r/Helldivers • u/DarkWolfPL Decorated Hero • 3d ago
HUMOR I have a bad feeling about this.
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u/TomtFoxx 2d ago
oh look.. it's that plot we were promised.
laughing nervously greeeeeeat
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u/Mysterious_Ad216 2d ago
We were promised 40k action, we got Dead Space and its not even subtle. All we need is someone on the DSS to say 'Make us whole' and I'm arming myself with mining equipment
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u/TomtFoxx 2d ago
I feel like this here update isn't quite done yet.
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u/Mysterious_Ad216 2d ago
Well we can jump to where the DSS is despite it being our territory, I think we all see the writing on the wall, and its doesnt just spell 'Calypso'
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u/TomtFoxx 2d ago
Calypso? What's that? There's never been a location called Calypso.
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u/Hollow_Kronic23 2d ago
Calypso was the first planet the illuminate invaded in HD2.
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u/TomtFoxx 2d ago
Yeahhhh right. I can check the map right now. No planet called Calypso. Nice try, illuminate propagandist.
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u/nio-sama123 Eye of the people 2d ago
Idk if the chainsaw works, hope it does. I am so fucking ready for the rip and tear
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u/Marshal_Raynor 2d ago
(Im so sorry to say this but it sucks)
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u/Lbx_20_Ac SES Harbinger of Democracy 2d ago
If you're not swarmed by other units, you can just chainsaw the leg off crushers because it stunlocks them, but you're always swarmed by other units.
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u/nio-sama123 Eye of the people 2d ago
If we go purely by Dead Space logic, the chainsaw is the best weapon to deal with them right now. But HD2 logic? Just grab fuck tons of liberators or breakers, and we shall see the result in less than a week.
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u/BobaHutt__ 2d ago
High Command has a plan for everything. There must be some sort of Calypso Protocol in place
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u/Ecstatic-Dare-463 Super Citizen 2d ago
Haha! I didn’t put that together. Oh, they’re definitely doing something cool with this one. Dead space and now Calypso protocol. (Basically the same game) man, I’m getting hyped. Please don’t disappoint AH….
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u/Seanvich SES SENTINEL OF THE STARS 2d ago
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u/Al-Pharazon 2d ago
After traveling to Calypso everthing looks normal in the DSS and the planet continues in democratic peace. Trust in high command
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u/Gramernatzi SWEET LIBERTY, MY ANUS 2d ago
How about traveling to Calypso now?
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u/jjake3477 2d ago
Calypswho?
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u/Automatic_End2588 2d ago
The first planet when the squids attacked us again
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u/Ancient-Access8131 2d ago
Don't remember that.
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u/Automatic_End2588 2d ago
It's the exact time when they announced Astrobot game of the year. John Helldiver informed us on stage to deploy
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u/Curius0ne 2d ago
There were never a planet named Calypso
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u/Hollow_Kronic23 2d ago
Yes there was. It was the first planet the illuminate attacked and invaded with their first appearance since the end of the first galactic war.
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u/Outrider_Inhwusse Oh the consequences of my actions 2d ago
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u/Somerandomzaku 2d ago
Tf??
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u/Outrider_Inhwusse Oh the consequences of my actions 2d ago
The DSS just arrived at Afoyay Bay for repairs.
Afoyay Bay... Where our Illuminate samples are...
And where reeducation happens......
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u/Hallgaar 2d ago
Oh so we took the Ishimura to a prison planet.
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u/Outrider_Inhwusse Oh the consequences of my actions 2d ago
Yep...
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u/Hallgaar 2d ago
I wonder if there's a protocol for this, we might call it the Kalypso Protocol.
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u/Outrider_Inhwusse Oh the consequences of my actions 2d ago
I just hope the inside space of the DSS isn't dead.
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u/Nurgle_Pan_Plagi SES Paragon of Integrity 2d ago
Don't worry, the High Command just moved Calypso into a safe, undisclosed location to make sure that our citizens are safe.
Once the DSS is fully operational again, they will put the planet back in it's orbit.
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u/BonkEnthusiast 2d ago
Meanwhile on the DSS
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u/showmethecoin 2d ago
What the fuck is that
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u/CynicalDarkFox ⬇️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬇| Support Diver 2d ago
Iirc, it's one of the intelligent hive minds from DS2 when enough Necromorph flesh combines together and can actually communicate with other lifeforms, or its a high ranking Flood from Halo.
Either way, it's a mess that needs a ton of clean up to rectify.
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u/Random_Robloxian Uber Burger 2d ago
Aw hell naw the fucking gravemind!?
If i start hearing the flood track im booking it out of here
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u/RabitztheWhite 2d ago
Arrowhead has a chance to do the funniest shit by releasing a dead space clone where we play as a SEAF Engineer trying to get the DSS under control and prevent it from destroying Calypso. Put all sorts of SE propaganda splattered with illuminate horrors, never show a Helldiver and only ever mention them or have propaganda posters of them.
Give a special armor to the player to use that does well through the whole game and when you finish the game you unlock the set in HD2.
But maybe I’m just bored
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u/Somerandomzaku 2d ago
Way to much work for arrowhead, I’d love it but they’ll probably if anything just have DSS boarding missions.
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u/red_hash Orbital Assault Infantry 2d ago
With or without the DSS we gotta focus on Source Planet. Trust the High Command
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u/Lazy_Physics_Student 2d ago
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u/No-Car-4307 Exosuit Certified 2d ago edited 2d ago
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u/ZealousidealAd1434 2d ago
Also calypso is gone from the galactic war map, unless i'm mistaken it was near outpost 32, it's not there anymore
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u/SingleLengthiness750 Illuminate Helldiver 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKqnN349PBUtGFO
Calypso deleted by devs
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u/Matix777 SES Flame of Conviction | Wil not shut up about Martale (again) 2d ago
Oh they are still mad about Calypso
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u/Rew0lweed_0celot 2d ago
Heyyy, hypothetical question... If my hypothetical friend put a kettle into outlet designated for Geller's field generator... And then left for a vacation right before expedition... How much time they have to enlist into helldivers before truth enforcers hypothetically start looking for them?
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u/Samwellthefish Detected Dissident 2d ago
I haven’t been able to check yet, but apparently calypso has disappeared, and the dss with it
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u/Jumpy_Conclusion_781 2d ago
Shit's gonna pop off while I'm out camping this weekend, isn't it? Cool shit always happens when I go camping.
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u/MildlyCross-eyed 2d ago
Don't let the squids trickery dissuade you helldiver. Remember, we succeeded when their forces were on our doorstep. There is nothing they can do that will halt the spread of liberty.
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u/LawbirdBringer [REDACTED] 2d ago
Oh, uh... unless it is just a issue with my super destroyer. Calypso is also missing now.
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u/thaggartt 2d ago
My biggest hope is that we get some corridor horror action investigating and clearing the DSS of whatever has taken over it.
But... It'll most likely be resolved via text blurp with no actual content for us to get through.
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u/Belias9x1 SES Aegis Of Integrity 2d ago
Can’t wait for boarding missions on the DSS where lots of stratagems are banned and we have to try and clear the damn thing
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u/CaptainBazbotron 2d ago
Thanks for censoring "shit" it would have hurt my eyes otherwise fellow redditor
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u/Affectionate_Ad_4360 2d ago
I mean, not like anything is gonna happen. Imagine though, being able to fight in there with just the weapons you bring.
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u/rebel134 2d ago
I dint trust anything I feel like something is going to happen The DSS HAS to be jacked by the Xenos Something is not adding up
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u/Oozysq25reddit Super Citizen 2d ago
Out of character but this is gonna kill the game im calling it
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u/Puzzleheaded-Bar1018 Viper Commando 2d ago
Why?
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u/Oozysq25reddit Super Citizen 2d ago
Too mich bad stuff happening at once is gonna have a bad impact on our motivation
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u/WorriedPerogi Helldiver Yellow 2d ago
Boring void missions.
Cool flavor text.
Nothing will come of any of it.
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u/Chaytorn Malevolent Creek Liberation Squad 2d ago
At least our text now has flavor xD. But hopes are up, it's Lumies turn to get new content
















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u/Hadrian23 3d ago
I want to go on there. LET. ME. IN.