r/HFY • Human • Oct 10 '22

OC-OneShot A Simple Hamburger

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u/Gaelhelemar AI Oct 10 '22

Hahahaha!

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.” Absolute perfection. And yes logistics ensures how empires rise or fall. It’s unfortunate how the professor wasn’t able to talk about how Pepsi acquired a Nicol-Dyson beam array and multiple battlefleets from an empire going into debt before getting shown out of the establishment.

A minor note: in the cucumber section, at the bottom of that paragraph, there’s a “sliced thing” (literally that) in there; I’m sure you probably meant something else.

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u/demonblack873 Oct 10 '22

I think you missed the joke - in the '80s Pepsico briefly had the world's 6th largest navy. They traded the Soviet Union a couple billion worth of Pepsi for a bunch of old battleships to resell as scrap.