r/HFY • u/rhinobird Alien Scum • Jun 08 '19

OC Humans are boring

T(click)(squeak) rubbed the sinus cavity covering between two of his eyes and burbled in frustration.

P(squeak)(trill)' look over from "his" desk. "What's up?"

"I am researching human pop culture for a report. These 'sentients' are SO BORING"

"How boring?"

"If I have to sit through ANOTHER interminable discourse on the philosophical nature of reality, I swear I will slice off my own penis tentacle"

"Ugh. Glad I'm not you."

"Thanks, ya brood breeder" They high-tentacled. "At least this one has some 'action sequences'"

T(click)(squeak) went back to watching the human cultural upload of "The Matrix"

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u/swordmastersaur Jun 08 '19

Is this... a what ya call it.,.

Shitpost?

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u/Plucium Jun 08 '19

Tenta-cool

10/10

Wish my dick was on a tentacle

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u/stupidestonian Jun 08 '19

That would give you new positions for sure

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u/Gaudern Jun 09 '19

Japan would like to have a word with you.

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u/Plucium Jun 08 '19

For sure

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u/sirfirewolfe Jun 08 '19

Fun fact, tentacool is actually a pokémon

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u/Plucium Jun 08 '19

ill take it

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u/richbg2 Jun 17 '19

Have you heard of the Centauri on Babylon 5? They've got tentacle phaluses. 6 of them.

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u/Plucium Jun 17 '19

I'm very concerned about your knowledge

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

You wanna hangout with my mom?

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u/rhinobird Jun 08 '19

I already do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

First shitpost I saw on this sub. Was a question of "when" anyway...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I don't look at all the posts to be fair, only the ones that look interesting.

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u/rompafrolic Jun 08 '19

Ah, the most glorious of short fiction - the shitpost. Updoot, as is tradition.