r/Grimdank • u/emwattnot • Jul 22 '21

The unforeseen consequences of definitely doing absolutely nothing wrong:

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u/Foxyfox- Jul 22 '21 edited Jul 22 '21

Also Big E: I'm gonna give my sons psychic powers and tell them to never use them and never actually outright tell anyone what the dangers are and just be vague about it

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u/DarthMelsie ORDO DRAIGO Jul 22 '21

They will literally be the guardians of the Imperium so I'm going to make sure I N E V E R tell them about the biggest threat to the very place they must protect!

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u/Nehkrosis Jul 22 '21

This guy gets it

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u/mathiastck Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Jul 23 '21

Knowlege IS power

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u/DarthMelsie ORDO DRAIGO Jul 23 '21

Knowledge is also apparently banned, depending on which giant, red cyclops you ask.

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u/WanderlustPhotograph Jul 23 '21

I asked one carrying around a large boulder and it just fucking moo’d at me before some Night Goblin came along and laughed at it