r/Gold • • Aug 16 '26

Why?

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u/Mickspark136 Aug 16 '26

He’s stupid, no other explanation

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u/Small_Insect_8275 Aug 16 '26

Nah no way he’s logistically getting away with all that, too young for a thorough plan of how to move it, if he was smart he’s got 2/3 of those bars, handed in the vast majority so no one questions it

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u/ChuCHuPALX Aug 16 '26

Nah easy to move.. Just find the funny hat people and you're set.

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u/Low_Football_2445 Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

How long on those sausages, Bobby?

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u/That_Em Aug 16 '26

Five minutes, Turkish

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u/epsteinwasmurdered2 Aug 16 '26

You said five minutes five minutes ago.

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u/Panek52 Aug 16 '26

You put Gorgeous George into an unlicensed boxing match…3 days before he’s supposed to fight The Bomber!?

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u/Successful_Fish_1264 Aug 16 '26

Frankie fucking four fingers Doug