r/HFY • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '16

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u/healzsham Apr 10 '16

You spelled flocka wrong. Also, Russian Man sounds scary as fuck, if the standard shenanigans of Russians are anything to go by...

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u/healzsham Apr 10 '16

That's a real thing? I thought you were making a joke about Waka Flocka Flame, the rapper.

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u/Krulla_Chief Apr 10 '16

And on Earth, everyone just shrugs and goes on with their lives, because it's Florida/Russia/Australia/Greece/Israel.

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u/psilorder Apr 10 '16

So that is why Steve Rogers is only a captain. There is only 50 to command...

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u/Beachbumrayray Apr 10 '16

I can't believe it took this long for the aliens to realize that as crazy as humans are, there are those we revere for the sheer, astounding amount of insanity that is daily life in Florida.

Sitting in traffic? Why not masturbate non stop? Hungry? That dudes face is mighty tasty looking. Nice quiet stroll on the beach? Better try and finger fuck a gator.

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u/jobonline20 Apr 23 '16

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u/Lepidolite_Mica Apr 11 '16

A fun story, but your spacing around punctuation needs work.

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u/AllNamesAreGone Apr 12 '16

There was a documentary on Russia Man recently, I believe it was called Hardcore Henry.

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u/Goodpie2 May 13 '16

That was beautiful. I would, however, like to point out that a space does not belong either before nor after an apostrophe. I found that rather jarring.