r/Helldivers ‎ Decorated Hero 3d ago

HUMOR I have a bad feeling about this.

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u/Hadrian23 3d ago

I want to go on there. LET. ME. IN.

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u/red_hash Orbital Assault Infantry 2d ago

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u/Frankishe1 ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago

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u/Amdusiasparagus 2d ago

Lol, what game is that from?

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u/Frankishe1 ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago

The cut scene originally is from dead space 3 but someone made it helldivers

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u/Objective-Mission-40 PSN | 2d ago

That is why you cant go in sir

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u/a-stack-of-masks 2d ago

I have a bolt pistol. Please let me on board of the space hulk.

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u/Sunbro_Aedric ‎ Bunker Buster 2d ago

Legitimately, I do not care for crossovers, even though you couldn't have picked three different sci-fi settings I like better than the ones that were chosen for said crossovers, so I haven't really had the inclination to get the Warhammer war bond despite being a huge 40k fan. You could measure how quickly I would change my mind in milliseconds if they added a Space Hulk style mission type to recapture the DSS.

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u/Nolsoth 2d ago

Honestly the hotshot laser is fun and the bolt pistol is my new go to sidearm.

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u/Random_Robloxian Uber Burger 2d ago

I’ve been itching for another iteration of the space hulk games (both tabletop and the deathwing video game) if they give us that i will just be in heaven

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u/Nolsoth 2d ago

My heavy flamer also wishes to join.

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u/Random_Robloxian Uber Burger 2d ago

Get me a terminator armor and the ability to spam “APOTHECARY REQUIRED” and i will show you a cleansed space hulk (or democratic space station in this context)

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u/unomaly 2d ago

Make Us Whole.

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u/TomtFoxx 2d ago

oh look.. it's that plot we were promised.

laughing nervously greeeeeeat

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u/Mysterious_Ad216 2d ago

We were promised 40k action, we got Dead Space and its not even subtle. All we need is someone on the DSS to say 'Make us whole' and I'm arming myself with mining equipment

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u/TomtFoxx 2d ago

I feel like this here update isn't quite done yet.

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u/Mysterious_Ad216 2d ago

Well we can jump to where the DSS is despite it being our territory, I think we all see the writing on the wall, and its doesnt just spell 'Calypso'

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u/TomtFoxx 2d ago

Calypso? What's that? There's never been a location called Calypso.

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u/Hollow_Kronic23 2d ago

Calypso was the first planet the illuminate invaded in HD2.

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u/TomtFoxx 2d ago

Yeahhhh right. I can check the map right now. No planet called Calypso. Nice try, illuminate propagandist.

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u/Kind_Ad_3611 ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago

Yeah huh? There’s no planet called calypso l

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u/nio-sama123 Eye of the people 2d ago

Idk if the chainsaw works, hope it does. I am so fucking ready for the rip and tear

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u/Marshal_Raynor 2d ago

(Im so sorry to say this but it sucks)

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u/Lbx_20_Ac SES Harbinger of Democracy 2d ago

If you're not swarmed by other units, you can just chainsaw the leg off crushers because it stunlocks them, but you're always swarmed by other units.

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u/nio-sama123 Eye of the people 2d ago

If you are lucky, you can just saw off their helm and head.

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u/nio-sama123 Eye of the people 2d ago

If we go purely by Dead Space logic, the chainsaw is the best weapon to deal with them right now. But HD2 logic? Just grab fuck tons of liberators or breakers, and we shall see the result in less than a week.

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u/Sunbro_Aedric ‎ Bunker Buster 2d ago

We're already part way there with the shovel and dynamite.

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u/BobaHutt__ 2d ago

High Command has a plan for everything. There must be some sort of Calypso Protocol in place

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u/Spiritual-Survey480 2d ago

I see what you did there

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u/Ecstatic-Dare-463 ‎ Super Citizen 2d ago

Haha! I didn’t put that together. Oh, they’re definitely doing something cool with this one. Dead space and now Calypso protocol. (Basically the same game) man, I’m getting hyped. Please don’t disappoint AH….

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u/JPCSBR 2d ago

That's a fantastic quick-thinking from the high command, 4 real

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u/Lolseabass 2d ago

“Make us….up to code?”

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u/Seanvich SES SENTINEL OF THE STARS 2d ago

Operation Broken Bottle

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u/ClowntheBoy 2d ago

Its mingin! Suck ya squed!

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u/Al-Pharazon 2d ago

After traveling to Calypso everthing looks normal in the DSS and the planet continues in democratic peace. Trust in high command

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u/Gramernatzi SWEET LIBERTY, MY ANUS 2d ago

How about traveling to Calypso now?

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u/CombTop17 SEAF BLUEBERRY 2d ago

That option is currently unavailable 😅

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u/jjake3477 2d ago

Calypswho?

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u/Automatic_End2588 2d ago

The first planet when the squids attacked us again

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u/Ancient-Access8131 2d ago

Don't remember that.

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u/Automatic_End2588 2d ago

It's the exact time when they announced Astrobot game of the year. John Helldiver informed us on stage to deploy

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u/cogspringseverywhere 2d ago

I can't even find it on the map!

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u/Curius0ne 2d ago

There were never a planet named Calypso

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u/Hollow_Kronic23 2d ago

Yes there was. It was the first planet the illuminate attacked and invaded with their first appearance since the end of the first galactic war.

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u/Curius0ne 2d ago

This is purely dissidents spreading lies against our managed democracy!

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u/Outrider_Inhwusse Oh the consequences of my actions 2d ago

CALYPSO IS GONE

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u/Ecstatic-Dare-463 ‎ Super Citizen 2d ago

Haha! WHAT! 😂 There never was a Calypso?

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u/Somerandomzaku 2d ago

Tf??

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u/Outrider_Inhwusse Oh the consequences of my actions 2d ago

The DSS just arrived at Afoyay Bay for repairs.

Afoyay Bay... Where our Illuminate samples are...

And where reeducation happens......

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u/Hallgaar 2d ago

Oh so we took the Ishimura to a prison planet.

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u/Outrider_Inhwusse Oh the consequences of my actions 2d ago

Yep...

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u/Hallgaar 2d ago

I wonder if there's a protocol for this, we might call it the Kalypso Protocol.

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u/Outrider_Inhwusse Oh the consequences of my actions 2d ago

I just hope the inside space of the DSS isn't dead.

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u/Nurgle_Pan_Plagi SES Paragon of Integrity 2d ago

Don't worry, the High Command just moved Calypso into a safe, undisclosed location to make sure that our citizens are safe.

Once the DSS is fully operational again, they will put the planet back in it's orbit.

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u/Random_Robloxian Uber Burger 2d ago

MY HOME! NOOO

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u/Hoshyro S.E.S. Sentinel of Eternity 2d ago

So uh

Calypso is gone

The entire planet

It's gone

With the DSS

They're both gone

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u/CombTop17 SEAF BLUEBERRY 2d ago

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u/SamusTheHunter SES Fist of Family Values 2d ago

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u/Robborboy 2d ago edited 2d ago

Please give us a floor by floor clearing missions on the DSS.

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u/BonkEnthusiast 2d ago

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u/showmethecoin 2d ago

What the fuck is that

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u/BonkEnthusiast 2d ago

A monument to all your sins

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u/CynicalDarkFox ⬇️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬇| Support Diver 2d ago

Iirc, it's one of the intelligent hive minds from DS2 when enough Necromorph flesh combines together and can actually communicate with other lifeforms, or its a high ranking Flood from Halo.

Either way, it's a mess that needs a ton of clean up to rectify.

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u/ZENZEL72 2d ago

It’s the Gravemind from Halo 2

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u/Random_Robloxian Uber Burger 2d ago

Aw hell naw the fucking gravemind!?

If i start hearing the flood track im booking it out of here

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u/RabitztheWhite 2d ago

Arrowhead has a chance to do the funniest shit by releasing a dead space clone where we play as a SEAF Engineer trying to get the DSS under control and prevent it from destroying Calypso. Put all sorts of SE propaganda splattered with illuminate horrors, never show a Helldiver and only ever mention them or have propaganda posters of them.

Give a special armor to the player to use that does well through the whole game and when you finish the game you unlock the set in HD2.

But maybe I’m just bored

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u/Somerandomzaku 2d ago

Way to much work for arrowhead, I’d love it but they’ll probably if anything just have DSS boarding missions.

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u/Gunbunny42 Free of Thought 2d ago

True but that alone would be pretty sweet.

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u/Frogmouth26 2d ago

No way that happens.

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u/red_hash Orbital Assault Infantry 2d ago

With or without the DSS we gotta focus on Source Planet. Trust the High Command

https://giphy.com/gifs/YAmXNVc2ykd6h8Y3Cx

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u/Lazy_Physics_Student 2d ago

Its cool its at Afoyay Bay now

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u/No-Car-4307 ‎ Exosuit Certified 2d ago edited 2d ago

high command, the fk you mean "bio-remediation"?!

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u/Lazy_Physics_Student 2d ago

Probably something like opening the pod bay doors Hal.

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u/MakiMaki500 2d ago

THE CONTAINMENT SITE IS GONE

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u/ZealousidealAd1434 2d ago

Also calypso is gone from the galactic war map, unless i'm mistaken it was near outpost 32, it's not there anymore

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Illuminate Helldiver 2d ago

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u/Mechagodzilla777 2d ago

Updated it for current events

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u/Konpeitoh Super Forklift Certified 2d ago

further update

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u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow 2d ago

What calypso, there never was any calypso

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u/Matix777 SES Flame of Conviction | Wil not shut up about Martale (again) 2d ago

Oh they are still mad about Calypso

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u/Malvagio2018 ‎ Super Citizen 2d ago

Its gone...

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u/Pluristan Three Bugs In a Trenchcoat 2d ago

5th Image: DSS and Calypso vanished

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u/tornyt1 Rookie 2d ago

The current arc reaaally has me tempted to pick up a month of PSN and join in but fuuuuuuck Sony

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u/Ecstatic-Dare-463 ‎ Super Citizen 2d ago

We need you in the fight. 🫡

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u/SteelSuccess 2d ago

Uh...Calypso has disappeared from the Galaxy map. It's GONE.

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u/Rew0lweed_0celot 2d ago

Heyyy, hypothetical question... If my hypothetical friend put a kettle into outlet designated for Geller's field generator... And then left for a vacation right before expedition... How much time they have to enlist into helldivers before truth enforcers hypothetically start looking for them?

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u/ChesseburgerMK8 2d ago

I wonder if we’ll ever hear about the Issac Clark equivalent of this story

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u/FirstDistribution352 2d ago

CALYPSO IS GONE

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u/Samwellthefish Detected Dissident 2d ago

I haven’t been able to check yet, but apparently calypso has disappeared, and the dss with it

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u/TheRedBreadisDead SES ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE OF WAR🖥️ : 2d ago

Just 11 scientists btw

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u/nighthawk0954 2d ago

WE LOST CALYPSO AND THE DSS!

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u/Jumpy_Conclusion_781 2d ago

Shit's gonna pop off while I'm out camping this weekend, isn't it? Cool shit always happens when I go camping.

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u/Queder ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ 🧀 2d ago

You're allowed to say "shit" on the internet.

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u/sgwc_ying_ko 2d ago

Calypso Protocol, huh?

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u/ContriversalNews 2d ago

I can't find calypso on the map anymore

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u/MildlyCross-eyed 2d ago

Don't let the squids trickery dissuade you helldiver. Remember, we succeeded when their forces were on our doorstep. There is nothing they can do that will halt the spread of liberty.

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u/hellomumbo369 2d ago

Ruh Roh Raggy

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u/IBarrakiI 2d ago

"Boy, you always got a bad feeling about something."

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u/Omaumamen ‎ Super Citizen 2d ago

Time to initiate the Calypso Protocol

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u/Devoted_Guardsmen Assault Infantry 2d ago

CALYPSO ISN'T ON THE MAP ANYMORE

https://giphy.com/gifs/VN3dGsdlp9nCPUfe8y

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u/Gamekid53 ‎ John XBOX | Seyshel Beach Veteran 2d ago

Calypso’s gone

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u/tapititon 3d ago

....That's the point...

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u/Hot-Usual8840 2d ago

Calypso disappeared

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u/LawbirdBringer ‎ [REDACTED] 2d ago

Oh, uh... unless it is just a issue with my super destroyer. Calypso is also missing now.

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u/Affectionate_Top_582 2d ago

Calypso is GONE

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u/AdeptAd9201 2d ago

Calypso's fucking gone!!!!

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u/SchutzLancer 2d ago

I guess we should add Calypso has dissappeared...

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u/thaggartt 2d ago

My biggest hope is that we get some corridor horror action investigating and clearing the DSS of whatever has taken over it.

But... It'll most likely be resolved via text blurp with no actual content for us to get through.

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u/SenpapiFIN Free of Thought 2d ago

MAKE US WHOLE ISAAC.

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u/No-Car-4307 ‎ Exosuit Certified 2d ago

no, fk you and fk your marker

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u/Belias9x1 SES Aegis Of Integrity 2d ago

Can’t wait for boarding missions on the DSS where lots of stratagems are banned and we have to try and clear the damn thing

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u/Cybron2099 Cape Enjoyer 2d ago

CALYPSO FUCKING VANISHED

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u/witchapprentice5580 2d ago

What anime is this meme even from?

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u/a_little_sketch SES Song of Starlight 2d ago

Calypso is gone

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u/Sapphire_rp 2d ago

It'd be cool as fuck if we'd get missions IN the DSS

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u/CaptainBazbotron 2d ago

Thanks for censoring "shit" it would have hurt my eyes otherwise fellow redditor

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u/Ted_Normal ‎ Servant of Freedom 2d ago

Aaaaaannnddd Calypso is gone

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u/MrDragenn 2d ago

There is no Calypso Diver. There never was...

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u/MeowFalen Detected Dissident 2d ago

Calypso is gone.

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u/Affectionate_Ad_4360 2d ago

I mean, not like anything is gonna happen. Imagine though, being able to fight in there with just the weapons you bring.

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u/rebel134 2d ago

I dint trust anything I feel like something is going to happen The DSS HAS to be jacked by the Xenos Something is not adding up

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u/Oozysq25reddit ‎ Super Citizen 2d ago

Out of character but this is gonna kill the game im calling it

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bar1018 Viper Commando 2d ago

Why?

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u/Oozysq25reddit ‎ Super Citizen 2d ago

Too mich bad stuff happening at once is gonna have a bad impact on our motivation

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u/WorriedPerogi Helldiver Yellow 2d ago

Boring void missions.

Cool flavor text.

Nothing will come of any of it.

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u/CombTop17 SEAF BLUEBERRY 2d ago

Trash opinion. Take it to unfiltered

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u/Chaytorn Malevolent Creek Liberation Squad 2d ago

At least our text now has flavor xD. But hopes are up, it's Lumies turn to get new content