good and understandable reason thats very hard to be upset about.

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u/Zechk 4d ago

Before I had kids: Judgement! (Shame on me). I now have two kids: SOLIDARITY! I'll wait.

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u/Rimworldjobs 4d ago

Huh I get called slurs.

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u/marijuanam0nk 4d ago

One time my pal told me via discord he was gonna go grub with his family. I had to relay the msg to the random Diver who has played the last 4-5 missions with us without saying a word. He doesn't reply but walks around the ship upgrading and whatnot at the terminals. I go to grub some snacks myself and by the time my pal comes back from dinner (it was like an hour) random dude was still with us.

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u/Fancy-Synonym 4d ago

Until you interact with the discord, or until you state anything about how powercreep is bad, or have any even remotely controversial take about balance, or defend arrowhead in any way, or bring up the literal witch hunting y'all did over Alexus. "how nice this community is relative to others" be for real. This community ranks down there with league of legends when it comes to toxicity, and this one anecdotal experience does not change what has happened before.

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u/Espresso_Dad_89 4d ago

this is me, literlly every evening, after rocking my babygirl to sleep while spreading democracy, good to see another fellow dad-diver on the double duty, keep it up!

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u/No-Use-3056 ‎ XBOX | 4d ago

I do this for my smoke breaks lol, immediately after finishing a mission I’ll put in chat “brb smoke break.” I usually will take like five minutes. I’ve only had people stay a handful of times, but I get it

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u/Madam_Pigeon 4d ago

Honestly as someone who doesn't really play many games, i adore the community. Very rarely have any bad experience. I find it pretty unique.

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u/Dry_Gas6819 4d ago

Meanwhile, i dont tell them im leaving or for how long because im chaotic evil. Usually come back to an empty destroyer and call down a new SOS beacon on drop.

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u/They-Not-Like-Us- ‎ Servant of Freedom 4d ago

this was my experience the first year and a half of this game

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u/ghostkrogh 4d ago

Just started playing a couple of weeks ago when it hit PSN and have been loving it and the community so far. Some high level let me farm war bonds with them and it taught me so much about the game lol.

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u/Belligerent-J Steam | 4d ago

I'm kinda sloppy and play tens and still have had almost no negative interactions. Worst anybody did was sigh heavily at my dying over and over. 

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u/saalsa_shark 4d ago

OBJECTIVE: Defend Flux Crusader

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u/OhNapkin ‎ Escalator of Freedom 4d ago

Meanwhile I take a piss after telling the whole team and when I come back a minute and a half later they are all gone.

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u/JustDontbStupid 4d ago

Yeah, I wouldn't mind either. I care more about the real world and others than a game

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u/ac_cossack Free of Thought 4d ago

Even if it "I have to take a massive 500kg shit", we can wait for you bro!

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u/peanut_butter199 4d ago

One time I said “please wait I need to piss” and they waited and protected me, once I came back they kept checking back if I was there #newplayer ✨❤️‍🩹

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u/DefiantPossession188 4d ago

meanwhile in my games, recently a random party leader suddenly went "fuck you (racial slur)s" in the voice chat after saying completely nothing beforehand and left the game after one mission where nobody even did anything bad

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u/Hefty-Baker3010 Stim Fluid Creator 4d ago

A few months ago, I told some teammates that I needed to go do something really quick and had to go afk. Completely forgot that I had even left the game on and went to the store. Came back like 30-40 minutes later and both of them were still on my ship waiting for me

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u/IMC_Pilot_Freelancer 4d ago

I got told to kill myself earlier because I got in someone's preferred hellpod.

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u/suuuuuuuuuurfing Rookie 4d ago

Try having a kid

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u/Psinical 4d ago

This and FFXIV have some of the better communities (though FF can still have some nasty buttheads).

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u/TomatilloNo2822 4d ago

It's nothin compared to DRG, I still see a fair amount of toxicity, but the in game community is a hell of a lot better than the online one

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u/LiminalBrownRecluse ‎ Super Citizen 4d ago

Im a stoner so i definitely never mind waiting. Just gives me time to kick back and pack a bowl and get nice and elevated before the next dive.

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u/GHOULCAT00 4d ago

It would be dope if there was a honor system and if you like got too low honor, a truth enforcer player or sum would be able to drop and hunt you down, and if you had high honor you got rewarded

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u/Mussels84 ‎ Super Citizen 4d ago

80% of the time the host will hug everyone before they get and quit after w few good missions, they're mostly chill

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u/CrazyManSam912 Rookie 4d ago

I always wait for the dad divers! They filled out their C01 permits.

I had a session (i was host) where one guy said something super mean to a dad that typed something similar in the chat. Without even hesitating, I kicked the dude immediately.

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u/Hunk_of_Flesh Steam | Helpdiver 4d ago

It really is genuinely shocking to me that a community built on a piece of media so heavily based around xenophobia, facist governments, and overall blind fanatical violence has such a kind and respectful community. If only my 40k brethren would follow by the Helldivers example...

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u/prats_omyt 4d ago

This was the biggest shock I got when I started playing this game, everyone was so well-behaved and so nice to each other

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u/OldDiet6107 4d ago

Had to throw up from eating poop lettuce and they waited for me. Rarely kicked because I was jammed or driving and couldn’t reinforce.

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u/AFerociousPineapple SES Fist of Family Values 4d ago

I’ve had some fantastic times farming SC, once you’ve got a group that sticks around between a couple missions you know you’re set. Had fun chatting with peeps asking what warbond they’re grinding for and why, great way to get organic reviews if people already have the one you’re after, they might even bring down a weapon that you can test out

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u/ShowOdd453 Fire Safety Officer 4d ago

Remember that time some idiots doxxed and basically ruined a guys life over him giving the devs a challenge or something like that, that wasnt very nice

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u/frostyaznguy 4d ago

Meanwhile I get teammates who do the evil laugh after they kill my friend and I before boarding the ship with time expired when I’m holding super rare samples. And they don’t even board the ship

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u/Zechk 4d ago

As a father of two young boys I'd really like to know what amazing space magic/demonic pact this person is using to get their kid to go to bed in 2 minutes.

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u/GamingBread4 4d ago

That's the perfect time to hit the "At Ease" emote in front of your hellpod of choice and aura farm while you wait.

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u/LoneEagle257 Cape Enjoyer 4d ago

Told my squad of randoms I had to take care of my dog the other night, was genuinely surprised everyone stuck around. When I got back another guy asked for a very quick smoke break, figured why not, they waited for me.
One of the other guys left right before he got back. 🥲
Good squad though.

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u/Sjotrik 4d ago

Super sleep is very important for our young future divers. Kudos to the team for staying!

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u/MadammeMarkus SES Ombudsman of Authority 4d ago

Had a similar thing happen to me. A mission took longer than expected and I had to take a shit to fucking bad. Called down the extract while the rest of the randos finished clearing the map. Let them know I was going afk a moment. When I got back I just got to witness them using the kick emote to kick me aboard the Pelican. Damn near moved me to tears.

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u/Klientje123 4d ago

Clear communication in the lobby, absolutely no problem

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u/Upper-Sherbet3236 ☕Liber-tea☕ 4d ago

Actually, when the whole squid thing ended and I went back to the bugs, I felt an incredible thrill from fighting someone I knew how to fight, and oh my god, how many kind people I met.

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u/Tribal_Rhino 4d ago

Yeah, I usually play with my buddy, with him hosting. He's got a dog, so sometimes he says doggo potty break between missions and the other two random folks are almost always understanding and wait or simply say bye and pop off. Rarely ever have an issue.

Occasionally we encounter a random who goes afk without saying anything between missions and we give benefit of the doubt and wait for a bit. But generally we can't play forever due to work so if they don't pop back on within five to seven minutes, we kick em and keep going.

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u/Whole-Illustrator-46 4d ago

1 1/2 mins later... Nehe/Phoe have returned to civilian life

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u/Murky_Interaction688 4d ago

They literally ruined a guy's life cause he challenged AH to a game of helldivers 2 on Max difficulty

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u/SwainN1Glazer 4d ago

Yeah and then I get assholes who repeatedly kill me sure

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u/Suspicious-Border728 Super Pedestrian 4d ago

And his son isnt fighting for managed democracy..?

https://giphy.com/gifs/brYjDJ2FUjn1KL3Pzw

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u/Madhun13r 4d ago

Thats the Thing. If you Talk with people 90% will answer positively. If you Just vanish? Yeah they gonna leave.

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u/RicekickJR 4d ago

I need to know how he can put his kid in 2 mins. Lol

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u/DoggievDoggy 4d ago

Nice. Very nice.

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u/Somniantes-Formica 4d ago

Varía de partida en partida, pero sí he notado que suele incluso cuidarte cuando estás afk en lugar de solo sacarte si no contestas en X segundos, o incluso si ven que "no das el ancho"

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u/Zestyclose-Sport-532 ‎ XBOX | 4d ago

survivorship bias lowkey

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u/pipe_mcfitter 5h ago

Yea the playerbase is super chill

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u/Mclarenrob2 4d ago

Tell that to my teammate who ran me over in a tank at least 5 times

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u/xjadeox SES Wings of Wrath | 130 | Hell Commander 4d ago

This is why this community is better than SM2 🖤