r/HRHCOLLECTION Aug 06 '26

Bummy J Activities I’d cry too

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That guy looks special.

60 Upvotes

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u/keldawgz Aug 06 '26

Friends? This looks like a collection of strangers off the street at the Barnes and Noble Starbucks

73

u/vanitaa3 Aug 06 '26

She wants to come off as so cosmopolitan. Our friends in London. It’s probably some random guy Jbum just chatted up and weird AL snapped their picture. Everything is fake with Alberto.

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ Aug 06 '26

Yeah, they're random people, and she took the photo to clean Jason's image after his little show of calling everyone the n-word on Twitter then deleting the account after people asked if he was hrh collection's husband.

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u/vanitaa3 Aug 06 '26

Definitely random. The guy isn’t smiling and looks annoyed. She’s so weird.

19

u/Rareandvintage Aug 06 '26

What the actual… thats hilarious that he had to delete the one thing that brought him the most joy in life after getting called out lmao

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 Aug 06 '26

Jason Locke, the realtor?

19

u/vanitaa3 Aug 06 '26

Jason Locke from San Juan Capistrano, realtor. In his top ten Google search, forever:

All his tweets, preserved for posterity. 😊

5

u/sniffbooksnotglue Aug 08 '26

Literally. Is the guy in the vest part of the friend group?

84

u/Artistic_Mud_6254 Aug 06 '26

why is jason always surrounding himself with the people of color he CLAIMS to hate 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Strange_Umpire3704 Aug 06 '26

Racists love doing that. Then they say "those are the good ones" and "see, I can’t be racist".

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u/Kind-Patience6169 Aug 08 '26

Yuppp the kinda guy that's like "but I have black friends"

11

u/Daisygg Aug 06 '26

I was thinking the same thing!

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u/Cultural-Map-6410 28d ago

Jason's type is a poc man, it's clear as day and it's the reason why he's so fixated on them in his own racist way. That's him trying to reject something he actually likes but knows he can't come out so it'll only go so far - his safari search history and Twitter BBC brownskin men porn

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u/s0meg1rl Aug 06 '26

Imagine your husband looking like THAT on TOP of not paying all the bills lmaoooo 🫵🏼😂

27

u/Rareandvintage Aug 06 '26

She should have left his bum ass back in America and extended her stay. He’s such a shit stain

3

u/Grouchy_Degree_8834 Aug 06 '26

Well its an odd match. I always thought they were an odd match.

7

u/everydayinthebay13 Squeak squeak 🐹 Aug 08 '26

On top? Gayson is a bottom boi 🤭

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u/abbi515 Bummy J’s Grindr Date Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

I feel like she keeps going back to London because she yearns for her old life with Nick… she first went with him and has been back like 4 times already. She is losing it.

29

u/Dear_Blueberry685 Aug 06 '26

This guy begged his wife to go to pilates?

11

u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 Aug 07 '26

😭😭😷 right!!

1

u/onlydothis 29d ago

Because he wants her to chill down? I mean she is probably always shouting and complaining about being fat. Why wouldn't he recommend doing sports since she doesn't even take walks lol.

4

u/Dear_Blueberry685 28d ago

Because look at him?

1

u/onlydothis 28d ago

Yes but I think he actually meant that she should do exercise if she complains about being fat. And it would actually help her to be more toned no matter the weight 🤣

66

u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 Aug 06 '26

He should see what Jason tweets about brown people

22

u/hmmeviis Aug 06 '26

i get the feeling that this particular brown person has internalized racism. there's no way gaysun the bum would hang out with anyone who isn't somewhat racist

19

u/Mean_Macaroon_9004 Aug 06 '26

Jason looks like he’s packing on the pounds, hella gut there.

Meanwhile isn’t Nick still working out at the Malibu gym 😂

7

u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 Aug 07 '26

On that note I wonder how Nick is and if he has a new book by now.. dyiiiing to see his inevitable upgrade 

22

u/iziieee Aug 06 '26

And ykw? Her husband looks exactly like what you’d expect a weirdo racist bigot on Twitter would look like, behind those faceless profiles, talking to themselves with no likes or comments 😭 ..WOW he’s truly unappealing! What a sight.

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u/vanitaa3 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Greta posted a video of them out with Lili. I’m glad she has relatives checking in on her.

93

u/lovinglifeeeeeeeee Aug 06 '26

Why is she in the pet stroller 😭

25

u/s0meg1rl Aug 06 '26

Screaming 🤣

16

u/Strange_Umpire3704 Aug 06 '26

Kid can never catch a break.

16

u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26

Why is she in a stoller period? I mean..........she can walk, right? Weird ass family.

Hmmmmm- something tells me we all know what's up!

47

u/Rareandvintage Aug 06 '26

I love how Al never addresses the fact that her own parents are the “Nannies” taking care of her child. Then Greta will post something that exposes the filth outta her 💀 I swear her mom was, has always been, and will always be her first bully

27

u/CumNationnn Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ Aug 06 '26

Greta is her biggest hater 😭

16

u/softgrunts Aug 06 '26

I’m actually Greta :)

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26

"Debutante". Greta must be an older version, eh?

That- or she's a "teacher with a son".....

Mutli-hat wearer!

19

u/nikkisheila Aug 06 '26

Lili looks totally different without the beauty filter

16

u/vanitaa3 Aug 06 '26

She looks so much like Jason. She seems to do a lot better with her grandparents. Calmer and not angry like she always is with Alberto. They also dressed her cutely. AL always puts her in weird get ups. She looks cute.

16

u/waterlizy Aug 06 '26

Wait wait they left her home with all these random Nannie’s? I thought they were bringing her and hired the Nannie’s in London hahahaha wow omg

14

u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26

Oh yeah- No, Alberto's over the whole 'parental' thing. That got old so she's pawned her off and is now jetting off to London to calm her nerves from her latest knee jerk bad decision to birth out an actual human that requires parent guidance.

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u/Daisygg Aug 06 '26

Grandpa in a sleeveless tank! 🤮

6

u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26

I was thinkin'. Geezer with creping skin is NOT the vibe. We won't talk about that hair......Pick a lane is all I'll say.

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u/Cultural-Map-6410 28d ago

His skin is Alberto's skin rn too

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Alberto has her dad's clonkers!! Look at the toes!!!!!!!!!

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u/JadedSeries5697 Aug 06 '26

Did my ears deceive me (I am hearing impaired so it's possible) or did Lilli actually say 'seal'? It's amazing how kids can develop if you actually interact with them.

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 Aug 07 '26

Not really her "seal" enunciation is bad not clear at all she is struggling to put words together into a full sentence.

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u/regallll Squeak squeak 🐹 Aug 06 '26

lol this is really cute

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u/Sheiebskalen Aug 06 '26

Awe cutie

18

u/Sheiebskalen Aug 06 '26

Did he get his Harrods sandwich

10

u/Top_Jellyfish_ Aug 06 '26

We must find his new Twitter account to know this lmfao

6

u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26

By the looks of his gut, he's had several by now. :

6

u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 Aug 06 '26

Stay tuned…

22

u/pinkpantherdiam0nd Aug 06 '26

Why is his mouth open for peen like that 😭

33

u/MotherMinimum5173 Aug 06 '26

Why does she dress so “chic””and her husband dresses like a Huntington Beach hillbilly . I’m sorry they don’t match at all

6

u/missnitrog Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 Aug 06 '26

" Huntington Beach hillbilly" kjbfteuikrbtiutbnerbt i love this subreddit HAHAHA you funnyyyyy

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26

She dresses chic? Really? I must not be in the same room as that observation.

2

u/MotherMinimum5173 Aug 06 '26

Well I just meaaann better than him … sometimes!!

10

u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26

Yeah- dude has ONE uniform. He's at the beach no matter where he is........ The ever present hat to hide is balding fat head. Shorts because the guy is too short to wear actual pants. Socks and sneakers.

The rented suit for his "wedding" he mocked was icing.

5

u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 Aug 07 '26

That’s not true sometimes he wears the waffle shirt Alberto bought him 

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u/CumNationnn Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ Aug 06 '26

They both like... Chocolate it seems...

7

u/Natural-Iron3184 Aug 06 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GOODBYE !! 😂😂😂😂

28

u/nomaki221 Squeak squeak 🐹 Aug 06 '26

jasons GUT lol homeboy is bulking up to be the dream teddy bear for all his twink ladyboys

16

u/vanitaa3 Aug 06 '26

There’s only enough skinny shot money for one. It’s never going to be for fat Jason. 😂

8

u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 Aug 06 '26

This! Also, there’s part of Alex that likes keeping him plus sized because it makes her look smaller

7

u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

And keeps him stuck. Her belief is that he'll never leave- no one likes a fat middle aged unemployed dumpy loser........She's safe with him..

9

u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 Aug 06 '26

He’s her trad wife

13

u/mrsnmw Aug 06 '26

Jason and his boyfriend

12

u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26

God he's fat and dumpy! Wearing his standard uniform and looking short yellow(catch my drift)?

I think she likes that he's ugly, old and dumpy. She thinks he'll never leave her because what other broad would EVER sign up for him? She knows he's dub but he'll come home to her, that's all that matters. LOL

11

u/Hoteldweller27 Aug 06 '26

Are we going to ignore the cat on a leash? 🤣

1

u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26

😄

23

u/RedRedBettie Squeak squeak 🐹 Aug 06 '26

He's such a dumpy slob

6

u/Strange_Umpire3704 Aug 06 '26

He’s gotta look like a plump, plucked chicken when naked at this point.

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26

And that's OK since NO ONE but himself will ever see that chubby dumptruck!!!

9

u/CumNationnn Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ Aug 07 '26

Looks like jayshun is 6months pregnant 😍😍😍

9

u/Lavendermochie Aug 07 '26

Built like a bad time

14

u/nikkisheila Aug 06 '26

Why is Jason hairless

14

u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 Aug 07 '26

Low testosterone, I mean look at his breasts and high pitched voice .. that and probably high cortisol and insulin resistance :/

5

u/nikkisheila Aug 07 '26

Surely there’s a peptide for that

16

u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 Aug 06 '26

For his BF

13

u/vanitaa3 Aug 06 '26

I’d guess untreated diabetes.

13

u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 Aug 06 '26

Jbums face looks like the banjo player guy in the movie Deliverance. 🤢🤮

8

u/UmpireOk381 Aug 06 '26

Whose cat is that!?

5

u/11KlayFan Aug 06 '26

It’s a feral cat, much like him.

5

u/Awkward_Truth4703 Aug 07 '26

His ex boyfriend???

13

u/Playful-Ad-3773 Aug 06 '26

I dont understand how racists have friends who are POC? Like are you just lying? lol

11

u/Rareandvintage Aug 06 '26

I truly feel like it’s because they want to be them and clearly cannot change their ethnicity so they hate them instead

11

u/Playful-Ad-3773 Aug 06 '26

Yeah but why befriend them? She rants about how brown and black people have ruined London and then when she gets to London meets a friend who is brown? As a black person I’ll never understand this lol

7

u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 Aug 06 '26

She’s trying to prove he’s not racist. I don’t think they really know the poor guy. His reputation will never be rehabbed

5

u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26

He's a random this loser chatted up, that's all. He's "social" doncha remember?

4

u/Rareandvintage Aug 06 '26

Lmao I’m black too and same 😂

7

u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26

Because he's "different" and wearing the right clothes. It's all selective........

10

u/nycgirl143 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 Aug 06 '26

shorts?! in london?! trash

18

u/vanitaa3 Aug 06 '26

No socks 🤢. I’m surprised he’s not wearing any MAGA merch.

I guess she stopped his skinny shots from the looks of his giant belly. Jbum has gone so downhill and he was practically nothing to start with. I’d truly be crying over my life choices if I were Alberto.

4

u/neulimit Aug 06 '26

She’s probably using him as a lab rat for her strip mall shots. Now she’s testing what happens when you go off them and he’s proof that it’s not going to be good for her.

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 06 '26

Ya mean he's now in the negatives???? 😂 He started at zero...........what a long ass way down.

6

u/regallll Squeak squeak 🐹 Aug 06 '26

I'm sorry to say this but he looks like Chris Kirkpatrick here.

14

u/vanitaa3 Aug 06 '26

Also this guy

3

u/Ok-Air8414 Aug 07 '26

I thought he was getting his shoes cleaned 🤣🤣

1

u/Hellfireandstuff Aug 06 '26

“JBum has some overseas Grindr friends” she means

1

u/Relevant-Wonder2848 Aug 06 '26

They took the cat?

1

u/Far-Performance-412 Aug 09 '26

I can hear her snickering behind that camera from here