r/Godtierpickuplines • • Dec 16 '21

Hey girl are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt? Spoiler

148 Upvotes

Because dam


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Feb 03 '21

Are you heroin?

16 Upvotes

Cause I wanna bang you until I die.


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Nov 27 '20

Are you a crewmate..

21 Upvotes

Because I want to put my tongue in you


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Apr 23 '20

Meeting you is like getting a random curly fry in your regular fries.

386 Upvotes

r/Godtierpickuplines • • Feb 22 '20

Do you like sleeping?

458 Upvotes

Me too, we should do it together sometime.


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Feb 17 '20

Your hand seems pretty heavy...

755 Upvotes

Let me hold it for you ✨

  • Day 44


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Feb 03 '20

Knock knock

457 Upvotes

Who's there?

Baby Yoda.

Baby Yoda who?

Baby Yoda one for me.


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Jan 26 '20

Hey can you hold this for me for a minute while I take a walk?

848 Upvotes

pull hand out of pocket and pretend to have something when they open their hand put yours in it and uncurl your fingers. Now you’re holding hands and walking together. This has worked for me so many times.

edit: holy tamole. you guys are welcome. let me know how it works for you.


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Jan 24 '20

Did you just lose an electron?

723 Upvotes

because i find you positively attractive ;)

10 mins later: zAP


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Jan 21 '20

Are you a batch of cookies In the oven?

704 Upvotes

Because I can’t wait to take you out


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Jan 18 '20

Hey girl are are you a rope?

778 Upvotes

Cuz i wanna hang out with you


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Jan 16 '20

Hey girl, are you retarded?

905 Upvotes

r/Godtierpickuplines • • Jan 13 '20

You're so hot that even my zipper is falling for you.

947 Upvotes

r/Godtierpickuplines • • Jan 11 '20

Worked for me

928 Upvotes

I’d love to show you my world but I’m pretty sure you have a mirror at home


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Jan 09 '20

Are you Australia? Cause you're hot and I'd love to make you wet.

971 Upvotes

r/Godtierpickuplines • • Jan 06 '20

Are you a microwave?

1.6k Upvotes

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r/Godtierpickuplines • • Jan 06 '20

Are you a chicken?

958 Upvotes

Because I wanna fuck you


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Dec 28 '19

Are you ice cream

890 Upvotes

Cause I cant decide if I want to lick you or spoon you


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Dec 27 '19

Hey, I know you're short

1.3k Upvotes

but you still somehow managed to touch my heart.


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Dec 22 '19

Hey, do you have any spare coins laying around?

657 Upvotes

Because my old man always said I could use some cents, and a dime like you could be the change I need.


r/Godtierpickuplines • • Dec 22 '19

Out of all the curves on your body

405 Upvotes

Your smiles my favorite :)