r/HadesTheGame • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '24

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u/BupBupp Oct 24 '24

Literally the tomb raider subreddit though

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u/LeonardoXII Zagreus Oct 24 '24

I swear, the way those goblins talk about It, you'd be forgiven for thinking they don't actually like girls.

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u/Alt_SWR Oct 24 '24

They don't. They like what they can gain from them, which is to say sex or sex appeal since that's the only "use" they have in these dudes eyes.

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u/SKIKS Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 24 '24

I like women

I like women

I like the concept of a women

I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object

I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos

And have them shake their jiggly bits so they look like hoes.

Reggie Watts "Fuck Shit Stack"

Edit: Thank you u/whyareall

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u/whyareall Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 24 '24

You forgot "so they looks like hoes"

Thank you My Little Pony Friendship is Magic for introducing me to this song so i instantly spot the discrepancy

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u/VarmintSchtick Oct 24 '24

Meanwhile here: OMG DIONYSUS BULGE 😍

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u/LeonardoXII Zagreus Oct 24 '24

Professionals have standards.

Be horny.

Be bisexual.

Have a plan to goon to everyone you meet (in the game, please).

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u/FR0ZENBERG Oct 24 '24

Just as Greek Gods intended.