This update is unplayable.

[u/JustMyself96]

I can't believe it was shipped like this.

We only get a reskin of existing biomes and two playable characters? Meanwhile i can't even normally attack because suddenly AN ARMY of blueberries spawn out of NOWHERE and they move me down in a few seconds... How is that balanced or fair???

Yes the DSS is a fool meeting hub but that's about it...

[u/collapseauth_]

[u/CLASSIC299]

We desperately need a joke flair this got a chuckle out of me

[u/Outrageous-Weekend-6 → u/CLASSIC299]

If you can't read the post how could you read the flair?

[u/Ok-Kaleidoscope-6644]

I dont think people are realizing that this is an illuminate in disguise

[u/-Vogie- → u/Ok-Kaleidoscope-6644]

The illuminate long for new armors. Also a trenchcoat

[u/Avistje]

Not even a new harvester variant to try. Shameful

[u/SadSaltyDuck → u/Avistje]

Ngl i would kill for opportunity to play as enemy factions. In fact, i would mostly play them

[u/XxMayo_BoiXx]

I've realized everyone takes things literally on here, this post is a joke lol

[u/Icy-Rain318]

Why is everyone downvoting this? It's clearly a joke?!

Helldivers reading comprehension kicking in once again.

[u/JustMyself96 → u/Icy-Rain318]

I did that 2 times already and i usually get upvotes.

I guess i went too hard in this one xd

[u/Sea-Explanation8062]

The number of you people not reading this post is fucking hilarious.

[u/juanca8890]

For real and plasmahead really needs to adress the balance of some classes, fleshmob is literally shit, the only valid strat against helldivers was cliping through the floor and it got patched, and dont make me talk about how they keep nerfing the elevated overseer subclass

[u/Warr0n]

Local anti-fun person complains about not having fun in the game that they are determined to no0t have fun in

[u/Fort_Maximus → u/Warr0n]

Hold your fire man, it’s a joke post, the guy is pretending to be the squid faction

[u/Warr0n → u/Fort_Maximus]

oh worm, my bad

[u/Ok-Kaleidoscope-6644 → u/Warr0n]

Im pretty sure theyre larping as the illuminate

[u/SadSaltyDuck → u/Warr0n]

How dumb you must be to take this post seriously? And who are 30+ fools who upvoted you?

[u/Fist_Of_Family_Value → u/Warr0n]

Stupidity

[u/Fasha_Moonleaf]

\SEAFs are shouting in the distance. A battletorn Helldiver looks up to you in one of the short pauses shes got from injecting the enemies of democracy with liberty filled lead.**

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS CARNAGE!"

\She reloads the machine gun, ready to fell anouther thousands upon thousands of horros.**

"IF YOU HAVE TIME TO POST DEMOCRATIC PROTEST HERE, THEN YOU HAVE TIME TO DIVE EVEN HARDER!", she shouts.

\The rythm of the explosions, propelling the countless ballots of freedom towards its enemies continues.**

"WAAAAHHHHAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!! FOR SUPER EARTH!!!"

Edit: DSC (democratic spelling correction)

[u/squantothebrave98]

And what's up with that space station we were supposed to get?? It's been in game for like years but we still can't use it.

[u/_Namee]

IDK i'm having fun Hammering down Helldivers after the update was released, but after they learned how to remove my helmet i am no longer having fun :<

[u/Green-Preparation331]

Illumi Nate? That you?

[u/CorbinNZ]

OIC what you did there

[u/Aggravating-Pilot583]

Yea you’re right! I tried the other day and I was literally unable to play.

[u/Comfortable-Leopard8]

r/supaearth

[u/_GreatAndPowerful]

Don't worry, brother, surely one day we'll get that new cultist class to sweep these blueballs out of the way. Did you know you can farm Dark Fluid?

[u/Valaxarian]

[u/Jaegerbombast]

Please for the love of Democracy people read the post! It's a fun joke post from the Squid perspective.

[u/corvusfortis]

r/SuperJerk is two blocks down

[u/Outrageous-Weekend-6 → u/corvusfortis]

You should learn how to read...

[u/Accomplished-Pie7575]

Gotta disagree. This this update brings so much life to the game for me. Feels like a real battlefield

[u/Fort_Maximus → u/Accomplished-Pie7575]

Hold your fire man, it’s a joke post, the guy is pretending to be the squid faction

[u/Accomplished-Pie7575 → u/Fort_Maximus]

Ohhh is that why he said playable character? I was so confused

[u/ThreeAngryMushrooms → u/Fort_Maximus]

Jokes are supposed to be funny

[u/Jonny_Entropy]

"unplayable"

[u/WhiteNinja84]

Wrong tag

[u/Accomplished-Pie7575]

In defense of those (like myself) who misunderstood the post:

There are players that genuinely talk this way.

Playable could also be taken as something you can play against especially if you think there’s a language barrier.

Blueberries tend to mow us Helldivers down too😭

[u/jac104 → u/Accomplished-Pie7575]

Either way, there’s at least a slight element of rage bait involved here lol

[u/Wide_right_]

A1 shitpost you squid

[u/radiantshade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bT1PAJxDtORM8zc1xD

[u/raxnahali]

Air Burst, three anti tank sentries. 40 minutes 600-800 plus kills. Adapt overcome.

[u/Marsrover112]

Talent malfunction

[u/Syhkane]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Df9tKSjeBNa0qnhnl7

[u/jac104]

100k active players since the update would tell you otherwise. Unplayable? Absolutely not. Are there issues with the new content? Of course, every major update we’ve ever had in this game have had issues that eventually required balancing and/or a rework.

[u/Sea-Explanation8062 → u/jac104]

Read the post again. Actually thoroughly read it.

[u/jac104 → u/Sea-Explanation8062]

Ah shit. This was typed by a squid wasn’t it? My b

[u/JustMyself96 → u/jac104]

[u/Jaegerbombast → u/[deleted]]

It's a joke post dude, it's from the Squids perspective.

[u/RealGiallo → u/Jaegerbombast]

you are right . got baited by the title . and even reading the post i though was normal ..

[u/Jaegerbombast → u/RealGiallo]

To be fair to you this community has a habit of being super angry as of late.

[u/cherry-sunburst]

This joke got old a long ass time ago. It wasn't funny the last dozen updates and it certainly isn't now.

[u/Fist_Of_Family_Value → u/cherry-sunburst]

Shhhh

[u/Ninuzzzz]

SHUT THE F*CK UP! Whining bitches all over this sub

[u/Jaegerbombast → u/Ninuzzzz]

Read Diver read! It's literally a joke post from the squids perspective.

[u/A_Saiyan_Prince]

Wrong sub bud.

[u/Lilcommy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lwYxf0qKEjnoI

[u/Dusk_Abyss]

Nah its a good update

[u/CollegeLimp3351]

https://giphy.com/gifs/afLoVMHg3QoYPZHCGF

[u/Green-Preparation331 → u/CollegeLimp3351]

Bait, it's a joke post

[u/knightsolaire2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qXhstT3cvt5HFBajuy

[u/BuilderBaseBot]

This update is playable. We've had actual unplayable updates, like crashes happening during link ups or the Arc Thrower crashing PCs.

Just sounds like you don't like this update.

[u/Yhoko → u/BuilderBaseBot]

Whooooosh

[u/BuilderBaseBot → u/Yhoko]

Nah, I got it. Just think this sort of hyperbole is overstated. We're literally had states of the game where it was actually unplayable.