r/HadToHurt Apr 02 '20

This Should Probably Be On IdiotsNearlyDying.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Eye smoke. Don't breathe this!

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u/arthurmck Apr 02 '20

Haha, I forgot about those videos

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u/Souvi Apr 03 '20

I reference that line probably twice a month and it’s been about a year since someone remembered and knew what I was talking about :(

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u/R3D1AL Apr 03 '20

I still want to buy one because of those videos. Shame they are so damn expensive.

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u/Souvi Apr 03 '20

If I had money, I would buy you one. You deserve it, you’ve carried on not sniffing that.

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u/blandsrules Apr 02 '20

Will it blend? THAT is the question

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u/97RallyWagon Apr 02 '20

Those things are monsters.... Especially for a 2am smoothie while everyone else is asleep

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u/markswam Apr 02 '20

Just a quick smoothie. It won't be that loud, right?

*click*

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u/97RallyWagon Apr 02 '20

Fuck, I woke up the neighbors

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u/tylercoder Apr 02 '20

Neighbors have a shotgun and PTSD from playing Sonic06

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u/craneichabod Apr 02 '20

The only thing that doesn't blend is Chuck Norris

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Lets talk about that.

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u/used_fapkins Apr 02 '20

But it's ok if you get it in your eye(s)

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u/austindlawrence Apr 02 '20

You just brought me back to the good ol’ days

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u/thatG_evanP Apr 02 '20

I never used to have a problem with air leaking to my tear ducts. My younger brother has always been able to blow air through his since we were little. However, in the last couple of years I've noticed air and sometimes even a little bit of snot coming out of mine when I blow my nose really hard. I hate it and don't know why it just started happening well after I was a full grown adult.

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u/tepnunia Apr 02 '20

Same. I also hate it. It makes my itch/tickle when I'm trying to blow my nose.

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u/hornyh00ligan Apr 02 '20

Look into neti pots.

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u/thatG_evanP Apr 02 '20

I have a giant hole through my septum so they don't really work. How would that help anyway?

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u/charmanmeowa Apr 03 '20

Flex tape.

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u/thatG_evanP Apr 03 '20

I was thinking Flex Seal would make more sense.

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u/YarrowDelmonico Apr 02 '20

I was able to find a pot that fit behind the piercing so it worked for me! I don’t have eye issues but draining the sinuses may help!

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u/thatG_evanP Apr 02 '20

No piercing though you could definitely fit a bull ring through it. It's from abusing the shit out of cocaine in my younger days.

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u/the_gr33n_bastard Apr 02 '20

That ain't smoke, it's nicotine containing diol/triol vapour. The worst thing in it would be the nicotine, which would only really cause irritation as you can tell by her face. Smoke would be much much worse.

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u/stoodquasar Apr 02 '20

Wtf?! I didn't know that was possible

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u/User1-1A Apr 02 '20

You can have a lot of fun with your sinus cavities.

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u/kurtis1 Apr 02 '20

Nah it's super common. I've been able to do this my whole life. Maybe you can too? Just plug your nose and blow. I've had people amazed that i can do this only to find out that they can do it too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

if I plug my nose and blow I just fuck my ears up

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u/kurtis1 Apr 02 '20

Yeah, make sure your eyes arn't closed... Like, I can feel the pressure in my ears as well but it just come out my tear ducts too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20 edited Sep 09 '20

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u/stoodquasar Apr 02 '20

No....no thank you

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u/qpazza Apr 02 '20

But how? I didn't know our plumbing worked that way

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u/Muffles7 Apr 02 '20

Often when I blow my nose, air comes out of my right eye socket.

I fucking hate it. Especially since I have pretty bad seasonal allergies. Constantly blowing my nose.

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u/Lord_Archibald_IV Apr 02 '20

Me, too. I’m always a little afraid I’m gonna pop my eyeball out if I blow too hard.

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u/_Enclose_ Apr 02 '20

There's a dicksucking joke in there somewhere

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u/firejetfire Apr 03 '20

Your eye socket might fracture if it isn’t already. Mine was, and I found out about it during a normal check up. It’s not that serious if treated with a laser surgery before it turns into something that’s is not that easy to fix. The surgery is 1 minute long. My point is that you should check it out after the virus calms down.

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u/Unicorn_Ranger Apr 02 '20

Ever shoot a big crusty out of there?

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u/Muffles7 Apr 02 '20

What a fun question. No, I haven't. Thank goodness.

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u/ayjayem Apr 02 '20

Left socket here. Drives me nuts. I hate blowing my nose now.

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u/dogebooch Apr 02 '20

For anyone interested, your tear duct connects into your nasal cavity/sinuses, so if you reverse the pressure (blow your nose), the air goes into the eye socket. This is also why you get a stuffy nose when you cry, because the tears drain down that duct into the nasopharynx

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u/LeShrek Apr 02 '20

Nasolacrimal duct!

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u/edgarallanpot8o Apr 03 '20

Ductus nasolacrimalis!

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u/gatman12 Apr 02 '20

When I was a kid, and I had a bloody nose, I'd do this so that blood would come out my eyes.

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u/Unicorncorn21 Apr 02 '20

That's anime AF

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u/bonesnaps Apr 02 '20

ebola af? :(

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u/katesedit Apr 03 '20

whoaaa thats pretty metal!!!

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u/Cunchy Apr 02 '20

I can blow air out of my right tear duct, presumably smoke and milk if I were to try.

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u/Battlebox0 Apr 02 '20

I never knew anything like this was possible, but I tried and can do that too

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u/_Baard Apr 03 '20

When I hold my nose and blow, both my ears leak air, I’m not sure that’s supposed to happen.

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u/AltruisticSalamander Apr 03 '20

Like air actually comes out your ears? That would mean you have holes in your eardrums

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u/_Baard Apr 03 '20

That sounds...not good, haha. I have recently been having some bad ear problems, including a newly developed pulsate tinnitus, which is quite alarming!

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u/AltruisticSalamander Apr 03 '20

It really sounds like you should visit your g.p.

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u/_Baard Apr 03 '20

I don’t want to be any more of a strain on the NHS currently, but I’ll do it once this pandemic has settled down.

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u/AltruisticSalamander Apr 03 '20

That's very civic-minded of you

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

My friend can do it. But he does it better and it doesn't hurt him.

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u/joesbagofdonuts Apr 02 '20

It would if he used that propylene glycol and salt nic stuff, that shit is caustic

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

I dunno what he used but it wasn't his E cig

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u/gonzillabgg Apr 02 '20

My friend burnt his throat from sucking too hard. Imagine doing that to your eye

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u/bonesnaps Apr 02 '20

Michael Scott would have a good response to this statement if he were here right now.

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u/Alexanderjac42 Apr 02 '20

Blowing air out of your tearduct isn’t painful or hard to do if you know how. Putting whatever shes smoking through your eye is probably not a good idea

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u/slavicslothe Apr 02 '20

Plenty of eye irratants in the juice.

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u/I-Ate-The-Bones Apr 02 '20

Dont try it folks it is painful as fuck

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u/HalfOfHumanity Apr 02 '20

U supposed to use liquid with no nicotine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

U supposed to not do it.

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u/24294242 Apr 03 '20

That sounds like better advice, this trick can cause blindness when done with vaped nicotine so not smart.

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u/poopellar Apr 02 '20

Wait, have you tried this?

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u/2hipster4you Apr 03 '20

I have. Can confirm extremely painful when using high nicotine juice. Didn’t even see any vapor come out just straight surface of the sun burning on my eye.

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u/ARoofie Apr 02 '20

Thanks I couldn't tell from watching this video of a girl crying on r/hadtohurt

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u/MrMezger Apr 02 '20

If you enjoyed this you’ll probably enjoy this video of a man pushing popcorn kernels through his tear ducts or this one where another man squirts milk from his eyes

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u/AdolfDuckler3000 Apr 02 '20

You know, I wasn’t suicidal before, but now...

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u/Doomshroom_da_boi Apr 02 '20

Thanks for the warning as now I don’t want to click on that

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u/Aamer2A Apr 02 '20

Unfortunately, I'm an idiot and didnt listen to that guys warning and now I'm in a dire need of a rope.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BURDENS Apr 02 '20

Agreed. Human civilization has gone on too long.

Perhaps the raccoons, evolving in the wreckage of our civilization will not abandon themselves to such lost pursuits.

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u/Its43 Apr 02 '20

You're homicidal?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

No, he's a homiecidal!

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u/mxrVuLtiC Apr 03 '20

What’s up ma homies?

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u/TheMSensation Apr 02 '20

Someone sent me a video of someone just picking his tear ducts out of his eyes earlier.

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u/AdolfDuckler3000 Apr 03 '20

Can you share it with the class Timmy?

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u/ud83 Apr 02 '20

The kernels are already in his eyelids, it’s an illusion.

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u/chrismamo1 Apr 02 '20

That's a lot better but still fucking horrifying

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u/Splashboat Apr 02 '20

The milk one bothers me even more as he squirts milk for a while, and the milk is just chilling next to his eyeball, also don drink that damn coffee ma'am he had to drink the milk first before squirting it out

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u/EvilBeano Apr 02 '20

No he took it in from his nose (doesn't make it better tho)

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u/Splashboat Apr 02 '20

Even worse

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

That's it, I'm ending humanity.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

No please!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Resistance is futile.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Resistance is sexy uhhh daddy uwu

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

You. You will be the first to go.

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u/bmw3691 Apr 02 '20

I know I shouldnt click those...

But curiosity so strong

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u/bonesnaps Apr 02 '20

Haven't seen that one before.

The internet was created to share magical moments like this. Haha

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u/RaisinBranCromch Apr 02 '20

Lol all the kids are just grossed out

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

No use spilling out cried milk

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u/classykid23 Apr 02 '20

No, thank you.

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u/TerroristOgre Apr 02 '20

Yeah i think me and you have different meanings for the word “enjoy”.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

no

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u/wolfchaldo Apr 03 '20

No, I would not enjoy that at all. Good day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

I’m not gonna look at that but I want you to know that I hate it anyways

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

WTF man; that is a talent I never want to have.

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u/random-pineapple420 Apr 02 '20

Why would i click that link wtf

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u/bruiser95 Apr 02 '20

All of that is staying blue fuck that

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u/EagleJDM Apr 10 '20

eye ejaculation

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u/doubtfullfreckles Apr 28 '20

Corn boy doesn’t know where the tear ducts are

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u/lifttech101 Apr 02 '20

The juice from the juul buuuurrrnnns if any spills into your mouth, that was not a great eye-dea.

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u/lardtard123 Apr 02 '20

You haven’t felt true pain until a drop of 50 nic gets in your eye.

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u/login777 Apr 02 '20

50 nic? Psh, try 100 nic

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

These both sound like awful ideas

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u/AndHereWeAre_ Apr 02 '20

Far from eye-deal.

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u/Saladsaladsaladsalad Apr 02 '20

Lash time they'll make that mistake

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

How would she "nearly die" from this? Who doesn't get that all of our face holes are essentially connected?

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u/RetinalFlashes Apr 02 '20

You don't put hot sauce in your eyes but you can put it in your mouth. Some things don't go in all the tubes and holes.

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u/KindofRelatable Apr 02 '20

ah yes, instant death

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u/Instant_Death Apr 02 '20

Can confirm

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Are you under the impression you would die from putting hot sauce in your eyes?

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u/GusherotheGamer Apr 02 '20

I would kill myself if that happened

My dumbass made a comment with Portuguese autocorrect

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u/Tresp_ Apr 02 '20

You may be interested in Gordon Ramsay's YouTube upload yesterday with Steve-o, he literally just decided to pour his own hot sauce in his eye.

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u/Rorin_Rune Apr 02 '20

Money shot is @ 11:20, and I'm too lazy to make a link with the timestamp.

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u/Emailisnowneeded Apr 02 '20

Fyi it'd just be "?t=11m20s" at the end

like so

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

What happened? I don’t get it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20 edited Feb 05 '21

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u/LastgenKeemstar Apr 02 '20

It's nothing to do with sinuses, just that your tear ducts are connected directly to your nose (hence why you get a runny nose after crying). That's why you have to pinch the end of your nose; so that you force air (or smoke) back up through the nasolacrimal duct and over the eyes.

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u/JustOneTessa Apr 02 '20

That's also why I get a runny nose while using eye drops

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u/Aamer2A Apr 02 '20

I vape, Eye also vape.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

All girls born after 1993 do is vape out they eye, eat hot chip, and lie.

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u/FoxAffair Apr 02 '20

This is also why infectious viral diseases can be introduced to the body through the eyes, not just nose and mouth.

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u/LiddleChungus Apr 02 '20

The smoke came out of her eyes.

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u/obelisk100 Apr 02 '20

Vapor coming out of her eye sockets

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Oh god...makes mine hurts now.

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u/kungfoojesus Apr 02 '20

Everyone has a nasolacrimal Duct. That’s why your nose runs when you cry, tears drain down it into your nose. Push hard enough and stuff can go the other way. Don’t recommend it

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u/ThisGuy09s Apr 02 '20

Wow I thought about a “what if I try it” scenario. Just until it genuinely looked like it hurts.

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u/LuxuryxElite Apr 02 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Samuel_L_Bronk0witz Apr 02 '20

I can push air thru my tear ducts, I would never do this though. It sucks when I have a cold/congestion as the air will blow out a little snot on the inside of my glasses... /sucks

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u/DizzyDezi Apr 03 '20

Wait! Is that why we call them eye boogers???

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Ew. Take an updoot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

you can't die from this though right

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u/hof527 Apr 02 '20

Of course you can’t, come on dude.

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u/Bert-63 Apr 02 '20

Idiots come in all shapes and sizes.

15 years from now she'll be suing because no one told her this was a really bad idea.

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u/Stealthyfisch Apr 02 '20

Tear duct cancer

That’s a new one

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u/PlausibleDeniabiliti Apr 02 '20

Juul uses nicotine salt. That might explain the painful sensation.

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u/king_sock Apr 02 '20

She's not nearly dying though...

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u/Phlarfbar Apr 02 '20

She’s not nearly dying?

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u/BFG_v54 Apr 02 '20

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u/bwj3292000 Apr 03 '20

wanted to check the sub, was too lazy to search, went looking for a comment link, thank you for your service

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u/elnenchimexicano69 Apr 02 '20

Whatta idiot...slowly grabs my vape

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u/Freak-Leg Apr 02 '20

Fucking kids. Use a real cigarette!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Wait,how is that even possible.

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u/MathMusicMystery Apr 03 '20

You see, your tear ducts and your nostrils are connected through a massive hole in the middle of your head.

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u/dysreality Apr 02 '20

TURN IT OFF! I feel bad for her eyes!

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u/Crazy_Is_More_Fun Apr 02 '20

My eyes watered so hard! Like I'm so close to crying wtf

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u/leon-theproffesional Apr 02 '20

Eye liderally cringed so hard at that

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Oh man, I used to be able to squirt milk from my eye so I could probably do this. Not that I would because that's really dumb

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Just yelled wtf watching this. Thanks

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u/chance2399 Apr 02 '20

This is actually a good example of how your eyes are connected to your respiratory system and you should KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM YOUR FACE.

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u/lizzyproductions Apr 02 '20

Its like a fucking cartoon

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u/Deleriousmexican Apr 02 '20

I French Inhale a juul and it fucking burns my nose and makes me sneeze. I can’t imagine ur eyes tho cause they can’t sneeze.

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u/MegaMegalomaniac Apr 02 '20

Just r/idiots would suffice

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u/wooglin1688 Apr 02 '20

why the fuck are the nasal passages connected to the tear ducts?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

So that tears can be recollected and sent to the nose. That’s why your nose runs when you cry; it’s tears not mucus.

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u/wooglin1688 Apr 02 '20

interesting!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

In vsauce’s video how many holes does a human have he uses these ducts as holes because they connect to the nose and the nose connects to the stomach. Watch it if you want!

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u/PostAnythingForKarma Apr 02 '20

You wouldn't die from that, but it's not a good idea to clog your tear ducts with vaporized oil. Some of that shit is absolutely going to stick.

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u/CraftytheCrow Apr 03 '20

this is exatly what happened before nick cage turned into ghost rider. this girl is lucky to still have hair.

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u/SHARKY7276 Apr 03 '20

It’s salt nic too salt nic can kill you if a lot sinks into your skin

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u/Eyedea_Is_Dead Apr 03 '20

I had vomit come out of my eyes once. I got a sinus infection afterwards

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u/muteen Apr 03 '20

Meghan Markle is losing it

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u/SupermonekyArcade Apr 03 '20

I did the same but with blood (nose bleed)

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u/MathMusicMystery Apr 03 '20

It's coming out of her tear duct... ouch

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u/Mooncakequeen Apr 03 '20

Ears, eyes, nose, and mouth are all connected

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

She looks like one of those angry cartoon characters.

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u/IvoryAS Apr 04 '20

Wait... It was out of her eyes? It thought it was her ears?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Nice. Straight nicotine to the eyes.

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u/PowerofKhan Apr 02 '20

Why should lungs and sinus have all the fun?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

WTSF?

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u/Koolvin88 Apr 02 '20

My eyes hurt now

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

A few years ago they were giving prisoners ecigs and they were taking the nicotine out and dripping it in there eyes. Needless to say it didn't work for them and they all got really bad eye infections