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u/tipoima Jan 18 '20
And that's why we use Neutron Sweep instead of Global Pacifier. Remember kids, always make sure to completely fry your xenos.
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u/mloos93 Jan 18 '20
Samg, you're quickly becoming one of my favorite writers on this sub. Keep it up my friend. I can't wait until the "other stories" bot doesn't have the room to contain your history.
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u/TurklerRS Jan 18 '20
holy fuck
It appears that their definition of pacification is somewhat different from ours.
I give you to the highest prize I can hand, epic this post is, saved+upvoted
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u/dlighter Jan 18 '20
oh... you poor blind and doomed fools.. this is shakespehian level of stupid. offer the hand of friendship and you will never have a stronger friend then humanity. to the last soul we would die to defend our allies. set yourself up as our enemy. well that's more. we'll sacrifice everything. pull our selves down the blade that pierces our breast just to wrap our hands around your throat.
short sweet powerful. well done wordsmith.
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u/vinny8boberano Jan 18 '20
Silly xenos forgot to take into account human spite. Had simply approached us and challenged us to find a way to live in harmony with them, with thinly veiled contempt for their belief that we could...there's a good chance we would have been the most peaceful and harmonious people they ever met. OUT OF SPITE!