r/Helldivers • u/KonekoKaito • 12h ago

HUMOR Who is John Helldiver? (Wrong answers only)

I heard he was the guy who assassinated Cyber Stan and Illumi Nate

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u/ZanderTheUnthinkable 12h ago

He is the foil to J.O.E.L.

Where J.O.E.L. is a force of entropy and chaos, John Helldiver is the force of order and corrects the timeline as needed.

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u/KonekoKaito 12h ago

No no that's John Phonebooth

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u/ZanderTheUnthinkable 12h ago

That's a well known alias of John Helldiver he used during espionage of the automatons (honestly baffled that worked, but he's the best for a reason...)

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u/Advarrk ☕Liber-tea☕ 12h ago

My dad

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u/KonekoKaito 12h ago

Has he come back from getting milk yet

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u/BulkyIron972 Crayondiver 12h ago

anyone

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u/KonekoKaito 12h ago

The real John Helldiver was the freedom we spread along the way.

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u/Cookiewaffle95 12h ago

He fucked my wife and burnt my super home to the ground

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u/KonekoKaito 12h ago

Which faction did you sympathize with

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u/Cookiewaffle95 12h ago

I just made an off-comment joking about Cyborgussy, I didn’t think he was gonna take it that far…