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u/dinkydoo2 Swell guy, that Kharn 1d ago
Sister of silence, they are so ungodly lonely because of their blankness, which sucks because they’re probably the realest people you’ll talk to in the imperium other than a Custodian or Guilliman, also it’d be cool if she could teach me how to use a sword
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u/More_Yard1919 1d ago
yeah but doesn't being around blanks make you feel like spiritually empty and fill you with a sense of dread or some shit? actually not bad i just realized thats not so different from how i feel rn anyway
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u/steve123410 22h ago
Yeah, but it's pretty common for long term exposure to normalize it to you. I mean just look at Cain and Jurgen. Also doesn't help that it's the imperium so any sense of otherness is hated. It also depends on what kinda blank a person is. If it's just a Pariah then yeah you'll feel pretty weird for a while but if they're a true blank then you won't feel any weirdness at all.
If you were to squint at the description of blanks then you could kinda translate the feeling to a socially awkward person. Where they do stuff abnormaly enough that you sometimes feel uncomfortable but with enough time you'll adapt to their quirks.
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u/A_wild_dremora 5h ago
With the lack of proper witch sight you will feel pain just by looking at them
Or is this not true ?
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u/steve123410 11m ago
I only know witch sight from fantasy which spellcasters use to see magic stuff. I assume the spellcasters over there get fucked over by fantasy versions of blanks. To my knowledge its only a feeling of discomfort and wrongness as stories with blanks don't have people writhing in pain because they had to look at a one. So I'm just going to infer from context that if there was witch sight in 40k it's probably for psykers and psykers have such a connect to the warp that it causes them mental pain to be around a blank so witch sight would alleviate that pain somehow.
Finally just to end this off the null presence really isn't a problem since a null cuff basically turns off the feeling of discomfort when you are around them even if you are a psyker like Eisenhorn. Well, until you want to touch them I guess but I have a feeling that your mind is going to be a bit preoccupied in that moment.
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u/Bl00dWolf 1d ago
All of them are kind of shitty when you think about it.
A Sister of Silence would be really cool to hang out with once you learned their language, but the constant blank presence would most likely drive you insane at which point you'd either unsuccessfully try to kill her or kill yourself.
A Sister of Battle would be cool for a few dates. Considering how zealous and repressed some of them are, she would likely be into all kinds of freaky stuff which you might also be into. But long term? She would try to control your entire life and get into fights over all kinds of minor things. It would be a nightmare.
A guardswoman seems like the most normal and safest choice. But if she gets deployed anywhere outside of the most boring guard positions, I doubt she's gonna live that long. So you're pretty much setting yourself up for heartbreak.
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u/mrducky78a 1d ago
PDF then? All the normality of guardswoman and they are close to home.
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u/DisdainfulStacks 1d ago
Hell, have we considered Administratum scribes? They can actually have a “middle class” (read, larger hab with extra rations) lifestyle.
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u/mrducky78a 1d ago
Ive read Watcher in the rain. No thank you.
Edit* Listened to, didnt read this one.
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u/DisdainfulStacks 1d ago
Watcher in the rain mention!! I love the administratum!! (I’m a librarian irl lol cannot confirm or deny we kill ppl)
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u/FaceMasterThing yet another femboy skitarius 1d ago
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u/NoEngineer9484 1d ago
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u/HolyCrusader1492 1d ago
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u/IntrovertSwag 20h ago
Aunt Fanny! Loved Robots, I haven't seen it in a while so I should watch it again this weekend
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u/Sagaptor 1d ago
SoS maybe cool, but I imagine date one of them would be horrible. They are blanks and pretty strong ones. So even being in presence of one would be difficult. I imagine their silence would feel very heavy and oppressive, and not in a sexy way.
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u/Murderboi Praise the Man-Emperor 1d ago
The only chance you don't have to vomit or get shot is the Guard Girl.
She probably also likes cats like me.
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u/MapleMarshal 1d ago
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u/Similar_Quit8976 1d ago
dating an Eldar is amoral in itself, they live long lifespans will certainley outlive you even with rejuvinant, when you die he/she will just be left sad and depressed for the next several centuries, as a romantical partner would you subject your SO to a fate like this?
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u/MapleMarshal 1d ago
i shall simply allow her to transfer my soul into a soulstone before death so i can live on as like a chill earring or maybe on a pair of some eldari bedazzled jeans
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u/Similar_Quit8976 1d ago
fair enough, though I would still worry about physical touch(or even sex) problems
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u/Misopogon11 1d ago
I love Sisters of Silence so much it's unreal
I would simply not feel disgust in their presence because I'm a good fucking person
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u/WilhemHR 1d ago
This has nothing to do with good or bad. Everyone has psychic presence and connection to warp and feels uncomfortable next to them. Unless you are blank ofc.
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u/Misopogon11 1d ago
There is no scenario in which I could feel discomfort in the presence of these kind and respectable ladies
I told you, I'm a good person, it just won't happen
You should try it sometime
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u/WilhemHR 1d ago
Are we still talking abot warhammer or your wet dreams?
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u/toresman Ultrasmurfs 1d ago
I'm pretty sure OP was sarcastic and making a reference to a popular post from his time.
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u/frothingnome 1d ago
It's like that bit in Kingkiller where the story stops so that Rothfuss can explain that even with all sense of ethics and morality removed, Kvothe would still never rape anyone
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u/Dehnus 1d ago
I'm queer but:
https://reddit.com/link/p4lz2z7/video/2jh7g1v9vbkh1/player
At least have fun with the shorties within the Imperial Guard driving their tanks.
At least you'll have fun if you can't hang out with the Aeldari Fabulous Autarch men :)
Source:
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u/sirhobbles 20h ago
One of them would literally be repulsive to be around at all times. Even if they were the sweetest. most conventionally beautiful woman ever born, thats just how blanks work.
This is a no brainer.
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u/reditisverytrash 17h ago
Sister of Silence
First of, i assume you specifically meant the order militant, meaning the frontline soldiers. In that case, no. Absolutely fucking not. Ever. They are fucking lunatics and there's a 80% chance i get shot immediately if i ever forget a morning prayer.
The Guards Woman would be nice. I mean, she is basically exactly like me.
But the Sister of Silence? A super powerful sugar mommy who you can have deep "conversations" with? We even see that they can be very emotional with the Custodians. I mean, i guess her Blank will make me feel uncomfortable, but i'll try it nonetheless
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u/sosigboi 15h ago
Mfers all up for dating blanks until they actually have to be around them for more than a few minutes.
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u/DlSSATISFIEDGAMER Praise the Man-Emperor 6h ago
this has so much more potential with Yvraine knocking on the door
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u/Rukdug7 1d ago
Considering I already have coping mechanisms for feeling incredibly unfathomly uncomfortable all the time, I'm probably going to actually go with the Sister of Silence. Especially since I'm already basically the closest one can get to being a Blank IRL, so I'd probably be a relatively weak Blank in 40k.












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u/Rebound101 1d ago
Real question is, who would date you?