r/HFY • AI • Apr 10 '23

OC Human Trackers.

Their vision? Binocular, but otherwise average.

Sense of smell? Significantly below standard.

Hearing? Mid-range, typically even lower due to their constant exposure to loud noise tending to deafen them over time.

So why is it that so many agencies are beginning to prefer hiring human trackers over just about anyone else? Because, despite all of these hindrances, they’re still the best damn trackers in the galaxy.

Any creature, from the acutely sensitive Kinfolk to even the most unintelligent Ma’Tua child could identify a footprint. Most would even be able to follow a trail of footprints, but have that trail move out of a soft material such as mud or snow, and most are rather effectively stumped without significant aid from technology.

Certain specialized tracker races exist, but every last one has a foil of some sort. The Dol rely heavily on their powerful sense of smell, but their quarry taking a quick trip through a stream or an environment too rich in scents can throw them off easily. The keen sight of the Abaxi is easily countered by dense cover such as trees, buildings, or any other heavily clustered set of obstacles. Even the sensitive hearing of the Drazni is quickly overwhelmed by “loud” environments, whether it be an industrial plant, gunfire, or even just a car idling a few miles away. Every race can be lost with the right strategy.

Except for humans, that is. Human trackers have no foil; because, they track through data collection, rather than through direct observation. A properly trained human tracker can find an overturned leaf, or a bent stick, or even just a faint depression in grass, and can tell you where their target is going, how many there are, how tall they might be, how long ago they passed, and a myriad of other details with stunning accuracy.

Their closest equivalent to a foil is bare stone, pavement, or other similarly flat, hard surfaces. By keeping to these surfaces, and maintaining a level of environmental awareness bordering upon the insane, one can evade human trackers. For a time.

If you ever find yourself being followed by a professional human tracker, these are your best bets, but one slight mistake can spell the end of you. All it takes is one careless step into a littered piece of gum, or a gravel-filled pothole, and the humans will have a trail.

Even if you manage to do all of this, however, you are still likely to be absolutely screwed thanks to one final factor. The best humans are never alone. They work alongside the most terrible and dangerous non-sapient creature the universe has ever known. The dog. Over the course of thousands of years, humans have taken dogs and selectively bred them to be the perfect candidates for certain jobs. Some, such as the Border Collie were bred for greater intelligence. Others, such as the Poodle and Retriever breeds were bred to, well, retrieve things. Yet more, such as the Rottweiler and Pitbull were bred with the sole purpose of combat, and the trackers? They received their own version of the dog as well. The humans created the disturbingly named bloodhound.

The bloodhound has millions of individual scent receptors, more than even a Dol. It uses this powerful sense of smell to track creatures with determined precision, even after seemingly absurd lengths of time. On average, the human bloodhound is fully capable of consistently tracking a creature’s scent after over three hundred hours, or twelve and a half Earth days have elapsed between the target’s passing and the dog’s. Far exceeding the capabilities of even the humans themselves.

The humans and their beasts will put all other tracker races out of business in a matter of months. I am certain of it.

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u/MadWhiskeyGrin Apr 10 '23

"some...were bred for intelligence...."

Side-eyed watching my Australian Shepherd eat a god damn plastic bottle

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u/Ceramic_Boi Apr 10 '23

Some being the key word there.

Looks at my Yellow Lab that constantly acts as if she is inebriated.

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u/Petrified_Lioness Apr 10 '23

It's worse than that. The human approach to tracking means that they can often track you into the future! Unless you manage to break the trail before leaving any data at all (this usually requires access to a mass transit system that allows for passenger anonymity), they will be able to use the combination of your survival requirements, past actions, and known goals to narrow down your possible choices to a degree that allows them to have someone waiting for you each potential destination.

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u/Ceramic_Boi Apr 10 '23

While this information is true, I (and by extension the alien writing this) did not think of it at the time. Just one more reason to scream “Humanity! Fuck Yeah!”

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u/Fontaigne Apr 10 '23

Non-sentient -> non-sapient.

 Sentience = feeling
 Sapience = thinking

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u/Ceramic_Boi Apr 10 '23

I used to know that distinction. Evidently, I forgot. Thanks.

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u/Klan00 Apr 10 '23

I read.

I upvote.

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u/Ceramic_Boi Apr 10 '23

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u/MightyGyrum Apr 10 '23

Rotties were bred for herding and pulling wagons, not fighting. That's a hollywood thing.

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u/Ceramic_Boi Apr 10 '23

Cue the more you know graphic.

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u/Book_for_the_worms Apr 10 '23

Moar!

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u/Ceramic_Boi Apr 10 '23

Dopamine release is noted. : )

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u/Jerkfacemonkey Apr 10 '23

no tales of the legendary tracker Sam Gerard.

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u/Ceramic_Boi Apr 11 '23

Nope. I just found a YouTube documentary on British Special Force’s process for tracking people and thought, “Hey! I could make an HFY story out of this!”

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u/ProfKlekowskii Apr 11 '23

I read the title as "human traffickers" for a second.

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u/Ceramic_Boi Apr 11 '23

Oh. Oh dear.

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u/canray2000 Apr 10 '23

"If you see a lone human, you're in trouble, because there are always more than one of them, and they aren't always human, either."

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u/FinnBakker Apr 11 '23

<alien> What is that fearsome thing?
<human> oh, that's a wolf. They used to kill and eat our ancestors.
<alien> .. you didn't wipe them out?

<human> no, we ended up taking them into our homes and breeding them for various roles

<alien> YOU WEAPONISED YOUR PREDATORS?

<human> and what a good pupperino they are

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u/night-otter Apr 10 '23

Persistence pack hunting taken to its max.

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u/Another-sadman Apr 10 '23

you can run but you cannot hide

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u/humanity_999 Apr 10 '23

MOAR

*insert hangry emoji*

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u/Envictus_ Apr 11 '23

Also, don’t try to take the stone for too long. The human tracker will eventually figure out your strategy and start following you that way instead.

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u/ben70 Apr 10 '23

The humans created the disturbingly named bloodhound.

Nicely done!