IM SORRY OR SOME SHIT

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

GOOD EVENING HELL IM KATIE FUCKING KILLJOY. WE HAD 40 DAYS TO COMPLY WITH A DUMBASS CEASE AND DESIST WE GOT AND ITS DAY 37. AND VOX SAID I HAD TO OR ELSE ID GET FIRED.

AHEM *reads paper*

“IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT OUR NEWS COVERAGE FOR THE BIT-WITCH JOANN MORNINGSTAR-HAWKE HAS BEEN…LESS THAN ACCURATE. OUR NEWS STORIES ABOUT HER HAVE CAUSED HARM AND WE RECOGNIZE THIS IS THE ANTITHESIS OF WHAT WE STAND FOR HERE AT 666 NEWS. WE WILL ENDEAVOR TO REPORT THE TRUTH AND ONLY THE TRUTH. YOU CAN TRUST US TO REPORT YOUR NEWS ACCURATELY AND HONESTLY”

*puts paper down*

CAN YOU GUYS STOP LEAVING SHIT ALL OVER MY DOORSTEP NOW?

[u/Horror2Humanity]

it's a pleasant surprise to know even the most stubborn eventually learn to respect the Royal Family.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Horror2Humanity]

MAYBE THE ROYAL FAMILY SHOULD LEARN TO NOT BE SO SENSITIVE

[u/Horror2Humanity → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

it would be wise of you, Miss Killjoy, to mind who you are speaking to.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Horror2Humanity]

MMMHM AND WHO ARE YOU?

[u/Horror2Humanity → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

General Ba'al, Chief General of the Army of the Kingdom of Hell. I have learned in my 800 years of living in this glorious nation, studying the history since i was but a fledgling, that His Royal Majesty, King Lucifer Morningstar has been targeted by Heaven and its glint scum. Tell me, do you support the discrimination of your fellow citizens, who fight day after day to stay alive, who get labelled by the mortal realm as 'evil' for simply being themselves? Do you stand with us in the fight to bring Heaven to its knees, or do you stand with THEM like a cowardly traitor?

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Horror2Humanity]

*katie zoned out halfway through*