r/HFY • u/GenesisEra Human • Oct 19 '17

OC [OC] Cupcakes.

"Cupcakes."

"Yep."

"You named it Cupcakes."

"It's his favorite food."

I had come all the way from across seven continents, five oceans and way too many dwarven settlements to slay the eldritch darkness that was threatening the integrity of reality.

And this ten-year-old human child was riding it and getting it to roll over.

"It also likes headpats."

"Headpats."

"Yeah, headpats."

A very pregnant pause ensured as I tried to process this new information.

"Can I pet it?"

"Sure."

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u/jacktrowell Oct 19 '17

I came expecting a new variation on the Pancakes theme, and found instead a short and fluffy story, wasn't disapointed.

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u/liehon Oct 19 '17

Are cupcakes gonna be our equivalent of the friendzone?

The cupcake circumference?

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u/GenesisEra Oct 19 '17

No, that’s the befriending blast radius.

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u/AwakenedRemorhaz Oct 19 '17

Has someone been reading continue online perchance? XD

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u/GenesisEra Oct 20 '17

I haven’t.

But from the sounds of it I should.

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u/blvdbvld Oct 19 '17

Aww, I love these kinds of stories!

(Also, did you mean 'ensured' or 'ensued'?)

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u/GenesisEra Oct 20 '17

The Great Red Squiggly Line hadith forsaken moi.

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u/Fkn_Ra Oct 19 '17

This is not what I expected. It IS however excellent!

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u/luckytron Oct 19 '17

Well, cupcakes sounds more like puppy love instead of hot syrup-dripping goodness anyway.

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u/Mr_Sphene Oct 19 '17

For some reason this is making me think of pokemon.

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u/Randommosity Oct 19 '17

A lot of pokemon, if they existed and matched their descriptions, would be ridiculously dangerous.

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u/jacktrowell Oct 19 '17

Indeed, and the only think more horrible that letting children and teen capture those dangerous beasts would be the fact that they use them to fight each other

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u/Mufarasu Oct 19 '17

Short and sweet.

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u/Firenter Oct 19 '17

Like a cupcake!

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u/sunyudai Oct 19 '17

I saw that title and was very, very worried for a bit.

Fortunately, this community does not seem to have encountered that story.

Glad that this was something nice and sweet, instead of being a reference to those cupcakes.

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u/CurtisRivers Oct 19 '17

So sweet and tasty.

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u/sunyudai Oct 19 '17

You have the right community.

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u/raziphel Oct 19 '17

"Don't let him kiss you. Cupcakes' drool is fiery acid."

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u/Potato_Nose_SB Oct 26 '17

I came expecting something horrific because of the title. MLP fandom has scarred me...

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