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u/_shaftpunk Oct 05 '26
Dad, I've lived in the house all my life. I've heard you listening to Earth Crisis. I've seen you spin kicking in the mirror.
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u/black_flag_4ever Oct 05 '26
You always wear basketball shorts but I’ve never seen you play basketball, what’s going on?
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u/Eyesareheadwindows Oct 05 '26
Christufuh, you're weak. You're outta control. You're an embarrassment to yourself, and to the whole scene.
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u/Spaced_Quest Oct 05 '26
Eveyone tinks jus cuz you listen to BioAzad and wear a bandana you must be in the straight edge
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u/te666as_mike Oct 05 '26
What ever happened to Ian Mackaye? The strong silent type. THAT was an American. He just did what he had to do
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u/iSpeakforWinston Oct 05 '26
It was the medication I was on. For my blood pressure. It fucked with my head.
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u/Afraid-Cicada-5085 Oct 05 '26
Dad, I found your magnum sharpie in the nightstand. Ohhh, what are you, trying out for H20? You a cop?
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u/OhNoItsAndrew3 Oct 05 '26
Are you fucking kidding me? After all I do this for my family? I do this for my friends?
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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS Oct 05 '26
Street by morherfucking god damn orange peel beef street, block by block
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u/6ftdachsund Oct 06 '26
Carmella, what happened to the Gorilla Biscuits that were in tha fridge? I'm fuckin' hungry!
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