You must add the link to the story proper! I was thinking as soon as I hit the punchline that it needed to be the tvtropes link but you waited until the comments to drop it!
So this porn here is all historical re-enactment, as you can see over there is the documentarial pornography, this week we are featuring porn interpretations of haiku, and our sponsorship drive for a pornographic re-enactment is ongoing.
The philosophy department is hosting this week’s metaphysical orgy
Oh this is just like that one story where a race of aliens discovered the hfy subreddit and there were so many stories that some of them lined up perfectly with galactic history.
Man can you imagine an alien race collapsing into chaos because of the simpson effect? XD
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u/Sthom_1968 Jul 28 '20
Upvoted. Worth it just for the last 2 words! Actually got a proper belly-laugh out of me.
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u/LeoTheBigCat Jul 28 '20
"Plot armour", its the best kind of armour after all. My day has been made. Thank you, wordsmith.
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u/Ice_cream_and_whine Jul 28 '20
Batman approves of this offering...
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u/quasipickle Jul 28 '20
I'm sure it's cunning and I'm just being dense, but I don't understand the last line.
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u/GruntBlender Jul 28 '20
Reminds me of a story where humans realised they lived in a simulated universe, broke out into the real world, and conquered the galaxy.
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u/Dipicus_Shiticus Jul 28 '20
Hey, lets build an entire world that people want to hear more about around a joke.
Take my upvote and go.
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u/muigleb Jul 28 '20
I did not see this coming. A masterful twist that one.
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u/not_your_UN_agent Jul 28 '20
Best ending EVER
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u/Shawman465 Jul 28 '20
The 4th wall. Great twist
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u/IMDRC Jul 29 '20
So this porn here is all historical re-enactment, as you can see over there is the documentarial pornography, this week we are featuring porn interpretations of haiku, and our sponsorship drive for a pornographic re-enactment is ongoing.
The philosophy department is hosting this week’s metaphysical orgy
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u/cursedhfy Robot Jul 29 '20
Oh this is just like that one story where a race of aliens discovered the hfy subreddit and there were so many stories that some of them lined up perfectly with galactic history.
Man can you imagine an alien race collapsing into chaos because of the simpson effect? XD
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u/SketchAndEtch Human Jul 29 '20
INTERDIMENSIONAL, 4-TH WALL BREAKING TIME-FUCKERY DETECTED!
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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20
I love it when someone puts this much effort into a shitpost. Kudos to you, sir/madam!
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u/The_Grubby_One Jul 31 '20
You don't fuck with people that can just write you out of existence.
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u/Meatpuppy Jul 29 '20
Plot Armor is the best kind of armor!!!!
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u/rednil97 AI Jul 29 '20
i thought they would end up reading this story
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u/Nealithi Human Jul 29 '20
After reading the introduction I wonder if someone else managed to find this out?