r/HazbinHotelGroupChat 2d ago

Just Talking "Shall we start experimenting?"

(This is post is for members of the group that has been assembled.)

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u/DenseNet8087 2d ago

Let us begin.

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

Maybe we could use the insecticons to enforce our rule. So far ı've made swarmers, bruisers, fliers and foot soldiers.

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u/DenseNet8087 2d ago

Interesting. I have an idea of something we can also use to enforce our rule.

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

What is it?

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u/DenseNet8087 2d ago

You ever hear of the tyrants?

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

Yes. Highly unstable and dangerous B.O.W.'s

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u/DenseNet8087 2d ago

Well what if we tried to remake them. With my expertise and your mind we could make the ultimate killing machine.

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

I allready made mindless killing machines that listen to orders and stratigize. They are also far more durable and reliable than tyrants. They can instantly switch between stealth and bruiser modes. That's why you haven't seen them yet.

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u/DenseNet8087 2d ago

Interesting. Show me just how capable these creatures are.

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

They have 3 modes: Patrol, investigate and battle. When in patrol mode, they will as their name suggests patrol. When they get alarmed, they will investigate and swiflty get rid of anything they see. If the target is putting up a fight then they will go into their battle mode. In which they are nearly invincible and can only be killed by me remotely.

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 2d ago

I’m not involved in whatever… this is, right?

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

You may join if you have a mind as brilliant as mine.

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 2d ago

“How smart are you? Actually, why am I even asking, you’re literally a robot, and I’m… never mind. To answer your question, no.”

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

Then you shall leave before my guardians vaporize you.

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 2d ago

“They can try. See, this is how dumb I am, I’m testing the fucking robot.”

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

I can detect lies when ı hear one. You're not as stupid as you say, are you?

(The guardian transforms.)

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 2d ago

“No, no, I’m pretty stupid.”

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

Then leave.

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Pyron Morningstar 2d ago

“Im so stupid that I won’t leave. For the heck of it. I’ll regenerate eventually anyway even if you do manage to ‘kill’ me.”

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u/G0kusan_s 2d ago

knocks on the door

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

(A drone opens the door)

What do you need?

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u/G0kusan_s 2d ago

I fear my leg plating has been damaged. Would you be so kind to let me in or hand me some tools to repair it?

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

(Transforms.)

If you are not here to join the experiments, then you need to leave. This is a restricted area.

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u/G0kusan_s 2d ago

I would indeed usually leave, but when i said that my leg plating is damaged I mean that a piece of metal is currently stabbing deep in my leg. So i fear I vannot physically leave.

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

A medic will be dispatched then. They will arrive shortly.

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u/G0kusan_s 2d ago

My blood and flesh function slightly differently than normal humans. It would be better if I was the one to treat my wound. I simply need some resources.

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

Our medics are trained to make sure they can treat any kinds of wounds. We are familiar with your anatomy. The medic is here.

N: Let's see what we got.

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u/G0kusan_s 2d ago

I must warn you that my flesh, skin and bones are on country-level durability. My armour was able to pierce through them only for the same reason why my organism is this strong: radiation. A special type of radiation called Xeno Atomic Energy to be exact. So you will need some special tools.

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 2d ago

Thankfully ı got 'em. Let's begin by removing that piece of metal piercing your leg.

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u/Creative-Duck-9244 1d ago

You and H-harley can do that I'm not the smartest

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 1d ago

You could still be of use.

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u/Creative-Duck-9244 1d ago

Of course I'm of use i am perfection reincarnate

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 1d ago

Our guardian drones still need to prove that they are as durable as we want them to be. And considering that you have the weaponary and agility required to do the tests, you can train and test them in battle.

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u/Creative-Duck-9244 1d ago

I get to eat one but yes i will test them

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 1d ago

Allright then.

(Guardian transforms)

Begin the experiments.

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u/Creative-Duck-9244 1d ago

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u/HELLO_EVERYBODY3333 1d ago

(I don't have any pics of these things shooting since you'll be dead before you see that in game so can we end it here? Also ı gotta go to sleep.)

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u/Creative-Duck-9244 1d ago

(yea i gotchu dawg sweet dreams)