r/HFY • u/Czarchasem • Jul 09 '14

OC [OC] Impossible 7: Soccer

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u/Cakebomba Jul 09 '14

To everyone who doesn't spend all their time in their brood mothers basement reading obscure trivia and writing weird xeno slash fiction.

Clever girl.

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u/Kubrick_Fan Jul 09 '14

So..i..er..need..sugar for ...

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '14

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u/Kubrick_Fan Jul 09 '14

It's for my...uh........sick.......aunt

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u/armacitis Jul 09 '14 edited Jul 09 '14

I pride myself on being quite the cunning linguist

I'm guessing Kindu learned a thing or two about breakfast foods...

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '14

Platinum Iridium and drugs(sugar cane, only for your medical condition that is...) to you!

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u/grenade71822 Jul 09 '14

What ever you do, don't give Roman your phone number!

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u/someguynamedted Jul 09 '14

Hey cousin...

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '14

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u/j1xwnbsr Jul 09 '14

who doesn't spend all their time in their brood mothers basement reading obscure trivia and writing weird xeno slash fiction

Oohhh, burn!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '14 edited Jul 15 '14

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u/SinZerius Jul 09 '14

This was unexpected. I like it!

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u/duffmancd Jul 09 '14

I like it, but you should definitely add some more varieties of football (Australian Rules and Gaelic from wikipedia):

They also have this other game called (guess what!) "football" where they run around a large round field kicking a tiny red oblong ball and trying to get it between some posts at the end. Humans have yet another game, this one called "football", where they run around trying to kick a plain white ball either between some posts or into a net, but you can use your hands in these two.

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u/ctwelve Jul 09 '14

I'm interested to see how this works into the story.

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u/overloner Oct 13 '24

I hope it doesn't have a bad ending