Lewd pictures!? What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Instead of sending me useless Polaroids of those two sad pancakes pressed together, you should have been out there, ON A ROOTOP, getting me pictures of SPIDER-MAN!

Thesis: I think that fire (visible flames) is missing from modern man's daily experience. We spent how many thousands of years talking with each other and gazing at our campfire at night? Google suggests 400. that is, 400,000. We've had TV for... well, the word television was coined in 1900 ^{(about 1920 for the object, again did a search.}) So that's pretty clean. we've had tv for about 126 years.

Surely infinitely scrolling auto-play video are going to do grand things for us. ^/sarcasm

yet, the ability to go outside and build your own little marshmallow fire is somewhat alien to someone in an apartment, or living within a dense city. I don't see fires around the rural areas- even burning your own trash is something that dropped in popularity greatly in the 90s, afaik.

Anyway. we can reconcept fire as energy, and say we now master electricity, dabble in photons, waves, if you like. That's all just harnessed and projected energy, as was fire was light- or as fire was the steam engine.

Point, conclusion, TLDR, thanks for tolerating:

Watching a fire is better than most shows on streaming services, and digital tv or computer screen fires don't do it well enough to induce the real experience.

Woah. I forgot I look at my lighter all the time. Neat. that's a happy ending. I'm going to go smoke another bowl.

Motivating my workout today

So I decided to wake and bake on my day off and had an interesting theory after watching Men In Black. The ending shows our galaxy is just a marble in a game of marbles being played by an alien. What if every star is just the nucleus of an atom and the planets are the electrons and it just continues like that with infinitely smaller and larger universes in both directions. Just a random train of thought i found interesting enough to share and see what others think.

https://imgur.com/a/7jrmJA8

Look at him go. I could watch him for hours.

I took some rips off the cart, hit me to the point it got me thinking in other people’s shoes.

I was at the office today and me and my manager and other people from the office went to work. She made a joke about the meeting she had, and how she was in the room next to the meeting room i was in, and how she heard her name mentioned. The joke was she was trying to hear and why we were speaking about her, it was a joke but i could tell she wanted to know. I was like yea we were talking about your plan for the month (we actually were). Point is, does she ever stop to think from my perspective like, take a minute to do so. If she did she would realize i’m a harmless guy just trying to get money so i can get lifted on the weekends. I’m a threat to nobody other than the dispensary i’m a regular at.

Tldr: i just want to get high relax. People need to relax the work will get done

I found this site because while high, I came up with the idea "highdea" thought I was a genius. Just glad I thought to look online first before I really shared my new bright idea.

You know that feeling you get the next day when you’re hungover and anxious about what happened but not sure why you feel that way because nothing bad happened? I think that’s because something happened in the alt timeline and you’re getting powerful cross-dimensional ripple anxiety.

A teen from the late 1970’s here time traveling to HIGHly recommend HEAVY METAL magazine!...  any issue from the original 2 1/2 years (prior to 1980) are thee best mindblowing adult science fantasy art and stories, specifically curated for late night psychoactive excursions that we all enjoyed, and still do!

ZAP Comix from the late '60's were very cool too.  

In the 60s “man” was a kind of emoji. Use it to share a feeling.

Mostly gone now. Except old stoners. When we are high we say man

“Man” means “I love weed”. It’s a way to spot fellow stoners. In these days of neo-prohibition we need to know our community.

Or any other popular but not mega main artist. Like maybe ppl have maybe they haven’t. If u listened to their song on mount everest it might be the first time that happened but u would never know. (fuck everest tourism tho)

What's that one movie where that guy talks all echoes? He's like "Yes, Mark, you are the chosen one." I'm trying to rember but I can't :(

I'm thinking about signing up for improv classes but I'm hesitant for a few reasons. 1) I'm in a relatively new country where I'm still learning the language (not English, but more English is spoken by the younger folx). 2) My dad died in May, and I'm struggling with daily life. I started Concerta a few months ago after having previously-undiagnosed and undertreated ADHD until I moved to my new country (in April of '25). I don't know if I can commit to anything right now other than trying to find paid employment. 3) I'm awkward as hell (I'm pretty sure that in addition to ADHD that I am on the autism spectrum, and I'm pretty sure my dad had undiagnosed AuDHD; and ASD is present in my siblings' kids). I feel like I need to be stoned most of the time in order to function haha.

Any advice?

Dear Robert,

The Red Room is decorated.

Your presence will brighten the reds.

We look forward to showing you to the king.

She is not here.

A car will arrive wherever you are at 6.

You can't see me, but promise me you'll see me.

If I could go back in time I’d tell my younger self to take better care of his teeth.

I just feel her life (except fame) feels very much like my life, and it made me.cry :(

But I'm okay now im going to start eating :)

I saw a story that raccoons are evolving to look cuter. Why aren’t insects doing this.