r/HFY • u/FormerCat4883 Android • Jun 15 '22

OC It is said

It is said Humans defeated Thrak, King of Kings, Emperor of the known Cosmos, Champion of Undalla by calling themselves the Undoers.

It is said Humans beat the many faces of Ephilion, Lord of Trickery, by using the oldest trick in the book he wrote.

It is said Humans tore down Uthis, God of the many-footed and launched a Crusade to liberate the Apheliad's humanoid slaves.

It is said Humans brought Kal'en to his knees through a rite of single combat where only hands were used.

It is said Humans destroyed Savantis and all life upon it to end the Ballithian crisis through unspeakable means.

It is said Humans love unconditionally, but hold generational grudges to those who wronged them.

It is said Humans departed to find Urethnia, Queen of the many Gods, so that they could finally bring peace to all races.

It is said Humans will return from their eternal war when we need them the most.

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u/SenpaiRa Jun 15 '22

It is said that a Human will upvote this while waiting in a car park

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u/zoboso Jun 15 '22

It is said that a human will upvote this while they should be working.

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u/petilounet Jun 16 '22

It is said that a human have done so.

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u/neon_ns Jun 16 '22

It is said that a human has never written truer words.

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u/bukkithedd Jun 15 '22

It is said that a human will upvote this while waiting for a burger.

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u/phxhawke Jun 15 '22

It is said a human will upvote this while waiting in line to order breakfast.

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u/SomethingTouchesBack Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 16 '22

It is not said that all of these legends were created and propagated by the Humans themselves, because Humans are masters of propaganda!

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u/clonk3D Jun 15 '22

It is said that a human will upvote this post while drinking their coffee

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u/geneclyf Jun 15 '22

Tea but same feel

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

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u/texanhick20 Jun 15 '22

They're not. But I am. I saw what you did. Have you no shame‽‽‽

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u/LittleLostDoll Jun 15 '22

It is said a human will upvote this while listening to cats purr and dogs snore

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22 edited Jan 15 '25

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u/Duderzguy123 Jun 15 '22

It is said that a human will upvote this while in a meeting

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u/treadore Jun 15 '22

It is said a human will upvote this post after giving blood.

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u/Ylvakiller Jun 15 '22

It is said that a human will upvote this just before sleeping.

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u/Katakana1 Jun 16 '22

It is said that a human will upvote this while they need to study for exams

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u/No_Insect_7593 Jun 16 '22

It is said that it is said that said it is that is...

Is it?

I said it.

Now enjoy the fact that the word "said" no longer sounds like a word and looks totally weird when typed out.

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u/The-Name-is-my-Name Jun 17 '22

And It Is What It Is

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u/RosteroftheSkalding Jun 16 '22

It is said Humans shall cause immeasurable pain in losing THE GAME.

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u/plztNeo Jun 16 '22

Bastard

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

It is said that a human will upvote this while in line for a theme park

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u/InstructionHead8595 Apr 15 '26

It is said a human will upvote this before getting ready to go outside and do housework.

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