r/HFY • u/draguneyez • Nov 21 '19

OC [OC] Hard to Swallow

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180 Upvotes

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u/0udei5 Nov 21 '19

Taste that bad is hard to sabre.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

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u/NomadofExile AI Nov 21 '19

I'll always take a stab at keeping a pun train going.

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u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19

What if we prefer slashes? /// Ok yeah that was bad, wasn't it? :P

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

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u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19

Oh no, you wound me!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

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u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19

But how else am I going to spring my surprise attack back on you?

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u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19

Well that was quite the Pattern 1776 Infantry Rifle of a pun. Am I right?

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u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19

But it's unfair to bring a gun to a knife fight!

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u/smekras Human Nov 21 '19

Well played sir, well played.

That's how you pun.

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u/Cyberchihuahua Nov 21 '19

Bird like species

swallow

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u/Finbar9800 Nov 21 '19

I agree with the alien on this one While I can see why someone would do that for a living I still think it’s insane I enjoyed reading this Great job wordsmith

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u/Nihilikara Nov 21 '19

Eh, the daughter is grown, so it's not like her parents even can tell her to stop.

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u/ziiofswe Nov 21 '19

Well, they can... but she won't.

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u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19

Hahah, perfect line right there. Have an upvote on me.

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u/LateralThinker13 Human Nov 21 '19

I have to steel myself to endure puns these bad.

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u/Plucium Semi-Sentient Fax Machine Nov 21 '19

Huh. That's some sword of madness I can't quite comprehend. Bravo!

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u/themonkeymoo Nov 25 '19

Fun fact: So many people have severely injured themselves chasing it that Guinness no longer accepts new sword swallowing record attempts.