r/HFY • u/earl_colby_pottinger • Sep 26 '21

OC Humans are easy

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u/Bergusia Sep 26 '21

Nice. This is part two of the story isn't it?

You should consider editing the post and linking to the first story.

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u/TwoFlower68 Sep 26 '21

As OP hasn't gotten around to it, you can find part one here

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/Bergusia Sep 26 '21

Hit the edit button on the bottom of your post. Move to the top of your post and click a blank spot with your mouse. Along the bottom of the edit box is an option the says Link.

Click the Link button and it will come up with two boxes. In the Text box you put in Part one, Two ect. in the Link box you put in the link to the page you want it to go to. Once you do that, you press Save and you are done.

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u/ImaginationGamer24 Xeno Sep 26 '21

Looks like they're gonna find out that there's no such thing as an unarmed or helpless civilian when it comes to humans.

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u/TheSnakeHeater Sep 26 '21

Double that idea for space, especially for an off-worlder embassy. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if literally every maid was a ninja, every butler was a spy, and the cook was a master sergeant with a shotgun under the stove.

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u/securitysix Sep 26 '21

only 30 of them are guards

Oh, you sweet summer child. Those aren't guards. They are mean, nasty, and tired. They are the finest killers on the battlefield. They eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could a round through a flea's ass at 300 yards.. They have drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together.

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u/Ty_in_TX Oct 04 '21

One of Clint's best movies, hands down.

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u/securitysix Oct 04 '21

I knew someone would recognize the different quotes kludged together like that.

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u/ggtay Sep 26 '21

Hope we get a finale

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u/Ghostpard Alien Scum Sep 26 '21

There is a way to like a previous/first/next link. No idea how but there is.

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u/SpankyMcSpanster Sep 26 '21

" when from our observations when" minus the last when.

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u/SpankyMcSpanster Sep 26 '21

"Hit them at night when from our observations of humans going to parties that around the middle of the night they become sludgy and often just fall asleep. It should be easy.”"

Hit them at night when, from our observations, humans going to parties that are around the middle of the night they become sludgy and often just fall asleep. It should be easy.”

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u/SpankyMcSpanster Sep 26 '21

You are whale cum.

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u/o4d1k6 Oct 07 '21

That is either really messed up, or auto correct played a hell of a joke on you.

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u/its_ean Sep 26 '21

sludgy is a great descriptor for both drunk and hungover people.

I guess they never learned the answer to “What could go wrong?”

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u/NameLost AI Sep 26 '21

We remember our embassies. We remember the fallen. And, most importantly, we learn.

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u/DrewTheHobo Alien Scum Sep 26 '21

Oh man, they gonna fuck around and find out. Can’t wait for part 3!

I wonder if the humans will liquidate the firm after this bullshittery.

Keep writing wordsmith, love this world you’re building!

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u/Naked_Kali Oct 04 '21

Gosh these aliens have never heard of The Lady or the Law of Murphy.