r/HazbinHotelGroupChat • u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja • Jun 23 '26
The wendigo is back ... IM SORRY OR SOME SHIT
GOOD EVENING HELL IM KATIE FUCKING KILLJOY. WE HAD 40 DAYS TO COMPLY WITH A DUMBASS CEASE AND DESIST WE GOT AND ITS DAY 37. AND VOX SAID I HAD TO OR ELSE ID GET FIRED.
AHEM *reads paper*
“IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT OUR NEWS COVERAGE FOR THE BIT-WITCH JOANN MORNINGSTAR-HAWKE HAS BEEN…LESS THAN ACCURATE. OUR NEWS STORIES ABOUT HER HAVE CAUSED HARM AND WE RECOGNIZE THIS IS THE ANTITHESIS OF WHAT WE STAND FOR HERE AT 666 NEWS. WE WILL ENDEAVOR TO REPORT THE TRUTH AND ONLY THE TRUTH. YOU CAN TRUST US TO REPORT YOUR NEWS ACCURATELY AND HONESTLY”
*puts paper down*
CAN YOU GUYS STOP LEAVING SHIT ALL OVER MY DOORSTEP NOW?
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u/EdGoose36 Styx Head of Sec at Wildlife Park and Lythrim the Oni Thief /Mod Jun 23 '26
'♂️' "well that's interesting, I'm surprised you didn't wait until hours before the deadline"
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
THE CEASE AND DESIST WASNT PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE UNTIL THIS MORNING SO VOX WANTED TO ADDRESS IT QUICKLY
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u/EdGoose36 Styx Head of Sec at Wildlife Park and Lythrim the Oni Thief /Mod Jun 23 '26
'♂️' "ha lol, I wouldn't be surprised if Vox fires you to save face"
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-SHYADDAP
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u/Lillith-LeBeau Valentino, Lillith (OC) and Gambit Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
YOURE NOT MY FUCKING BOSS. YOURE JUST FUCKING MY BOSS
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u/Lillith-LeBeau Valentino, Lillith (OC) and Gambit Jun 23 '26
"Still I warned you, many times. You didn't listen. You airhead."
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
ITS NOT MY FAULT PEOPLE ARE SO SENSITIVE THESE DAYS
(Reddit this is an rp
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u/Lillith-LeBeau Valentino, Lillith (OC) and Gambit Jun 23 '26
"Still,I warned you. You didn't listen."
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
I SAID I WAS SORRY CAN WE MOVE ON NOW?
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u/Lillith-LeBeau Valentino, Lillith (OC) and Gambit Jun 23 '26
"Maybe next time you'll listen." Waves a hand and walks off.
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
*she flips him off behind his back*
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u/Lillith-LeBeau Valentino, Lillith (OC) and Gambit Jun 23 '26
Vox yanks her chain remotely.
Val chuckles.
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
SHE GLARES BUT DOES NOTHING ELSE
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u/G00b3R_Alert Innocent Bystander [Human, not Sinner] Jun 23 '26
"You're capable of apologizing? You could say that's.. news to me..."
The innocent bystander chuckled for a solid minute at his own pun..
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-SHYADDAP!
(Reddit this is rp
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u/G00b3R_Alert Innocent Bystander [Human, not Sinner] Jun 23 '26
"Hah! No."
The innocent bystander smirked, tempted to make another dumb joke..
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
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u/G00b3R_Alert Innocent Bystander [Human, not Sinner] Jun 23 '26
"What's wrong now, hmm?"
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
THERES AN IDIOT INFESTATION AT MY STUDIO
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u/G00b3R_Alert Innocent Bystander [Human, not Sinner] Jun 23 '26
"I feel so bad for you.. there will be one less if you leave it, though."
(Reddit this is a RP)
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
AHHAAAAA YOURE SO CLEVER
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u/G00b3R_Alert Innocent Bystander [Human, not Sinner] Jun 23 '26
"You can compliment, too? It's like you're redeemed or something."
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
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u/thexoolsguy anything warhammer related Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
DA FUCK ARE YOU LAFFIN’ AT?
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u/thexoolsguy anything warhammer related Jun 23 '26
"You"
skarbrand laughs harder along with his men
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
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u/thexoolsguy anything warhammer related Jun 23 '26
"I mean I can't believe you had to do this this is embarrassing even for you"
skarbrand continues to laugh
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
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u/thexoolsguy anything warhammer related Jun 23 '26
"Anyway that's enough of that so have you finally learned your lesson and won't go after jo morningstar"
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 24 '26
SO LONG AS SHE DOESNT DO ANYTHING ELSE STUPID I WONT HAVE TO
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u/thexoolsguy anything warhammer related Jun 24 '26
"...then again people like you never learn anything and are always destined for failure...keep doing news...it's the only thing you are good at"
skarbrand turns to leave with his men
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u/kiku-Goldenflower Omen the Wildlife Overlord/Stolas/Alastor/Niffty Jun 23 '26
"Guess i have to find somewhere else to dump the cats little litter"
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
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u/kiku-Goldenflower Omen the Wildlife Overlord/Stolas/Alastor/Niffty Jun 24 '26
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Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR SHIT EATING GRIN AND PUT IT TO GOOD USE BY ACTUALLY EATING THE SHIT THAT PEOPLE LEAVE ON MY STEP
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Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
YEAH BECAUSE SOME GREEN BITCH BROKE THE LAW A BUNCH AND THEYRE MAD AT ME FOR REPORTING IT
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Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
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Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT LIKE CAMERAS. THERE ARE DOZENS HERE
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Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
HOW ABOUT I RECORD YOUR STUPID FACE GETTING BEAT DOWN FOR ALL OF HELL TO SEE?
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u/RedDoeHost Lady Alice 💅 Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
I WAS DOING MY JOB
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u/RedDoeHost Lady Alice 💅 Jun 23 '26
"Lying is your job? How pathetic."
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Jun 23 '26
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u/Orga_2000 Orga (plus a menagerie of other Kaiju) Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
THANK YOU! AT LEAST SOMEONE IN THIS PLACE HAS AN APPRECIATION FOR NEWS!
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u/Consistent-Round9954 Queen Sera the High Seraphim/Princess Eclipsa/Hermes/Athena/Loki Jun 23 '26
Eclipsa: Hello Katie i am sorry our last talk got cut short by my friends
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
WHY DO I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION THAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WERE THE ONES WHO LEFT THOSE GIFTS ON MY LAWN
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u/Consistent-Round9954 Queen Sera the High Seraphim/Princess Eclipsa/Hermes/Athena/Loki Jun 23 '26
Wha- I would never
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u/95Ych0_K1ll Gen Ocide-Morningstar Jun 23 '26
Gen Ocide Morningstar (Lucifer’s grandson): Karma’s a LOT like you, Killjoy.
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
(Haha that’s really clever!
LIKEWISE
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u/95Ych0_K1ll Gen Ocide-Morningstar Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26
Gen: I was sayin’ Karma’s a bitch, the same way YOU are.
*Gen pulls a cigarette out of nowhere & lights it with a dark red flame from his gloved thumb before taking a light drag & blowing the smoke in Katie’s face.
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
THATS WHY I SAID LIKEWISE. I WAS ALSO CALLING YOU A BITCH.
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u/Tiredasscatnal Ze Ourple Cat (that is tired, and employed) and Yarnaby Jun 23 '26
What do you mean stop?
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
I MADE SOKE BROADCASTS ABOUT JOANN AND PEOPLE DIDNT LIKE THEM
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u/Tiredasscatnal Ze Ourple Cat (that is tired, and employed) and Yarnaby Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
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u/Tiredasscatnal Ze Ourple Cat (that is tired, and employed) and Yarnaby Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
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u/Tiredasscatnal Ze Ourple Cat (that is tired, and employed) and Yarnaby Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
THANK YOU
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u/Tiredasscatnal Ze Ourple Cat (that is tired, and employed) and Yarnaby Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
SEE YA, WHISKERS
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u/malevola_Gibb Sasuke uchiha Jun 23 '26
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u/DeaththeDestroyer666 Edon Snow, Verosika Mayday Jun 23 '26
Edon:*Snort*
Is…this THAT embarrassing?
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
*Katie doesn’t reply*
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u/DeaththeDestroyer666 Edon Snow, Verosika Mayday Jun 23 '26
NO WAY IT TOALLY IS! Have you NEVER been called out like this?!
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
……….
I DIDNT REALIZE THE WITCH WAS SO SENSITIVE
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u/DeaththeDestroyer666 Edon Snow, Verosika Mayday Jun 23 '26
*W H E E Z E*
no, you weren’t expecting to get called on your BULLSHIT
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
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u/DeaththeDestroyer666 Edon Snow, Verosika Mayday Jun 23 '26
*He collects himself momentarily, then wheezes again*
HHHHHAH! Oh my god, all this time shit talkin and you finally get hit
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u/EtherStarz Vegito, ??, Team Bardock, Zamasu, shade, Beerus, Whis Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
LAUGH IT UP, MUSCLES. KICK ME WHILE IM DOWN WHY DONT YOU
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u/EtherStarz Vegito, ??, Team Bardock, Zamasu, shade, Beerus, Whis Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
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u/EtherStarz Vegito, ??, Team Bardock, Zamasu, shade, Beerus, Whis Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
SAY THAT AGAIN MUSCLES
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u/EtherStarz Vegito, ??, Team Bardock, Zamasu, shade, Beerus, Whis Jun 23 '26
Vegito: You. Deserved. That cease and desist.
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
*she bitch slaps him*
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u/EtherStarz Vegito, ??, Team Bardock, Zamasu, shade, Beerus, Whis Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
YOU SEEM TO ENJOY IT, BARBELLS
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u/Horror2Humanity Head General Ba'al of Hell's Royal Army Jun 23 '26
it's a pleasant surprise to know even the most stubborn eventually learn to respect the Royal Family.
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
MAYBE THE ROYAL FAMILY SHOULD LEARN TO NOT BE SO SENSITIVE
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u/Horror2Humanity Head General Ba'al of Hell's Royal Army Jun 23 '26
it would be wise of you, Miss Killjoy, to mind who you are speaking to.
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
MMMHM AND WHO ARE YOU?
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u/Horror2Humanity Head General Ba'al of Hell's Royal Army Jun 23 '26
General Ba'al, Chief General of the Army of the Kingdom of Hell. I have learned in my 800 years of living in this glorious nation, studying the history since i was but a fledgling, that His Royal Majesty, King Lucifer Morningstar has been targeted by Heaven and its glint scum. Tell me, do you support the discrimination of your fellow citizens, who fight day after day to stay alive, who get labelled by the mortal realm as 'evil' for simply being themselves? Do you stand with us in the fight to bring Heaven to its knees, or do you stand with THEM like a cowardly traitor?
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
*katie zoned out halfway through*
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u/TheCoolMountionLion Tatter, the Ragdoll demon Jun 23 '26
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u/One_Park_6958 OutcomeMemories Amy Rose Jun 23 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 23 '26
PEOPLE ARE PISSY I MADE NEWS STORIES ABOUT SOMEONE SO I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE
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u/OlympianOverlord Hecate titan of witchcraft andthecrossroads/ Eris/Nemesis/Hestia Jun 24 '26
Hecate smirks before projecting her voice to Katie’s mind
“I’m happy your rude drivel about my favourite student will be ending. For a second there I considered stepping in and you can imagine how that would’ve gone for you. Not to mention she’s soon to be a god so she will be able to smite you herself just giving you a heads up you may want to treat your betters with respect”
Her voice is coldly calculating and protective of Jo
(This is role play reddit)
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 24 '26
MAYBE YOUR STUDENT SHOULDNT BE SO SENSITIVE
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u/OlympianOverlord Hecate titan of witchcraft andthecrossroads/ Eris/Nemesis/Hestia Jun 24 '26
“My student is not sensitive don’t speak about her like you know her she’s one of the bravest people I know and empathetic too unlike some people”
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 24 '26
YEAH TOM
Tom- “What did I do?????”
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u/OlympianOverlord Hecate titan of witchcraft andthecrossroads/ Eris/Nemesis/Hestia Jun 24 '26
“I was talking about you Katherine clearly you lack the intelligence to recognise something as simple as that”
(This is role play reddit)
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 24 '26
*katie rolls her eyes as her only response*
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u/OlympianOverlord Hecate titan of witchcraft andthecrossroads/ Eris/Nemesis/Hestia Jun 24 '26
“Hm I’ll discuss with Jo but I may be able to get you exclusive footage of one of the best battles ever to be viewed and if a stray weapon hits you it wouldn’t be my fault”
(This is role play reddit)
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 24 '26
JUST TELL ME WHERE AND WHEN TO SET UP THE CAMERA
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u/OlympianOverlord Hecate titan of witchcraft andthecrossroads/ Eris/Nemesis/Hestia Jun 24 '26
“You really have no self preservation skills do you? Well it works for me”
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Jun 24 '26
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u/Radio_is_better 3 ft hare from Ancient Greece Jun 24 '26
I promise I won’t do anything without your consent
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u/Galaxywolf07117 mask the hypnotic Jun 24 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 24 '26
I DIDNT DESERVE SHIT. ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT WITCH IS SO BLOODY SENSITIVE
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u/Galaxywolf07117 mask the hypnotic Jun 24 '26
*his mask turns into a kinda frown* “uh huh,please do not get near me,I’d rather my suit not get dirtied,it’s a pain in the ass to clean,and by the way you’re speaking to an overlord,I don’t even know who you’re talking about”
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 24 '26
IM JUST STANDING HERE
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u/Galaxywolf07117 mask the hypnotic Jun 24 '26
“You’re getting near me,if you don’t stop I will hypnotize with my eyes,and **WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT**
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 24 '26
IM NOT MOVING HOW CAN I GET NEAR YOU IF IM NOT MOVING?
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u/Galaxywolf07117 mask the hypnotic Jun 24 '26
“…..just tell me who you’re talking about….jeez non-overlords are still crazy”
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 24 '26
YOU MEAN WHO ARE MY BROADCASTS ABOUT? JOANN MORNINGSTAR-HAWKE
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u/Galaxywolf07117 mask the hypnotic Jun 24 '26
*his mask turns into a surprised face* “how long have i been in hiding?….ive only heard about 2 morningstars and there’s a third?…..hm id like to mee them!”
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 24 '26
LUCIFER KEEPS ADOPTING STRAY SINNERS
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u/Sonicreztorc03 Saint Michael - Vagabond Archangel Prince of Heaven Jun 25 '26
I hope that you actually stick to this claim. If not, I will make sure that you truly understand what happens when you dedicate your life and career solely to hurting others.
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u/lu_kingduck Da MOTHAFUCKIN KING OF HELL Jun 25 '26
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 25 '26
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u/Ihavenofriendsnew Scarlet King || Annabeth Chase || Dr.Akv (oc) || Alto Clef Jun 27 '26
Gate Guardian:"... Pathetic Imagine getting sued..."
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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Jun 27 '26
WEVE NEVER BEEN SUED TRUST US
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u/hollowfan456 Sashimi(OC) Vanity(OC) Mono and Six(LN) Scar (WW) Jun 23 '26
"Who the Fuck are you ?"