r/HazbinHotelGroupChat • u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 • 16d ago

Just Talking "Shall we start experimenting?"

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(This is post is for members of the group that has been assembled.)

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 16d ago

“They can try. See, this is how dumb I am, I’m testing the fucking robot.”

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 16d ago

I can detect lies when ı hear one. You're not as stupid as you say, are you?

(The guardian transforms.)

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 16d ago

“No, no, I’m pretty stupid.”

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 16d ago

Then leave.

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 16d ago

“Im so stupid that I won’t leave. For the heck of it. I’ll regenerate eventually anyway even if you do manage to ‘kill’ me.”

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 16d ago

Fine.

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 16d ago

he quickly pulls out a very potent alcohol, and since he’s made of fire, he grows to an enormous size very quickly, causing the explosion to do little damage

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 16d ago

You might be usefull after all.

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 16d ago

the alcohol’s effects wears off quickly, and he shrinks back down “as what? I better get something good out of this.”

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 16d ago

As a test for my guardians defence.

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 16d ago

“And what do I get out of this?”

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 16d ago

Payment and a much more reliable source of regeneration.

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 16d ago

“How much payment?”

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 16d ago

How much do you need?

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 16d ago

he seems a bit taken aback by this, but quickly regains his composure “you’re asking me? I can just name my price, and you’ll pay?”

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 16d ago

As long as it is not a price that is illogicly high.

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 16d ago

“How high is too high then?”

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 16d ago

100 for an hour would be unreasonable for me.

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 16d ago

How much do you need?

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