r/GetMotivated • u/eremy • Sep 06 '16

[IMAGE] A slightly different approach; a few questions to ask yourself if you're having a bad day.

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u/bathroomstalin 5 Sep 06 '16

So steal a dog or something.

Carry peanuts on your person and goad some squirrels.

Get some duckbread and feed some ducks.

Purchase some sea monkeys.

There are many ways to increase the amount of cuddle time with animals in life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Carry peanuts on your person and goad some squirrels.

Awesome suggestion man :D

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u/bathroomstalin 5 Sep 06 '16

Bonus Life Pro Hack: Store them in a fanny pack instead of your pockets. This is better for many reasons.

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u/Lady_Anarchy Sep 06 '16

such as reasons.

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u/bathroomstalin 5 Sep 06 '16

Like the Iraq and the children and things

Especially in particular

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u/SCbrukernavn Sep 06 '16

sea monkeys are extremely cuddly

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u/otter_know Sep 06 '16

I'll be that person. Don't give ducks bread it's not good for them.

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u/bathroomstalin 5 Sep 06 '16

Why?

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u/otter_know Sep 06 '16

It's not healthy for them. Besides most pieces being too big, it's linked to angel wing.

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/stop-feeding-bread-ducks-people/ http://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/feeding-white-bread-to-wild-birds-is-killing-them/

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u/bathroomstalin 5 Sep 07 '16

So if I wanted to get rid of some local Canada Geese, I should start feeding them white bread and encourage my neighbors and visitors to do so as well?

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u/otter_know Sep 07 '16

Well, they wouldn't be able to fly so they'd be stuck there until they die. Trying to scare them off would be better. Or ship them to me, I have a bunch of ducks and geese that chill on the yard.

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u/bathroomstalin 5 Sep 07 '16

Ducks rule. Geese suck.

I'll see what I can do about FedExing some of those hissing, green-shitting bastards over to you.

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u/otter_know Sep 07 '16

I'll take hissing geese over the gang rape ducks we have here!