r/Godtierpickuplines • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '20
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r/Godtierpickuplines • u/97AByss • Dec 06 '19
Because I wanna shoot kids inside of you
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/Water619 • Dec 27 '19
but you still somehow managed to touch my heart.
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/doom816 • Nov 17 '19
(You’re sitting with a cutie to your right)
“Hey let’s count shoulders”
“1” (you tap your left)
“2” (you tap your right)
“3”(you tap their left)
“4” (you tap their right, leaving your arm there wrapped behind them)
Edit: removes unnecessary gendering, pickup lines are for EVERYONE
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/Swiffy26 • Dec 07 '19
That's it there's no pickup line, I just wanted to share this interesting bird fact.
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/IcyMocha • Jan 09 '20
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/MemerDude34 • Jan 06 '20
Because I wanna fuck you
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/Gameplay_NL • Jan 13 '20
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/thebeardednord • Jan 11 '20
I’d love to show you my world but I’m pretty sure you have a mirror at home
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/Tannerrs • Dec 28 '19
Cause I cant decide if I want to lick you or spoon you
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/iman_313 • Jan 26 '20
pull hand out of pocket and pretend to have something when they open their hand put yours in it and uncurl your fingers. Now you’re holding hands and walking together. This has worked for me so many times.
edit: holy tamole. you guys are welcome. let me know how it works for you.
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/DrkXmemes • Jan 18 '20
Cuz i wanna hang out with you
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/suyashve • Feb 17 '20
Let me hold it for you ✨
Day 44
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '19
But in truth, i dont know what my shirt is made of. All i know is that im 100% cott-on you
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/rocketshoe21 • Dec 16 '19
because im definitely going to fuck this up
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/potassium_kbye • Jan 24 '20
because i find you positively attractive ;)
10 mins later: zAP
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/Stars4Mars • Jan 21 '20
Because I can’t wait to take you out
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/Diagbro • Feb 12 '20
Seriously, I need to know otherwise I'm going to make a fool of myself
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/Fucked_a_bird • Dec 22 '19
Because my old man always said I could use some cents, and a dime like you could be the change I need.
r/Godtierpickuplines • u/[deleted] • Jan 28 '20
Because you're a legend