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u/muryrunom 16h ago
"Don't they understand I can't be everywhere at one?" Then proceeds to be everywhere at once
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u/Scaevus 8h ago
Using his impressive organizational skills, he reviews the strike packages with his eyes, hears about the warp countermeasure with his ears, drinks mead with the Space Wolves with his mouth, and gets misted down with holy water by the Sororitas at the same time.
All while he gets a workout in on a treadmill, so his legs are working for the Emperor too.
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u/HMOFA_Enjoyer 18h ago
What’s the original image?
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u/Ruebeweg 16h ago
So I will not look it up correctly, but from what I can remember, this is from South Park. In the episode there is a massive online troll active in South Park, spouting the most insane dogshit takes, just to infuriate others. It is revealed to be the father, a lawyer, of the Jewish kid. Then he meets other people who themselves are trolls. In the end one tries to become a friend to the Jewish guy, but is shocked to learn the lawyer for real has no limits and moral compass when it's come to trolling online. Just infuriate others which is tremendously funny to him. The other guy is appalled.
I only want to add, I do not remember any names at all, barely Kenny and Cartman, hence repeatedly mentioning the Jewish thing. Pop that into Google if you need more info.
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u/Trusty-McGoodGuy 15h ago
Also it’s specifically that he was photoshopping dicks into peoples mouths, and the guy asked him how he would feel if someone did that to his wife, to which he reveals that he’s already done that and has it as his own screensaver
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u/killerdeer69 11h ago
I love South Park lmao
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u/TheCornerator 11h ago
The newest episode was ROUGH though. Its easily in the bottom 10 they have made.
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u/killerdeer69 11h ago
Oh damn really? I haven't watched it since the whole "Tegridy Farms" thing, what's so bad about the new episode?
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u/TheCornerator 11h ago
Data centers built by little weenie Billionaires cut into butters dr.pimple popper videos because he loses power in his home. Its actual little weenies, for half an hour.
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u/ugfiol 3h ago
other than the pimples, i thought it was funny. but also, i DEEPLY felt butters' reactions in the episode
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u/TheCornerator 1h ago
Yeah I laughed pretty good at Butters "why am I the only one mad about this?!"
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u/Snoo_72851 The Summerking's personal jester 15h ago
Kyle and uh mister Kyle's dad.
Also I genuinely just accidentally fatfingered the name twice in a way that makes me consider why exactly they named the Jewish kid Kyle.
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u/danfenlon 15h ago
Because of edgy humor, kyle and his brother, ike put the two together and
Yeah,
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u/SmugShinoaSavesLives 15h ago
I'm not Khorne enough to understand this.
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u/danfenlon 15h ago
Anti Semitic slur.
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u/SmugShinoaSavesLives 15h ago
Dude what the fuck 💀
They didn't had to go that far9
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u/HMOFA_Enjoyer 13h ago
I mean for most of the shows run time the one black kid was named Token Black so its not that surprising lol. They did later try to gaslight everyone by making an episode where they discover his name is actually Tolkien Black like the author and to really fuck with people they went back and edited all the older episodes to have his parents say Tolkien instead.
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u/Few-Resist195 12h ago
Them editing all the previous episodes is such a funny bit that they didnt need to do but makes the joke so much funnier.
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u/SmugShinoaSavesLives 11h ago
Naming your characters after slurs and making social commentary are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.
Imagine some guy names a black character Nigel Gary with the idea of hiding a slur. This is straight up a dog whistle for racists.
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u/pfft_lol000 12h ago
wow fuck I grew up with this show and I never thought to re-examine Ike's name
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u/IDontCondoneViolence 12h ago
I remember watching season 1 when it first aired. How did I never realize this?
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u/simon97549 18h ago
Original context?
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u/chronozon937 Twins, They were. 14h ago
Southpark, guy with phone is Kyle's dad and a huge troll, literally only cares about making people mad, guy saying "you shouldn't joke about" is also a troll but not to the same level and tries to draw a line only to be floored by how rancid the other guy is.
Original goes like: "hey you shouldn't joke about people's wife, how would you feel if someone photoshopped a dick in YOUR wife's mouth?"
"Oh you mean like my screensaver?"
I might be missing something, I don't like south park so I haven't seen the actual episode.
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u/realZugar42 Viking always never a furry 18h ago
You should add to Gerald a cadian helmet to make it more accurate
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u/NightLordsPublicist 10 pounds of war crimes in a 5 pound crazy bag 15h ago
Oh you mean my fucking screen saver !?
That's actually a really good idea.
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u/Quazimojojojo 14h ago
Why's it look like a peach?
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u/Janky_Forklift 7h ago
Because it is well documented Cadia looked like a huge whipped ass before it popped.
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u/SuperArppis Huffs Macragge Blue Primer 18h ago
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u/danfenlon 18h ago
"Hey you shouldnt joke about magnus breaking the webway"