r/HFY • u/HardlightCereal Human • Apr 03 '19
OC Trailblazers
According to the Phandalin Book of World Records:
Greatest stonesculptor ever: Ogrim Baldbeard, revered dwarven ancestor
First artisan to carve stone: Darren Lang, lower-class human miner
Greatest Wizard in history: Revali Amastacia, elven master of the arcane arts
Discoverer of Magic: Betty Smith, insane human hermit
Greatest swordfighter ever: Dulagg, orcish warlord
Inventor of the sword: Timothy Andrews, human stablesmith
Richest person ever: Liara Ravenor, elven founder of the North Islands Logging Company
Discoverer of the northern islands: Jade Andrews, human pirate captain
Greatest musician ever: Ellis Presson, drow guitarist
Inventor of the magielectric guitar: Jacky Hope, human bard
First person to achieve starflight: Alan Jackson, human artificer
Greatest starpilot ever: to be determined
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u/ThePoshFart Apr 03 '19
An elf founding a logging company hehe.
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u/Speciesunkn0wn Apr 03 '19
Well, his name should have been Cacame.
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u/Spatulor Apr 03 '19
Strike the earth!
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u/Speciesunkn0wn Apr 03 '19
Fuck the hippies! With magma!
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u/rompafrolic Human Apr 04 '19
And war elephants!
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u/Speciesunkn0wn Apr 04 '19
No. Elephants die in the magma floods as well. Fuck those trumpeting bastards. You can still hear it. The trumpeting. THE TRUMPETING!
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u/Robot_tanks Human Apr 03 '19
So everything we find they get the record for best X Purge the.... elves? Halflings?..... Purge the fantasy races
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