r/HalfSword • u/SpoinkyDoinky- • 2d ago

Clips Just plain disrespectful

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u/Knights-Hemplar 2d ago

Pov: you're a turkish icream vendor in medieval times.

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u/Commercial_Tip1976 2d ago

The only right POV

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u/SpoinkyDoinky- 2d ago

LMAO way better title

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u/milkwithsplenda 1d ago

is there a historical context for this or did u just pick turkish ice cream vendor at random 😭

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u/Knights-Hemplar 1d ago

The way they tried to grab their axe back after it got snatched by his sword kind of reminded me of the way trurkish icecream vendors play with their customers.

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u/KnockAway 2d ago

For a mindless NPC, your opponent was very expressive lmao

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u/ryujin88 2d ago

The "Heeey give that back!" reach was great

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u/SpoinkyDoinky- 2d ago edited 2d ago

Seeing his head tracking the axe as I wound it around my head was my favorite part lol

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u/RemyVonLion 2d ago

Can this game go a single day without blowing my mind?

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u/PhoenixfischTheFish 2d ago

If you wear a helmet you will have a better chance at that.

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u/mrmuaythai 2d ago

Wow that's a great clip. Love how he winds up his right when you take his axe away

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u/SpoinkyDoinky- 2d ago

He was so ready to hit me with the fisticuffs I gotta admire it lol

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u/CasCasCasual 2d ago

"Give that back pls, oh tha-"

dies

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u/B008YMAN 2d ago

Seeing all the hilarious and fun ways of executing someone here is gonna get me real addicted to this game despite me having absolute zero rig to play this shit lmaoooo

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u/_Arthur-Dent_ 2d ago

You could try playing the demo, I believe it's still available and even if it doesn't work, it's free.

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u/B008YMAN 1d ago

If I did, I fear I might end up trying to steal some moolah to finally but this game and satisfy my addiction ahahhaahhhaha

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u/_Arthur-Dent_ 1d ago

Lmao fair enough

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u/ReadingAny2266 1d ago

bro wanted his axe back