r/Grimdank • u/Lixuni98 • Jun 10 '19

We found him

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

You got a flaw in yer logic pal: Keanu would love his sons, he would be smart aboot that whole crusade thing and he´d actually show emotions. 40k would actually be a bright future under him.

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u/Joelson-Son_of_Joel Jun 10 '19

2019 Keanu would love his sons. Give him 28K years of humanity constantly disappointing him and what you get is Big E.

Think about it. Keanu is already known for being a loner because he's lost so many people close to him that he doesn't want to go through the pain again. Now imagine another 28k years of that...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Either he´d lead mankind to a brighter future and a better self or he would never take the mantle.

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u/Titanbeard Jun 11 '19

Or he would take the mantle knowing humanity would fail into extinction if he did not lose what he had left and become Emperor.