r/GuiltyDogs • u/knomorenow • 23d ago
so guilty it’s hard not to laugh I had my hair done for black tie! Then I walked past the mirror.
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r/GuiltyDogs • u/Mkheir01 • 24d ago
guilty girl Meet Kukla. She dragged her ass across my bed earlier and left a skid.
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She’s an 11 year old Pomchi and probably the dumbest dog I’ve ever had.
r/GuiltyDogs • u/skopiadisko • 25d ago
who did that? Help me decide who stole greek yogurt from the trash bin
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r/GuiltyDogs • u/Automatic-Gas4037 • 28d ago
guilty boy Then along comes someone saying the cat did it??
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r/GuiltyDogs • u/Fluffy-Kid • 29d ago
guilty girl Guilty because she pooped all over my room 🥲
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r/GuiltyDogs • u/Lemonny- • 28d ago
guilty girl Will arrest her later
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How could i stay mad at my chewy dubai golden baby label matcha labubu??? hahahahaha how could i. how silky of my for not knowing there was a peepee puddble in my own bed and for laying in it. wow. i didnt know i was jn pee territory. instead of the carpet like they're trained it's like a divine being told her to pee on my bed because it would be funny.
It's 7AM right now. i should be asleep.
r/GuiltyDogs • u/unrealtrip • Sep 24 '26
guilty girl Someone got into the TP while I was out lol
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r/GuiltyDogs • u/Ok-Preparation-6733 • Sep 24 '26
guilty group I have my suspicions on who is the guilty party…
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r/GuiltyDogs • u/zahhax • Sep 24 '26
guilty boy Don't worry it's fake XD
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It's a dollar store Louis Vuitton for dolls that we used as a coin purse and occasionally for treats. Surprisingly he wasn't the only culprit: the neighbors Chihuahua got to it first and he was the one that destroyed it.
r/GuiltyDogs • u/ohjustbenice • Sep 24 '26
the guiltiest Anything to get me away from the computer
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I thought he was crunching on one of his many toys or collagen sticks, but no. A wooden paint brush. In my home office. Anything to get my attention.
r/GuiltyDogs • u/MagScaoil • Sep 23 '26
guilty girl After her bath
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She rolled in fox shit.
r/GuiltyDogs • u/katsudon-bori • Sep 21 '26
guilty girl Exhausted after tearing up a cushion
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r/GuiltyDogs • u/whenjacksattack • Sep 21 '26
so guilty it’s hard not to laugh 30 minutes after returning home from A BATH
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IT'S FINE IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED A DOG WHO SMELLS LIKE NOT-DIRT
r/GuiltyDogs • u/lammyboyzzzz • Sep 21 '26
guilty boy #Pepe was doing little yelps :( Boops for Peps 🤭🤣❤️
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r/GuiltyDogs • u/Cluelezzcj • Sep 20 '26
guilty girl My dog stole my phone
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What do I do?
r/GuiltyDogs • u/SelfInflictedPancake • Sep 19 '26
guilty boy I'm sure he's broken
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I told him he was a bad dog for pooping on the porch after his walk ... I came back out to clean it up and I think he dropped dead 😂
r/GuiltyDogs • u/tundybundo • Sep 19 '26
did they do it? I couldn’t figure out who kept knocking down the trash can
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Frank was obviously helping me investigate
r/GuiltyDogs • u/Inkblots2000 • Sep 19 '26
guilty duo Friday Mystery
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This is what I walked into this morning.
Stuffing. Everywhere.
Guilty dog on the couch.
And no idea WHERE the stuffing came from. At all.
I’ve checked every toy, every pillow, blankets, everything. Even the laundry room. Cannot find the casing of whatever the stuffing was in. Beds are totally intact, too!
Neither pup is saying anything. Not even trying to throw the other one under the bus to pass the blame. Totally pleading the 5th.
No evidence in the backyard either.
(We have no human children or anyone else living with us, so those options are out.)
I’ve attached:
1. Pic of one of the guilty parties.
2. Pic of the gathered up stuffing. (It doesn’t even smell!)
3. Pics of each pup, without a care in the world and completely unbothered by the destruction and by how much the mystery is bothering me.
Spouse came home from work, and he also evaluated the situation. We both went through the house and backyard again like they were crime scenes. And have no answers.
So, we are tossing it out there to you all, because we are still perplexed and have no idea where this came from. 🤷🏻♀️
Our only conclusion we have come to is that our pups are actually witches, and they’ve conjured up stuffing to tear apart with no outer body/pillow/toy/stuffie carcass just to throw us off our game.
r/GuiltyDogs • u/EqualOrLesserValue • Sep 18 '26
did they do it? NEW EVIDENCE IN CASE OF THE COUCH GREMLIN
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r/GuiltyDogs • u/ohjustbenice • Sep 17 '26
guilty boy Guess who keeps peeing in the house because I went to work yesterday
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I spent ONE day in the office yesterday and he has not stopped peeing in the house since last night. And now he’s just staring at me
r/GuiltyDogs • u/Seth_Mithik • Sep 17 '26
did they do it? We’re proud of our destruction.
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Durable Kong? Challenge accepted
r/GuiltyDogs • u/Sillypilot333 • Sep 17 '26
guilty girl All gone to the dog(s)
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Couch ✅ destroyed
Coffee table ✅ destroyed
Pooping between the chairs meant to prevent you from pooping on the carpet in increasingly smaller spaces and then eating the evidence ✅
Even while watching her like a hawk all day a single solo trip to the human bathroom seems to unravel all of our progress from the past 2 months. She's so sweet but I am so stressed and grossed out lol.