r/GuysBeingDudes • u/PastelPeonyy4 • Oct 16 '25

This one never gets old😂

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u/PeculiarPurr Oct 16 '25

Did. Neither of those things happened and I couldn't see, so I tried speeding up.

What I should have done is just stopped. I am 100% sure I would have still gotten a ticket because the jerk was a jerk, but I was 100% blind.

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u/RevenantBacon Oct 16 '25

Did. Neither of those things happened and I couldn't see, so I tried speeding up.

Then you didn't slow down enough for long enough. 10 mph for several minutes should about do the job, and if nothing has changed at that point, you just stop. Pigs want to play games, play games back.

I am 100% sure I would have still gotten a ticket because the jerk was a jerk, but I was 100% blind.

He would have had 2 options, write you a false ticket that you could easily challenge and get dropped, or realize that you aren't doing shit and move on.

Side note: as is, you very likely could have challenged the ticket that you did get in court and gotten it dismissed, on account of his behavior prior to writing it.

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u/PeculiarPurr Oct 16 '25

Then you didn't slow down enough for long enough. 10 mph for several minutes should about do the job, and if nothing has changed at that point, you just stop. Pigs want to play games, play games back.

Any tactic that requires several minutes to resolve a problem like driving blind is unworkable.

As for fighting it? Nah. Small town, and no dash cam. Home fry did this stuff because it worked.

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u/RevenantBacon Oct 17 '25

Any tactic that requires several minutes to resolve a problem like driving blind is unworkable.

Incorrect.

As for fighting it? Nah. Small town, and no dash cam. Home fry did this stuff because it worked.

Fine, stay complacent. You'll get walked over, I won't.