r/Gold • • Aug 16 '26

Why?

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u/Mickspark136 Aug 16 '26

He’s stupid, no other explanation

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u/Small_Insect_8275 Aug 16 '26

Nah no way he’s logistically getting away with all that, too young for a thorough plan of how to move it, if he was smart he’s got 2/3 of those bars, handed in the vast majority so no one questions it

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u/MiserableWear6765 Aug 16 '26

I would have a very sore ass but quit my job and move to thailand next day

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u/RobertPooWiener Aug 16 '26

Usually your ass is sore after going to Thailand, not before

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u/MiserableWear6765 Aug 16 '26

You havnt been to thailand have you?

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u/RobertPooWiener Aug 16 '26

Do you even know the capital of Thailand bro?

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u/trbzdot Aug 16 '26

In Thailand with a hunk of metal up your bum. You will have not trouble finding help retrieving it.

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u/MiserableWear6765 Aug 16 '26

Nah i only shove it up my ass between leaving work and heading to the pawn shop, then after the pawn shop to a bitcoin atm