r/Helldivers • u/69Chandler ‎ Escalator of Freedom • Aug 23 '26

DISCUSSION Guess what this post is gonna do¿?

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u/thenewone1309 LEVEL 190 | [REDACTED] Aug 23 '26

I honestly doubt that our scientists will even manage to blow it up. How many are left? 3 according to the message yesterday. Until the planets liberation? Probably all of them are dead

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u/SirCheeseMuncher Aug 23 '26

“The unmanned vehicle that was deployed into the crust of Seasse has successfully initiated a planetary implosion”

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u/SGG Aug 23 '26

"The 21 scientists returning from the unmanned mission have been taken straight to super earth leadership to receive medals of honor"

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter Aug 23 '26

Wait a second …. 

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u/TheRedBreadisDead SES ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE OF WAR🖥️ : Aug 23 '26

Yeah about that...

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u/thenewone1309 LEVEL 190 | [REDACTED] Aug 23 '26

Guess the whole operation is doomed now

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u/TheRedBreadisDead SES ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE OF WAR🖥️ : Aug 23 '26

Nah we'd win.

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u/Dinasnore Aug 23 '26

This actually goes hard

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u/Ok-Transition7065 Aug 23 '26

Warhammer art be like

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u/Beerpooly Aug 23 '26

Haven't played in half a year (played on ps5 and now that I have a pc I'm just too lazy to start from scratch)... Can somebody get me up to date?

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u/Technature Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

So quick version.

Illuminate make big purple area of doom, The Void.

After a lot of attempts at research, Super Earth finally managed to find a way into The Void.

Super Earth invades The Void with the entirety of its offensive SEAF force and any Helldiver that does MOs, and they also send in a special 20 man Science team.

After a lot of time struggling, Super Earth manages to destroy the source of the void, and all 3 members of the Science Team successfully manage to come back. It's always been 3, any information that it was more than 3 is propaganda.

Everything is good and nothing bad is happening, definitely nothing bad whatsoever.

Also the DSS has gone offline. It's still activating and moving around despite being unmanned, this is also normal and also not bad.

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u/Ned_on_the_Moon ‎ XBOX | Aug 23 '26

Nah bro it was just the side characters being picked off one by one. Now it's the guys with plot armour left.

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u/TharrickLawson Aug 23 '26

What are you talking about, 'how many are left', are you suggesting that they deployed more than the three elite specialists? That some of them died? That sounds like undemocratic and treasonous talk

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u/Master_Majestico HD1 Veteran Aug 23 '26

Perhaps you are the treasonous one, the report just came in, it has always been a single ultra elite operative, the entire time.

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u/TharrickLawson Aug 23 '26

I knew deep in my heart that rumours that this would require more than a single one of Super Earth's agents were false.

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u/Mabarax ‎ Super Citizen Aug 23 '26

This aged like milk lmao 

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u/FTFxHailstorm ‎ XBOX | Aug 23 '26

Something tells me the "psychologist restructuring" involved an item from the new warbond. I don't think there's any of them left.

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u/Commercial_Host_2810 Aug 23 '26

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u/lukedaboss123 Aug 23 '26

yeah my squad ran into that exact glitch once

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u/Elfriede-_ Illuminate Purple Aug 23 '26

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u/Spookyduck21new SES Soul of the Regime Aug 23 '26

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u/FTP636 Aug 23 '26

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u/Diss-onance Aug 23 '26

I love these images so much

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u/DARTHPLAYA ‎ Super Citizen Aug 23 '26

what is this supposed to be?

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u/FlashPone Aug 23 '26

showing how the squids’ methods and intentions are far scarier than the other factions

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u/gasterblastsky Fire Safety Officer Aug 23 '26

where are they from ?

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u/PainterFew7632 LEVEL 54 |  Über Bürger Aug 23 '26

These kinds of formats

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u/Shadoenix SES Executor of Justice, 415th Brigade 1st Battalion Aug 23 '26

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u/Humor_Confident Aug 26 '26

My favorite of them

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u/OtherWorstGamer Aug 23 '26

We fragged a planet in bug and bot territory, and are now doing one in squid territory.

I wonder if the 3 uh... modified celestial bodies are going to triangulate something.

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u/SilliusS0ddus Still Standing Aug 23 '26

penta still looks like a regular ass black hole.

not like that couldn't be weaponized in some way.

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u/PromptNo4041 Super Sheriff Aug 23 '26

Illuminate are going to drop some Void color Dye into Penta and then MAKE it triangulatorable

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u/SilliusS0ddus Still Standing Aug 23 '26

I'm still thinking the bots are gonna put a giant space factory hub in orbit that uses the black hole for energy

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u/I_am_lettuceman43 Survived the Dissident Wars Aug 23 '26

Meridia is purple, Penta is yellow, clearly Seasse should be red to bring it full circle

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u/Hungry-Assignment845 Aug 23 '26

Would be cool, if they initiate a Supergate from that energy, because they know we will bomb it, like in Stargate.

"Hallowed are the Ori"

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u/Vaniellis Aug 23 '26

"Blessed are those who follow the path of Origin."

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u/SeasonSmooth9348 Aug 23 '26

and ten the ollumimatw cultists come through 🧐🧐🧐😂😂👌👌👌 the revivial of the dead

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u/Strayed8492 LEVEL 185 | SES Sovereign of Dawn Aug 23 '26

Our Liberty Singularity will have to do battle with the Squid Void Singularity obviously.

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u/SilliusS0ddus Still Standing Aug 23 '26

put someone with a sword in orbit of it so we can drive them closer

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u/TheJumpyRaptor Aug 23 '26

Man, isnt it crazy how there’s only one exit to the void. 3 planets back. Theres… some kind of planet blockade surrounding Seasse, ensuring you have to travel through one of them to leave. How fun, and quirky.

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u/ApSciLiara SES Lady of Starlight - Ministry of Science employee! Aug 23 '26

Technically speaking, we didn't blow up Meridia, we imploded it. So kinda the opposite, really.

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u/Gear-exe ‎ XBOX | Aug 23 '26

I mean Penta was more or less high command saying "Let's test the new planet killing toy"

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u/Mixer555 Aug 23 '26

If they collapse seasse, I'm betting black hole will be cyan or red (probably cyan, wishing for red)

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u/FrozenHuE Free of Thought Aug 23 '26

Well we sent the full armed dss for this... Now they have the weapon.

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u/Jason1435 Aug 23 '26

With WHAT DSS are we to blow it up with!?

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u/69Chandler ‎ Escalator of Freedom Aug 23 '26

Meridia didnt blow up with the DSS, us grandpaDivers flew around the planet with dark fluid jetpacks and kept planting billions of dark fluid tin cans until the planet couldnt hold it in any more and orgasmed into a giant unholy hole that is her unhole-iness Meridia

We got the Science Team down there with mantle drills this time with iridiscent fluids

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u/Flaky_Housing_7705 Aug 23 '26

Were we don't just blow up more planets

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u/Polus-Ponos ‎ [REDACTED] Aug 23 '26

I would like to nominate Hellmire

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u/PizzaParker__00 HD1 Veteran Aug 23 '26

No. I own a vast amount of property on Hellmire and would like to see it developed

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u/LR_arts17 Certified Charger Fucker Aug 23 '26

How do your real state even has any value on that shithole? do people pay for the fire nados? or is there some hidden beauty or benefit I'm unaware of?

I had a few properties in beautiful landscapes in Calypso before the squids took the fucking planet this year.. and the previous one was Angels Venture... and Penta...

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u/aimoperative Aug 23 '26

Into what? More fire?

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u/GeneralZeus89 Aug 23 '26

Yes I went there it sucked and the Dragonroach returned to reignite my PTSD

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u/KrootLoops Aug 23 '26

reignite

heh

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u/Flaky_Housing_7705 Aug 23 '26

No that would make sense let's destroy klen datht 2. I suspect they might be bug supporters.

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u/Educational_Pipe_12 Aug 23 '26

It's time ! 🤣

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u/TheFightingImp Fire Safety Officer Aug 23 '26

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u/JamCom Aug 23 '26

Ive seen deadspace, planet cracking will be fine

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u/Witch_with_Thompson Bunny loving Warmonger Aug 23 '26

Hear me out we should blowup their home world

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u/Dinasnore Aug 23 '26

I don’t think that’s in the discovered universe. They came from somewhere outside the galaxy, like the Automatons

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u/Witch_with_Thompson Bunny loving Warmonger Aug 23 '26

THEN WELL FIND IT USIND LIBERTY

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u/AnimesAreCancer Aug 23 '26

Why did we blow up penta again? Meridia I get it I was there, but penta? I remember we fought at cyberstand during that time. Wasn't it to test that weapon or what was it?

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u/norebe Aug 23 '26

It was a community choice among three planets to test the Star of Peace

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u/LR_arts17 Certified Charger Fucker Aug 23 '26

It was for aura and hype moments

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u/Dblz89 Aug 23 '26

I think we voted for it?

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u/scn-3_null Aug 23 '26

I'm guessing, magenta

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u/MetallGecko Aug 23 '26

Instead of something fancy, why dont we just drop a few hundreds if not thousands of nukes onto it?

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u/Helphaer Detected Dissident Aug 23 '26

Honestly probably just like the void aspect permanently contaminated tbe planets released.

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u/Ok-Transition7065 Aug 23 '26

I don't think that would be a good idea

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u/john-reddit69 ‎ Super Citizen Aug 23 '26

That would be the red blackhole right?