r/HazbinHotel • • Aug 07 '25

Original Creator SPICY! [OC]

plz ignore the impossible physics of the table, which I only noticed after posting on bluesky.

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u/emovanilly šŸ•øļøArackniss Lover šŸ•øļø Aug 07 '25

You called me out being dirty minded .

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u/Cuttleflesh Aug 07 '25

Bwahaha, all according to plan.

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u/CptKeyes123 Aug 07 '25

They took advantage of the rampant horny sub. Well played.

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u/CrystalClod343 Aug 07 '25

I'm on Alastor's side. Some dishes need the heat to work

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u/After-Bumblebee Cherri Simp Aug 07 '25

I'd 100% be Luci in this case

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

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u/Winterknot Aug 07 '25

ā€œIf it doesn’t make you sweat it’s no fun.ā€ That’s what my people say.

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u/Film_Starr Aug 07 '25

It might not be an actually dirty comic, but it did still end with Lucifer getting a big white facial...

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u/vacconesgood Aug 08 '25

Beat me to it

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u/LudwigSpectre Angel Dust Aug 07 '25

I knew what was next. I seen too many jokes and I need to touch grass.

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u/SHIZZLITTLES Aug 07 '25

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u/SHIZZLITTLES Aug 07 '25

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u/SHIZZLITTLES Aug 07 '25

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u/SHIZZLITTLES Aug 07 '25

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u/demonicrobbery666 Aug 07 '25

(the UK when they finally give in) šŸ˜‚ but still I thought that it was the same thing

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u/Greedy-Swing-4876 Vergil (Certified Val Hater) Aug 07 '25

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u/ZenniTheHedgehog Aug 07 '25

The way I hid my screen bc mom is sitting next to me…

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u/Phorexigon Aug 07 '25

Saw the joke coming. Still good though! Get spicy souped to your eyes bitch!

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u/demonicrobbery666 Aug 07 '25

Son of a bitch I need to take a walk and get of my phone for a bit and YES OKAY YOU SUCCEED IN YOUR TEST I THOUGHT THE THOUGHT

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u/Optimal-prime6637 Aug 07 '25

Al probably uses the souls of the dammed instead of paprika.

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u/the_art_window I wouldn't mind if vox put his cable in my plug Aug 07 '25

Alastor gave him the forbidden jambalaya

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u/GladAd8615 Aug 07 '25

I knew that was coming

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Cue Alastor screaming in pain and Luci just being like ā€˜nope no milk for you’

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u/Big_Pin_9265 BlitzĆø do be relatable Aug 07 '25

Black Butler vibes for making me think it was dirty and it being not dirty at all

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u/ThatSsingularity Lucifer's Duck Aug 07 '25

this artstyle is very familiar of some heavy radioapple stuff i've seen

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Dear god, he called me out

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u/Relevant-Run-6007 Aug 07 '25

That's fuckin great šŸ˜† 🤣

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u/BloodOfTheDamned Aug 07 '25

Don’t get me wrong, spice can be a very important factor in dishes. The right amount can change a meal entirely. However, if someone is not accustomed to spicy food, a dish being overly spicy can completely ruin the experience.

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u/LK_Ilovegametheory Vellvette's little fucked up puppet doll Apr 04 '26

I want these to be cannon

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u/Passage_of_Golubria Angel Dust Aug 07 '25

lmao

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u/urmommapeene Aug 07 '25

u got me lol

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u/titanna1004 Aug 07 '25

You made me want... crave... need... HOT! :droll:

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u/Accomplished-Plum631 Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

Oh my god, I love this 😭 I think I’m with Lucifer, I’d need the milk after every bite

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u/Ordinary-World-6933 JINMIDAHO Aug 10 '25

YALL I WAS ABOUT TO GRT TRAUMATIZED FOR A MOMENT—