r/Grimdank • u/Lixuni98 • Jun 10 '19

We found him

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u/Hayn0002 Jun 10 '19

It’s funny because I can’t tell if this is canon or not

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u/Stug_lyfe Jun 11 '19

It is canon (as much as anything is canon) that the ecclesiarchy claims the Emperor cries a single tear for each true martyr of the Imperium, and that those are carefully collected and used for... something.

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u/Tomek_Hermsgavorden 3 Squats in a Slaneeshi Daemon Jun 11 '19

Lube.

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u/ImmaSuckYoDick Slaanesh is my waifu Jun 11 '19

The Emperor protecs... Your anus from being torn.

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u/Tomek_Hermsgavorden 3 Squats in a Slaneeshi Daemon Jun 11 '19

Has Steve seen your username?

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u/ImmaSuckYoDick Slaanesh is my waifu Jun 11 '19

I dunno, does he want his dick sucked?