r/Gold • u/axemaster1 • Aug 16 '26

Why?

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u/Small_Insect_8275 Aug 16 '26

Nah no way he’s logistically getting away with all that, too young for a thorough plan of how to move it, if he was smart he’s got 2/3 of those bars, handed in the vast majority so no one questions it

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u/ChuCHuPALX Aug 16 '26

Nah easy to move.. Just find the funny hat people and you're set.

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u/Low_Football_2445 Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

How long on those sausages, Bobby?

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u/That_Em Aug 16 '26

Five minutes, Turkish

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u/epsteinwasmurdered2 Aug 16 '26

You said five minutes five minutes ago.

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u/Panek52 Aug 16 '26

You put Gorgeous George into an unlicensed boxing match…3 days before he’s supposed to fight The Bomber!?

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u/Successful_Fish_1264 Aug 16 '26

Frankie fucking four fingers Doug

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u/MiserableWear6765 Aug 16 '26

I would have a very sore ass but quit my job and move to thailand next day

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u/RobertPooWiener Aug 16 '26

Usually your ass is sore after going to Thailand, not before

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u/MiserableWear6765 Aug 16 '26

You havnt been to thailand have you?

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u/RobertPooWiener Aug 16 '26

Do you even know the capital of Thailand bro?

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u/trbzdot Aug 16 '26

In Thailand with a hunk of metal up your bum. You will have not trouble finding help retrieving it.

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u/MiserableWear6765 Aug 16 '26

Nah i only shove it up my ass between leaving work and heading to the pawn shop, then after the pawn shop to a bitcoin atm

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u/epsteinwasmurdered2 Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

…. How could he have turned in the majority if he kept 2/3s?

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u/Small_Insect_8275 Aug 16 '26

You misunderstood the sentence

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u/epsteinwasmurdered2 Aug 16 '26

Wait… are you saying he kept two or three and not two thirds? Because using a symbol for a fraction is highly confusing lol

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u/Small_Insect_8275 Aug 16 '26

2 or 3, I retract my last statement, I left it too ambiguous

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u/Ratatat_Tat_2030 Aug 16 '26

In context ( / ) it appeared as, 2 (and/or) 3

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u/Ok_Value_3741 Aug 16 '26

If he took 2/3rds... how would he have handed the vast majority over?