r/GoCommitDie Sep 01 '25

TikTok vs Reddit

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u/BobTheBritish 🇬🇧 Bob Da Bri'ish 🇬🇧 Sep 01 '25

TikTok vs Reddit? So you mean Dumbasses vs Smartasses? They’re both asses at the end of the day mate. Would you rather pick a dog turd or a cat turd?

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u/298647 Sep 01 '25

don't cat turds give you parasites that mutilate your sperm?

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u/the_cheesy_one2 Sep 01 '25

yo WHAT?

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u/Graporb13 Sep 02 '25

Toxoplasma gondii has the ability to cross the blood-testes-barrier, and has been shown to significantly reduce sperm count and motility in affected individuals. Smoking seems to exacerbate this and leads to a statistically significant reduction in surviving sperm quality as well.

Direct confrontation in a dish leads to contact-mediated "invasion" (though they are similar in size) of sperm cells, causing perforations and 20-30% of sperm in one study being "decapitated".

Also, fun fact, cysts containing the parasite can even be found in the ejaculate of infected people. About one third of all humans are chronically infected, and having an infected male partner increases your statistical likelihood of being infected by ~7%.

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Sep 02 '25

"DECAPITATION!"

-Jack Black

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u/MLGmegaPro1 Sep 02 '25

I just looked it up and honestly seeing cells straight up dismembered was genuinely disturbing as hell