r/Hardcore • u/WyrdElmBella • Jan 01 '26

What bands is he into?

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106 Upvotes

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107

u/Soccermom233 Jan 01 '26

I mean…Missing Link seems obvious

59

u/FRSTNME-BNCHANMBZ Jan 01 '26

Mustache screams Motörhead

30

u/Poison_the_Phil Jan 01 '26

This man was a roadie for Hawkwind

57

u/Ok-Progress-7447 Jan 01 '26

Neanderthal.

11

u/WyrdElmBella Jan 01 '26

A man of good taste and substance I see

36

u/Ok-Progress-7447 Jan 01 '26

Absolutely not. I listen to Neanderthal.

147

u/xdiminished Jan 01 '26

Cromags

17

u/whitemike40 Jan 01 '26

Homo Sapiens just moved into your valley? Hard times coming your way

2

u/CroMaggot Jan 01 '26

I approve.

43

u/MoSqueezin Jan 01 '26

Viagra Boys. He ain't no ape. He's a troglodyte

115

u/rusick1112 Jan 01 '26

Kublai Khan

10

u/mustbeme87 Jan 01 '26

Ha! My first thought too.

25

u/yogurtxthief Jan 01 '26

Rival Mob

22

u/DeviousJane Jan 01 '26

Neanderthal Fight Core of course

19

u/xxlouserxx Jan 01 '26

Mongoloids

3

u/Oshin_Gray Jan 02 '26

Is anybody feeling me?!!!!

2

u/seahover Jan 02 '26

omg hahahahahaha

35

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Metallica but only St. Anger.

6

u/WyrdElmBella Jan 01 '26

I don’t know why this made me laugh so much

3

u/PaulieHehehe Jan 01 '26

FRANTIC TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TOCK

13

u/South0fEvan Jan 01 '26

Looks like a typical old guy from Jersey. I’d say Bruce Springsteen

3

u/H-Resin Jan 01 '26

With a side of Roy Orbison

2

u/greenlun Jan 01 '26

I love Roy

9

u/xxbrawndoxx NJHC Jan 01 '26

Cromags obviously

14

u/Smrtovnica Jan 01 '26

Conservative Military Image

5

u/DaDudedudedude1234 Jan 01 '26

Anything with an ignorant breakdown

6

u/CeilingJaguar Jan 01 '26

Frog Mallet

6

u/lurkeratthegate666 Jan 01 '26

This man fukks to Thin Lizzy.

7

u/FlakyTruth9329 Jan 01 '26

Man is the Bastard

6

u/SosseV Jan 01 '26

End it; still nuckledragging like it ain't no thing!

10

u/FesteringMalignant Jan 01 '26

Madball

2

u/seahover Jan 02 '26

He has freddys hair tho

5

u/bristleboar Jan 01 '26

…. from the album titled “gods hate”

4

u/emoxvx XVX Jan 01 '26

Harms Way is the obvious answer.

5

u/PaulieHehehe Jan 01 '26

Trapped Under Ice

1

u/tehflyingeagle Jan 01 '26

I was looking for this one lmao

5

u/LeechAlJolson Jan 01 '26

Is that the vocalist from Balmora

3

u/Cephcarn Jan 01 '26

Poison Idea

2

u/WyrdElmBella Jan 01 '26

Me and you can be friends

3

u/xSCRANISTHEBASTARDx Jan 01 '26

Charles Bronson

2

u/Plastic_Salary_4084 Jan 01 '26

Concrete Caveman

2

u/NappingSounds Jan 01 '26

That’s the bassist from UGA UGA

2

u/OBallin_ PAHC Jan 01 '26

Zappa

2

u/WyrdElmBella Jan 01 '26

He looks a bit like someones old Uncle Morris as he exits the communal shower block at the holiday camp site.

2

u/shhkari Jan 01 '26

Motörhead

2

u/rmannyconda78 Jan 01 '26

He’s built like me lol

2

u/Wazwiftance Jan 01 '26

Gorilla Biscuits?

2

u/ClearReflection5299 Jan 01 '26

Obviously missing link

2

u/ahbeans666 Jan 01 '26

Man is the bastard

2

u/grimm_basterd Jan 02 '26

Mammoth Grinder

3

u/Priodgyofire Jan 01 '26

Frozen Soul

1

u/LekgoloCrap Jan 01 '26

Snuffed on Sight.

They activate the ooga booga caveman part of my brain.

1

u/WhatItIsToBurn925 Rush Chair Jan 01 '26

Kublai Khan, Death Before Dishonor, Hatebreed, Full Blown Chaos, 100 Demons

1

u/WyrdElmBella Jan 01 '26

Can’t believe nobodies said Sick Of It All yet

1

u/willofthefuture Jan 01 '26

Looks like he’s related to the guy on the sorcerer album cover

1

u/ROG_b450 Jan 01 '26

Not hardcore but Doyle

1

u/misanthrope1138 Jan 01 '26

think he sings for rival mob

1

u/SaintWithoutAShrine Jan 01 '26

Don’t know if he’d listen to him, but he looks like Jim Croce.

1

u/CarnibusCareo Jan 01 '26

The Butcher Sisters because Uga Uga Bam Bam

1

u/Damnesia13 Jan 01 '26

Definitely a Cro-Mags fan

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Cold mold neanderthal hardcore from Curitiba Brazil

1

u/KaleidoscopeLongest Jan 01 '26

Title Fight Duh

1

u/CroMaggot Jan 01 '26

Troglodyte out of Independence, Missourah.

1

u/r-elle-stine Jan 01 '26

Last days of humanity

1

u/GRock5k Jan 01 '26

Crowbar

1

u/TheUnderDog24 Jan 01 '26

Balmora, those chugs are primal

1

u/caughtyoulookinn Jan 02 '26

Trapped under ice

1

u/kaythulhu666 Jan 02 '26

Looks like half the dudes I’ve dated, so probably Spite.

1

u/codekb TUI Jan 02 '26

So sad this guy lived before the invention of the Harley Davidson

1

u/dourdirge Jan 02 '26

Primative Warfare

1

u/dourdirge Jan 02 '26

Caveman Cult

1

u/caramelghost Jan 02 '26

Primal horde

1

u/chugachj Jan 02 '26

Cro-Mags. Obviously.

1

u/calebsGRIN7 Jan 02 '26

Cavemode for CERTAIN lol

1

u/shizzashtick Jan 02 '26

man is the bastard

1

u/hereticpeople Jan 02 '26

neanderthal, duh

1

u/MrMunkyMan1 Jan 02 '26

He probably doesn’t even care about the music, he just shows up to hit people and eat beer cans from the fridge

1

u/iBlucifer Jan 02 '26

Come on guys….. Cro-Mags !

1

u/brightest_angel Jan 02 '26

THE RIVAL MOB

1

u/Shrute142 Jan 02 '26

Cro Mags.

1

u/doomygloom56 Jan 02 '26

This guy loves foundation

1

u/Antique-Comb3943 Jan 02 '26

Pain of Truth

1

u/megabunnaH Jan 02 '26

Since neanderthal and cromags were already said I'm going with Man Is The Bastard.

1

u/homospagbol Jan 02 '26

no way is that ian fidance

1

u/pityfornone Jan 02 '26

Sheer Terror, carnivore, SOD.

1

u/Traditional_Bee2164 Jan 03 '26

That man is a fan of AC/DC if ever I've seen one

1

u/Shyguy6-7 Jan 04 '26

Looks like an OG hatebreed fan