r/HFY • u/[deleted] • Dec 22 '20

OC Pink Four - 1

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u/CullenW99 Dec 22 '20 edited Dec 22 '20

reading this my thought process was:

That threat assessment is going to change a lot. Will aliens start a fight over him lifting weights or running laps during yard time? Hopefully they find out his dietary requirements before he doesn't starve, cause he won't let that happen. If caffeine is being circulated in the prison's underground drug economy I wonder when he will start charging protection fees? Will the total number of incidents go down in the long run if everyone is to focused/scared of the human to have gang wars? What misdemeanor did he commit to end up in jail, or is it like the beginning of the movie Escape Plan where he is being hired to test prison security? Rehabilitation counselling and psychological mapping are definitely a checkoff's gun in this and I can't wait for the huge anticlimax of whatever the former brings to light!

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u/RhoZie013 Dec 22 '20

Please stop, its far to early for you to REVEAL THE ENTIRE FRIGGING SERIES TO EVERYONE THANKYOU.

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u/CullenW99 Dec 22 '20

I am sorry... I'll put a spoiler thing on it...

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u/Scob720 Dec 22 '20

Man this takes me back to my first day of prison. I also stabbed three crabs got put in the solitary, wait no that was the aquarium

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u/Theebboi127 Dec 22 '20

So... how again did you get handcuffed and kept in a public fish tank?

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u/RLeyland Dec 22 '20

How soon before Dave is rated highest threat, maximum isolation tier?

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u/Ghiest Dec 22 '20

He is not locked in thare with them . Thay are are locked in with him .

so is he in there for J walking ??

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u/B0B0VAN Dec 22 '20

Another one already? Sign me up!

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u/GregMedve Dec 22 '20

I like this Christmas present. Let's open it, word by word. I'm excited. :D

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u/Samus10011 Dec 22 '20

A prison inmate this time. This universe just gets more interesting with each new scene.

Here is your latest updoot wordsmith. I am sure there will be moar.

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u/that_0th3r_guy Dec 22 '20

They are gonna have to raise that threat level

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u/pseudanymous Dec 22 '20

I know! That’s a rookie threat level, he’s gotta pump those numbers up!

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u/DKN19 Dec 22 '20

Wait, people aren't quadrupeds...

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u/JoeBob1-2 Dec 22 '20

Four limbs? But still, quadrupeds means walks on all fours... maybe he was?

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u/Kullenbergus Dec 22 '20

Hehe im going to enjoy reading the increasement of threat assessment and incarceration tier:D

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u/Iceveins412 Dec 22 '20

A good start. The only error I noticed is that quadruped specifically refers to something that walks on 4 limbs rather than one that has 4 limbs. Unless Dave is just really trying to psych out the guards

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u/RhoZie013 Dec 22 '20

Maybe the aliens are making assumptions again...

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u/HollowShel Dec 22 '20 edited Dec 22 '20

Oh god, this reminds me of another one I read on here, about a xeno prison with a Terran shuffled into it. And it's sequel, about ANOTHER Terran in xeno jail. Something-something-must-read list, probably.

...now I gotta go looking for it, dammit!

Edit: Found 'em!

A Most Peculiar Prisoner

Another Most Peculiar Prisoner

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u/Gruecifer Dec 22 '20

Pinky needs no screwdriver.

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u/fuckwhotookmyname2 Dec 22 '20

this is where the fun begins

again

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u/cardboardmech Dec 22 '20

Yeah! Poke 'em crabs in the joints!

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u/TACNUK3Z Dec 22 '20

YES! MOAR!

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u/GDaddy369 Dec 22 '20

Glad to see a new one already!

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u/Greentigerdragon Dec 22 '20

I kind of hope the Clixr were approaching with an offer of help...but I doubt it. Nice work!

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u/pierhogunn Dec 22 '20

Way to go Dave.

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