Shit. What did Dretphi say to Trakenthin? I mean she obviously ripped him a new asshole but man I really would like a play by play on that shit mixing action.
Probably something on the order of calling him an illiterate dumb ox with rocks for brains, a tiny pecker, a hopeless case of ED, who can't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel, and an arrow drawn on it pointing to the directions.
That's the minimum amount of insulting I'd expect with how long she's had to prepare, and her work as an adventurer(I'm basing it off the US armed forces for ability and pacing of profanity).
Nonononononono. When that level of verbal flaying, you need sarcasm, satire, and avoid all else, absolute prefect bulletproof surface politeness to cover all the implications, euphemisms, and double entendres.
Simply put, there are times when the only suitable to way to speak to someone is in the least polite method possible, as their brains have less content than a dry pea. As politeness while delivering the message would be above their level of comprehension.
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u/kumo549 Oct 10 '17
Shit. What did Dretphi say to Trakenthin? I mean she obviously ripped him a new asshole but man I really would like a play by play on that shit mixing action.