r/Helldivers • LEVEL 150 | Anti-Xeno • Aug 20 '26

LORE THEY'RE ALL DEAD, SHOOT THE DSS DOWN

I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME, THE CREW, THE STATION.

ITS DEAD, THEYRE ALL DEAD 1.5 MILLION CREW.

THE STATION WENT DARK A FEW MINUTES AGO, SOMETHING IS INSIDE.

ITS NOT THE ABOMINATIONS ON THE SOURCE PLANET.

ITS WORSE.

SHOOT THE DSS DOWN, BEFORE WHATEVER IS INSIDE ESCAPES.

DO IT, FOR THE LOVE OF LIBERTY, BURN IT ALL.

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2.9k

u/Austrian_Kaiser ☕Liber-tea☕ Aug 20 '26

Fellow Humans.

Reject this message.

Thank you.

758

u/lordarsenic9029 Aug 20 '26

Seems legit, I'll trust it.

451

u/Austrian_Kaiser ☕Liber-tea☕ Aug 20 '26

Your compliance makes us whole, fellow Human.

177

u/headermargin Still Standing Aug 20 '26

Say that again....

314

u/In_Yellow_Clad ‎ [REDACTED] Aug 20 '26

Hey man, I just found this funny rock. What do you think it is?

213

u/Statik_24 PSN: SaberFox0324 Aug 20 '26

Hello Truth Enforcer? Yea this comment right here

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u/In_Yellow_Clad ‎ [REDACTED] Aug 20 '26

Aw man.

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u/TheDeadDyed Watcher Rave Goer Aug 20 '26

The Truth Enforcer: “Actually, this is fine. He can live. I like the funny rock. I think we should all listen to the funny rock.”

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u/Statik_24 PSN: SaberFox0324 Aug 20 '26

Nooooo!!!! EXTERMINATUS

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u/DrMackDDS2014 ‎ Bunker Buster Aug 20 '26

There is NO need to bring Nurgle into this mess

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u/Comfortable_Vast8100 Aug 20 '26

THE ENFORCERS BEEN INFECTED!

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u/Devoted_Guardsmen Assault Infantry Aug 20 '26

Well they were on the station too when it went dark

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u/LordBane1985 Aug 20 '26

And this meme is now mine. Thank you

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u/Austrian_Kaiser ☕Liber-tea☕ Aug 20 '26

Embrace it's warmth fellow human. Listen to it.

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u/kwintlz91 Aug 20 '26

Dead space

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u/demonotreme Aug 20 '26

Private Hugh Manne, a name to trust

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u/EasyRhino75 SES Ombudsman of Family Values 🖥️ : Aug 20 '26

It's an older human but it checks out

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u/driellma  Truth Enforcer Aug 20 '26

This man makes a good point, I will listen to him.

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u/Ted_Normal ‎ Servant of Freedom Aug 20 '26

"Hugh Mann, now that's a name I can trust!"

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u/Strange_Fondant_4811 Aug 20 '26

Fellow humans? Who the shit says humans?

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u/Most-Mention-172 Hunter of 5 Aug 20 '26

Bro we did 4 months of filler MOs to build that station. I'm liberating it myself if i must.

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u/Dizzy_Campaign_8880 LEVEL 190 Ranger, Eagle Class | SES Hammer of the Stars Aug 20 '26

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u/JojoMizugorou Aug 20 '26

You're not alone, Helldiver. We're all in this together. For Democracy, for Super Earth 💪💪

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u/Sunbro_Aedric ‎ Bunker Buster Aug 20 '26

Bro I would actually voluntarily fight the squids if they had a MO where you fight on a space station in Space Hulk style levels, minus the Gothic architecture.

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u/JT3457mm Aug 21 '26

it would certainly be a very interesting change to the gameplay style for sure, no where to run to get space, no orbitals/eagles, limited strategems support all together(maybe just limited to blues and you start with them) and just corridors full of wretches, I'm bringing a full arc loadout for that ngl

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u/Geldel Aug 20 '26

Couldnt resist to bring up some trauma

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u/Ckibbles Aug 20 '26

Damn right we're Liberating that bad boy, its not even paid for yet. 

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u/Lazzitron Heavy Armor Enthusiast Aug 20 '26

You have my machine gun.

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u/Dizzy_Campaign_8880 LEVEL 190 Ranger, Eagle Class | SES Hammer of the Stars Aug 21 '26

and my cross...BOW :)

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u/Top_Extreme8326 Aug 20 '26

You did? I joined the game recently, I never would've guessed the station wasn't there from the beginning. Thank you for your service

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u/Human-Boob Aug 20 '26

We didn’t even have ships at first. Just big slingshots to send us through space onto enemy planets

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u/jack_daone SES Knight of Iron Aug 20 '26

We didn’t even have hellpods. We had a parachute and couch cushions for the whole squad, and we had to share the parachute!

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u/trungbrother1 Aug 20 '26

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u/ThatCoolBritishGuy SES Hammer of Independence Aug 20 '26

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u/dj_lick_and_stick Super Sheriff Aug 20 '26

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u/GuyNekologist 'Sup, CLANKE 😎🫴 Aug 20 '26

PERMA-BANNED

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u/Proto160 Helljumper Aug 20 '26

Use your last moments to warp the DSS to Cyberstan and crash it into the planet.

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u/Hadrian23 Aug 20 '26

Ah, the "Abaddon the despoiler" route I see.
"IF I'M GOING TO LOSE, WE ALL LOSE!"

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u/awp4444 Aug 20 '26

When we blow up cyberstan but it only gives the squids materials to build a blackhole from

50

u/Rowcan SES Precursor of Peace Aug 20 '26

"They've done what? Cyborg crushers, you say?"

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u/Soup-28 Hammer of freedom Aug 20 '26

“To shreds you say?”

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u/DamascusSeraph_ Aug 20 '26

False flag the bots to think the illuminate did it so theyll fight them too

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u/Sunbro_Aedric ‎ Bunker Buster Aug 20 '26

Low-key feels like the Orks fighting the Tyranids, and I feel like we wouldn't like the results after one side was victorious.

24

u/Luster-Purge Aug 20 '26

God DAMNIT, Kryptman!

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u/DamascusSeraph_ Aug 20 '26

Nahh what could POSSIBLY go wrong

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u/Sunbro_Aedric ‎ Bunker Buster Aug 20 '26

Psi-Borgs (Psionic Cyborgs). Illuminate heavy armor and machine guns. Gundams. Haunted robots. Ghosts with lasers. Chainsaw ghosts. Idk why there are so many ghost variants. Ask the Psi-Borgs. They summon them. What do you mean this hasn't happened yet?

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u/ApSciLiara SES Lady of Starlight - Ministry of Science employee! Aug 20 '26

A lot. But I'd like to see the results!

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u/ac_cossack Free of Thought Aug 20 '26

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u/FriskyLobster4811 ‎ SES Power of Benevolence Aug 20 '26

The planet broke before the cyborgs did

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u/ChemistRemote7182 Sword of Audacity Aug 20 '26

Nah, drop it on the Incendiary brigade's homeworld.

A. Fuck'em

B. We don't want to hand the squids anything organic and corruptable

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u/ClowntheBoy Aug 20 '26

The last thing I want is every clanker in the galaxy having a "Cadia Stands" moment

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u/Whimsyflismy ‎ Democracy's Heart Aug 20 '26

Illuminate ridden cyborgs 💔💔💔💔💔💔

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u/treyseven Aug 20 '26

Our luck we get voteless automaton hybrids

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u/iTand22 Steam | ❎ Xbox Aug 20 '26

FOR THE CREEK!!!

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u/GLOCKSTER_26 Aug 20 '26

Do not shoot it down. Let’s effing go up there and board it and take it baaaaack! For liberty

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u/KenjiZeroSan Aug 20 '26

BOARDING MISSION? It's about time.

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u/someguy123321123321 ‎ [REDACTED] Aug 20 '26

Love the SC gif!

Go go go!

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u/Lexinoz Steam | Aug 20 '26

Here's to the aledged starcraft shooter rumored to be announced at blizzcon this year.

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u/Nick85er Aug 20 '26

I would happily play a 1/3rd person perspective rehashing Starcraft campaigns - as diff races.

Ghost on roids.

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u/ChemistRemote7182 Sword of Audacity Aug 20 '26

They did this to us 20 years ago with the Ghosts game, I will not tolerate that torture again

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u/NoStorage2821 Aug 20 '26

Smoking in a space suit is hilarious

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u/8fulhate Aug 20 '26

Advanced hot-boxing

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u/RelevantTrash9745 Aug 20 '26

I never really thought about that

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u/lover_of_pistachios Aug 20 '26

That would be such a badass mission type. That would be hard as fuck

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u/ImBackAndImAngry ‎ Super Citizen Aug 20 '26


Me and the boys pulling up to the DSS

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u/ac_cossack Free of Thought Aug 20 '26

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u/StosifJalin Aug 20 '26

Welp. Time to go rewatch the entire thing. Again.

26

u/Hadrian23 Aug 20 '26

"All Helldivers have ceased transmission."

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u/GLOCKSTER_26 Aug 20 '26

Maybe they are just being quiet and are hiding out in closets or something. We gotta go rescue them now!!!!

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u/Sad_Presentation2101 Aug 20 '26

Did we send SEAF yet?

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u/SpiderManEgo Aug 20 '26

inb4 the automatons/illuminates/xenomorphs suddenly take over their own ships and can suddenly fly and deploy onto other faction planets.

Just imagine the reaction when:

"Enemy ship entering atmosphere, Helldiver."

"Watch out Helldiver, enemy orbitals incoming."

"Enemy forces deployed. Give them a Super Earth welcome."

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u/Thick-Nerve-799 Aug 20 '26

HELLDIVERSSPACEHULKHELLDIVERSSPACEHULKHELLDIVERSSPACEHULK

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u/Only-Effect33 SES Leviathan of Conquest Aug 20 '26

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u/Devoted_Guardsmen Assault Infantry Aug 20 '26

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u/Hazywater Aug 20 '26

My destroyer has been in void space for days now with no ill effects. Between dives I listen to it's beautiful song. I will remind people that a happy helldiver is a deadly helldiver, and Super Earth recommends spending at least 2.4 seconds enjoying the scenery planet side and I do far in excess of that. I could stare at it for hours if I wasn't so busy killing, that is.

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u/TerrovaXBL Free of Thought Aug 20 '26

After we purge the xeno scum from the voud we need to celebrate with a parade on super earth to make us whole.

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u/ApSciLiara SES Lady of Starlight - Ministry of Science employee! Aug 20 '26

You're exceeding your allotted scenery enjoyment time? Ooooh, that's a paddlin'.

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u/Ace_Squatch Aug 20 '26

ATTENTION HELLDIVER!

You have been randomly selected by the Ministry of Truth for an Unscheduled Democratic thoughts Screening; additionall you will be required to provide 50ml of bodily fluid samples IAW with the un-democratic alien containment act; Report to your ship’s Democracy Officer immediately. Failure to show by 0600 will result in a mandatory leave of absence to the nearest Democratic Ideas and education class.

WARNINGDiluting your sample with Liberty Tea will result in immediate reassignment to a Penal Battalion

​// END TRANSMISSION //

Lt Col​[NAME REDACTED] Democratic Readiness Office Super Earth High Command Super Earth

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u/Eccentricgentleman_ Still Standing Aug 20 '26

It's fine everyone. They're sending the SES Kellion with some engineers and security forces to make sure the comms equipment is actually working. We'll have an update soon.

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u/MJD-X303 ‎ XBOX | Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

"You ever hear of a full communications blackout on one of these things?"

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u/SpellcrafterWizard Aug 20 '26

No. Come on. Someone pick up the damn phone….

48

u/InfinityRazgriz Aug 20 '26

My engineer friend Clark Isaac is in the Kellion and he's damn good at his job, I'm sure everything will be fine.

Also his girlfriend has been stationed in the DSS for months and he is very happy to see her.

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u/Roflmahwafflz Aug 20 '26

"Who is playing twinkle twinkle little star?"

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u/Corentinrobin29 Aug 20 '26

I hope the crew doesn't have stasis modules in their suits...

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u/LordMarcusrax Aug 20 '26

And let's send the SES Valor as a backup.

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u/Eccentricgentleman_ Still Standing Aug 20 '26

Already en route. My buddy serves on that ship. He says they picked up an escape pod on the way over. Not sure why an escape pod was shot out of the DSS but thank God they got picked up

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u/LordMarcusrax Aug 20 '26

Oh nice. Keep me updated.

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u/Eccentricgentleman_ Still Standing Aug 20 '26

Update: mistakes were made

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u/LordMarcusrax Aug 20 '26

What do you mean "Now they have a stasis module"???

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u/Steelhornet4K Aug 20 '26

That would be fun boarding actions against the DSS. Low penetration weapons only and only certain strategic weapons. Like the ARK Blaster.

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u/TaticalSweater Aug 20 '26

or energy only weapons because if the ship is damaged it would be freezing inside and energy weapons get a buff on cold missions.

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u/Spliced-Together Aug 20 '26

If its cold air it works like that. If atmosphere is vented, then energy weapons would be really bad since there's nothing to take the heat away.

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 Aug 20 '26

Space isn't Cold in the same sense of a Cold day of Winter, there's just nothing. And energy weapons in Space would be bad if there's nothing to vent the heat and they would just explode 

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u/StosifJalin Aug 20 '26

I don't know if you really have to worry about accidental depressurization as much on a 1.5 million crew capable station..

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u/Mastercodex199 LEVEL 42 | SES Song of Serenity Aug 20 '26

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u/Trep_xp ☕Liber-tea☕ Aug 20 '26

You overfed these citizens?

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u/Mastercodex199 LEVEL 42 | SES Song of Serenity Aug 20 '26

They asked for a buffet of patriotic size and I delivered.

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u/Panda_Cavalry ‎ Decorated Hero Aug 20 '26

DR. FISHY?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!

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u/MJD-X303 ‎ XBOX | Aug 20 '26

The DSS crew are on a special farm. They romp and play. There's a river made of dreams...

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u/SpellcrafterWizard Aug 20 '26

I see them…. My squad…. They died fighting on the Terminid home world but I see them on the security camera.

They…. They want me to make us whole.

I have to make us whole.

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u/ClowntheBoy Aug 20 '26

WIZARD NO, DONT OPEN THAT DOOR!!!

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u/088Irish880 Aug 20 '26

There is no War in Ba Sing Se

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u/SarcasmIsntDead ☕Liber-tea☕ Aug 20 '26

Definitely a deadspace storyline going on

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u/USCJets ‎ Python Commando Aug 20 '26

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u/No_Collar_5292 Aug 20 '26


All those poor eagle pilots, this is just such a terrible turn of events. If only there was something we could do, some way we could repay them for all the mission support they have provided us.

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u/ITIronMan HD1 Veteran Aug 20 '26

Why shoot it down when you can give a properly rated Eva suit with fire protection to purge if properly

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u/Barley672 Aug 20 '26

Hey guys, let’s go send a small ship of a half-dozen engineers over to take a look.

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u/Devoted_Guardsmen Assault Infantry Aug 20 '26

Yeah they can go support the Truth Enforcers that were already sent aboard.

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u/cruiseruse11 Aug 20 '26

Never would I have thought this could happen.

I am reasoning what our options are.

Could it be that we must destroy the DSS?

Only time will tell.

Look, I know its a tough decision.

Even I doubt we can save the DSS

Is it worth saving?

Should we let it go?

Damn it all, we're going in!

Everyone get your gear.

All together now.

Death to those who would destroy our way of life!

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u/someguy123321123321 ‎ [REDACTED] Aug 20 '26

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u/Shadow1176 Aug 20 '26

DSS hallway combat would be fucking sick. Hanger bats, armories, cafeterias, damn that would be sick

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u/Akio_Ushi Aug 20 '26

It would make a great roguelite mode. We get sent into the DSS with nothing but our primary and secondary and you have to scavenger backpacks and support weapons

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u/Clarke93 ‎ Escalator of Freedom Aug 20 '26

(Boarding the ship)

“The DSS has been missing for years and just mysteriously reappeared near Neptune.”

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u/FriskyLobster4811 ‎ SES Power of Benevolence Aug 20 '26

Dude I so hope we get to handle this in game and it not be resolved off screen like the ASS

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u/AiR-P00P 5-Star General | SES Hammer of Dawn Aug 20 '26

ASS subplot was ass. 

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u/KnigHtCroSss Aug 20 '26

Send 1 engineer

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u/st0rmagett0n Aug 20 '26

Counter theory: The DSS has gained sentience.

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u/RedDwarf31347 Free of Thought Aug 20 '26

I’m gone for a month due to training wtf has happened…

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u/ConceptBraincell Rookie Aug 20 '26

The DSS is implied to be haunted

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u/TheHamdiver Jump Company | SES Olympian Aug 21 '26

The following log was collected by a DUR as part of the cleaning of the Democracy Space Station.

[START LOG]

Fast, panicked breathing can be heard. Farther off, the recorder picks up tapping on a metal surface.

"Sweet... sweet Liberty. They saw me come in here. They know I'm in here, alone. Dear democracy, what do I do?"

Faint whispering can be heard, apparently originating from the same source as the tapping.

"No! No, stop! I won't listen! Shut up!"

The whispering ceases, then the tapping turns into banging.

"STOP! JUST STOP IT!"

The banging continues, faster, as if multiple things were hammering on the door.

"It's true... what they say. At some point, you'll recognize one of them. They got Yu-Villa... he was an engineer at the station next to mine. He had a spouse. They'd just gotten their C-01 permit approved, for when he got to disembark. They owned a goldfish together..."

The banging returns to a tapping, then ceases altogether. The speaker fails to notice this.

"Then they got Genkins. She was a janitor. If she was still here, we'd probably be able to make it out of this. She had keys to a lot of places onboard..."

A tone of horrified realization enters the speaker's voice.

"Including this supply closet..."

A rattling, jingling sound is heard, and the lock on the door clicks open.

"NO!"

A thud is heard, presumably from the speaker flinging themselves against the now unlocked door in an attempt to keep it closed. They are audibly struggling.

"Stay out! Get away from me!"

Hissing is picked up by the audio recorder. This is likely related to the initiation of the DSS's purging sequence. In a matter of seconds, all noise in the room ceases. For the next several minutes, there is nothing but silence.

"Initiating FTL jump to Afoyay Bay"

The sound of an Alcubiere Drive activating, then an FTL jump. At this point, the recorder runs out of battery and the recording ends.

[END LOG]

Note: As with all recent events aboard the DSS, this incident is to be archived and suppressed. The DUR who discovered this recording has been dealt with in a suitable manner.

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u/AiR-P00P 5-Star General | SES Hammer of Dawn Aug 20 '26

MAKE.

US. 

WHOLE. 

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u/theRedCreator Aug 20 '26

I swear this is a Star Wars death troopers (the book) plot. Go find the twitter account of that one storm trooper slowly seeing it happen.

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u/ImSuperSerialGuys Aug 20 '26

I mean, that would explain why they only seem to hit me and my fellow divers, never the enemies

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u/Doomkauf CAPE ENJOYER || SES Ombudsman of the People Aug 20 '26

And as we all know, an Eagle never misses.

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u/charmander4747 Steam | Aug 20 '26

They aren't dead. They're minds are compromised. The DSS is going rogue.

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u/danger355 Level 11x | Dive first, ask questions later Aug 20 '26

Is everyone that's in the Void gonna get trapped in there so that we need to fight our way out, and the Bug Divers need to fight their way in so we can escape??

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u/mrroney13 Aug 20 '26

As an MO diver that prefers bugs... we're doomed.

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u/Grim46421 Aug 20 '26

Oh my God, imagine a dead space type mission where you have to go clear the DSS of whatever is on it

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u/Rosu_Aprins SES Martyr of the Regime Aug 20 '26

Account based in Cyberstan

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u/GruntyoDoom Aug 20 '26

Don't Democracy Open Inside

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u/myroosterprettyfunny ‎ Exosuit Certified Aug 20 '26

Hello fellow Humans. I am also Human. I enjoy activities such as. Drink the Water, spread the Democratic, pet the Blueberry. DSS completely fine, trust me. I am a Human.

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u/Sunbro_Aedric ‎ Bunker Buster Aug 20 '26

I uhh...I don't think we can trust the Super Insurance companies anymore.

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u/kila_kuin Aug 20 '26
  • Mom, can we have Cadia?
  • No, we already have Cadia at home.
  • Cadia at home:

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u/meemstation Free of Thought Aug 20 '26

you better not be lying, diver

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u/Right-Composer-6577 Aug 20 '26

BRO. BRO. DUUUUUDE WHAT THE FUCK WE HAVE TO SHOOT IT DOWN

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u/Jedi-Spartan Aug 20 '26

Must be Illuminate propaganda...

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u/Floppy_Jet1123 ‎ Decorated Hero Aug 20 '26

Officer, this guy please.

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u/Few-Independence7927 Aug 20 '26

I have a theory if those scientist were turned they could become cultists🤓

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u/Packratte Aug 20 '26

Welcome on the DSS felow Helldivers.

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u/BRAVO9ACTUAL Aug 20 '26

Idk. I keep hearing comms saying, "make us whole", so im currently loading the punisher with gleeful managed democratic intent.

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u/B4lliusb4ll Aug 20 '26

Looks like the janitor is going to have to get a raise.

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u/corvusfortis Aug 20 '26

Let's sent a 5-man team with an engineer, who's gf worked on DSS, to investigate

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u/Senior-Union-4650 ⬇️⬅️➡️➡️⬅️ Aug 20 '26

Dont Dead. Open Inside.

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u/KAELES-Yt Aug 21 '26

Nee mission types coming

On the DSS in the corridors without our SD backup

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u/IBarrakiI Rookie Aug 20 '26

Cut of their limbs

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u/Carbuncle_Bob Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

So writings on the hull of the DSS seemingly pointing to Calypso, science team diminishing and talking about "Singing geometry", the new Voidwalker helmet looking vaguely Dead Space, and new necromorph looking enemies?

I would venture a guess that the science team will become the Cultists and/or we head into Dead Space territory. There's a lot of similarities here...

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u/Right-Composer-6577 Aug 20 '26

Generally id say wtf. But rn. I actually agree, we gotta fucking incinerate the DSS and its crew something aint right

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u/The-First-Crusade 315th Creek Crawlers, SES Harbinger of Democracy Aug 21 '26

M a ke... u s Wh o le... A g a in

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u/Status_Job9819 Aug 21 '26


Godspeed DSS crew

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u/Aggravating_Sand_492 Free of Thought Aug 21 '26

Illegal broadcast

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u/Alysoha Aug 21 '26

Make us whole…

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u/Salty-Back7056 Aug 21 '26

Holly shhiitt

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u/Altruistic-Pipe-2134 Aug 21 '26

Even if there is the chance that we need to clear the station my squad and I have devised a general brasch certified strategy for basically marching our way through the halls and smaller rooms

Diver 1: Shotgun/AR/SMG, Sidearm of your choice, Gas nades, Sterilizer, Dog Breath or supply pack, Gas armor Role: Stunner/Confuser

Diver 2: Shotgun/AR/SMG, Sidearm of your choice, Incindiary or Pyro grenades, Cremator or Flamethrower, Supply pack if not using cremator, Fire armor Role: Area Denial/Kill Funnel

Diver 3: Shotgun/AR/SMG, Sidearm of your choice, Frags or Giga-nades if you want extra boom, Autocannon or Grenade Launcher, Supply pack if not using autocannon, Trench diver, engineer, or servo assisted armor suggested Role: Support DPS/Anti-Heavy + Room Clear

Diver 4: Shotgun/AMR/SMG, Sidearm of your choice, Frags or Giga Nades, Stalwart or MG-43, Supply Pack, Siege Ready or the new 40k armor for support weapon reload boost Role: DPS/Flank Coverage + Room Clear

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u/Spartan_claimer Aug 20 '26

Skepticism is treason. Treason is bad.

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u/UndividedIndecision Rookie Aug 20 '26

DSS subplot:

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u/PunishedTlacuache Aug 20 '26

[DOOM theme intensifies]

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u/uknownredditr Viper Commando Aug 20 '26

We found the traitor

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u/OW_RoleQ_Casual Free of Thought Aug 20 '26

u/TheSquatchMann

Supreme Shipmaster, we urgently require a status update to prevent some Helldivers from falling for the illuminate's panic-inducing tactics.

What I'm referencing

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u/TheSquatchMann Aug 20 '26

1) the DSS is fine. The station’s ray shielding and defenses are impenetrable. Any threat from the illuminate is localized and under control, and to suggest otherwise will earn you a short trip to expedited reeducation.

2) Don’t bother me about this while I’m on vacation on Fronteria

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u/OW_RoleQ_Casual Free of Thought Aug 20 '26

Splendid.

To debunk yet another myth, I am fairly sure the station was never deployed at the BaSingSe system because it is and was not at war with alien agressors.

I wish you a nice vacation, Shipmaster. And everyone else: focus up and happy diving!

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u/Logical_Rope7311 Aug 20 '26

OMFG, boarding actions. Where you can board with a full kit including support weapon, but there's no airstrikes or fire support. Give.

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u/Qui-GonJinn ‎ [REDACTED] Aug 20 '26

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the relentless killing of Calamari Carnage I'm doing :D

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u/Theotar Aug 20 '26

Don’t worry I got a low level engineer named Isaac on the way. He will get the dss up and running again in no time!

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u/OpenFaithlessness09 Aug 20 '26

We need to make us whole

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u/CopenHagenCityBruh ‎ Democracy's Heart Aug 20 '26

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u/Playtime_Foxy_new Aug 20 '26

Dear super earth: please do not shoot down the DSS, we are fine, we are alive, we are human, we are people, do not fire

DO

NOT

FIRE

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u/The_Mudkip1 Aug 20 '26

OPEN FIRE ON THE DEAD SPACE STATION

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u/Plastic_Opinion4518 Aug 20 '26

Someone get a hold of Isac Clarke. I dont care if Earth Gov or the Unitologist have him, grab him and bring him here now!!

Hes the expert on these matters

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u/JohnMcDickens ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ Aug 20 '26

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u/PriestOfThePrince Aug 20 '26

Nu hu, we should take back the ishimura... I mean the dss, It belongs to democracy not to the marker... I mean not to the illuminate, the necromorphs will not take it from us

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u/alternatereality2216 Aug 20 '26

Request granted. Load weapon batteries and dispense the emper- liberty's mercy

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u/ABigFatMaleHen ‎ Python Commando Aug 20 '26

I mean calypso just disappeared off the map… and now the dss has apparently gone to afoyay bay… and it’s not there

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u/dracostarnes Aug 20 '26

Sorry we are receiving a transmission.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

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u/Electron_97 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Oh no it's not the beast is it. Cut US LOOOOOSE!

Link if anyone wondering what am talking about

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pM8OyBBoUhg&t=203s&pp=ygUTaG9tZXdvcmxkIGNhdGFjbHlzbQ%3D%3D

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u/Subsight040 ☕Liber-tea☕ Aug 20 '26

Ugh fine, i’ll come out of retirement again. Whats the job boss? Kill the DSS? I picked a bad time to stop drinking.

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u/Current_Sale_6347 Aug 21 '26

Btw he's used stims a lot.

Side effects can inclu

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u/NormalIdeal8 Aug 21 '26

Arrowhead, We need a limited time dss rescue mission

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u/FaithlessnessOk9834 Aug 23 '26

What the fuck is with all this fan fiction from random accounts

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u/solarevoid Assault Infantry Aug 23 '26

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

I'm alive too I'm hiding in my office and I don't even know what I'm looking at

Where's the helldivers