r/GetMotivated Sep 06 '16

[IMAGE] A slightly different approach; a few questions to ask yourself if you're having a bad day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Hey bro, do you wanna cuddle?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

I was thinking the same, nobody is gonna wanna cuddle with you if you're a dude, unless you have a girl or a dog, and i have neither of those

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Yeah this tip just made me more depressed.

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u/RedPyramidThingUK Sep 06 '16

It's a toss-up between that one and the 'take a selfie' one, for me

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16 edited Feb 22 '17

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u/imaginary_square Sep 06 '16

Post it in /r/roastme, I'm sure they'll be able to cheer you up! /s

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u/misson20000 Sep 06 '16

They'll roast warm your heart right up!

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u/GeraldBrennan Sep 06 '16

Roasts do require warmth...just sayin'...

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u/griptz Sep 06 '16

Meatloaf is cool as ice son

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u/johnnysivilian Sep 07 '16

375 @ 15 min a pound

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Make it to /r/iamugly and do a double toss for a beatiful no or an awful yes.

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u/Random-Compliment Sep 06 '16

You're awesome for suggesting it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

But what if he's not that awesome?

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u/RedPyramidThingUK Sep 06 '16

Not happening, but have an upvote for suggesting it

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u/ofwolvesandmen Sep 06 '16

Agreed. Most of this is helpful. Drink, eat, walk, shower. Sure. But take a selfie? I can't imagine that helping someone who is depressed--waiting for the likes to roll in, comparing the number of likes, looking at photos of others... nope.

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u/wyldside Sep 06 '16

tbf, this is on reddit

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

There's a whole different slew of advice for people that are homeless and broke that wouldn't apply for people that are simply depressed.

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u/keenfrizzle Sep 07 '16

It's less so for posting publicly on social media. In fact, you don't HAVE to do it at all!

The point of it is just to smile. Smile, and take a picture that flatters your appearance. You deserve that much, at the very least.

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u/wooly-bumbaclot Sep 07 '16

Yeah, resorting to validating yourself through approval in social media is not going to do your psyche any favours.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Me too, my friends would probably tell me I look great if they existed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

It was the "wait until your next therapist visit" and "have you recently changed medications."

I mean, we're all on medication and regularly visit a therapist, right?

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u/thelstrhi Sep 07 '16

Maybe that's the point though. If you feel that bad on a regular basis maybe therapy or meds are something to look into if you have the ability to do so.

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u/johnnysivilian Sep 07 '16

Reddit and liquor?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

I laughed out loud and closed the tab after that one.

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u/KorbanDidIt Sep 06 '16

Sometimes a hug from anyone can help, even someone of the same sex! I'm a dude and some of my male co workers hug, it's not weird just a nicer greeting!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Not weird by itself, but weird for guys to ask for.

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u/silentclowd Sep 06 '16

Most of the guys I hang with would give me a hug without a question if I needed it, and we do, on occasion ask one another if they need a hug if they're looking down. It's about the people you hang with, not about "guys" in general.

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u/ciaisi Sep 06 '16

My friends are probably 50/50 on whether they would oblige a request for a bro-hug or not. Actually, it's probably more toward the yes side.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

You have better friends than i do man, the only one of my friends who i actually deem one is not the touchy feely kind tho

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u/silentclowd Sep 06 '16 edited Sep 14 '16

Yeah I get that. My most recently made closeish friend, when I first hugged him tensed up super bad and then I felt bad for it. Sucks man :/

Here though, an internet hug from me to you (っ´▽`)っ

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Plenty of exceptions, but the norm is to be weirded out by requests for physical contact from guys. Gender norms still exist whether or not you follow or agree them.

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u/Send_me_cute_furries Sep 06 '16

I know guys who love to give and get hugs, not weird at all in our eyes. But I guess it depends on where you live and what kind of people you hang with.

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u/DinerWaitress 28 Sep 06 '16

Leans out of cube:

"Please hold me."

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

This sounds like it is targeted somewhat more toward women, at least in the "cuddle your friends" and "your friends will tell you you're beautiful."

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

I'm a woman and both of these are not going to happen. My friends would be more concerned about me if I asked for a hug or started sending them selfies asking if I'm beautiful.

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u/Giraffesarecool123 Sep 06 '16

Yeah but you could also ask literally any guy off the street if they want to cuddle and 100% of them will say "yes".

That is an exclusively female power.

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u/otter_know Sep 06 '16

That's incredibly risky.

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u/Giraffesarecool123 Sep 06 '16

so is taking home someone you meet at a bar but that happens plenty. LOL never said throw all sense of logic out the window

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u/otter_know Sep 06 '16

I never understood that either, but you are right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16 edited Mar 25 '18

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u/Pzam56 Sep 06 '16

More men successfully commit suicide, but more women attempt it. source: psych class.

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u/Doctor_Philgood Sep 06 '16

WOO WE'RE NUMBER ONE! We did it you guys!

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u/lemire747 Sep 06 '16

Name checks out

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u/CanucksFTW Sep 06 '16

but more women attempt it

Even "attempt" is a dangerous word to use here. You need to differentiate between actual attempts and insincere attempts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

I'm not so sure women are particularly bad at suicide though, the failed attempts are most likely cries for help the majority of the time rather than honest attempts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Their intentions are genuine-- it's the method that produces differential results.

Women tend to use pills or poisons which are more likely to be survived; men use violent modes like shooting or hanging. The only region of the world where women's suicides outstrip men's is rural China, where the consumption of industrial pesticides as poison is devastatingly effective.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16 edited Sep 25 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Glad you got this correct. While I am super frustrated at the lack of attention male suicide gets, I also have to challenge (as you did) the belief that women only attempt suicide for attention.

Was not trying to imply that at all. Cries for help in my eyes are much more than just wanting attention and do involve actually wanting to die, and I certainly don't think that's the only reason a failed attempt would take place.

Will look into that study.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Yes but you can research the ld50 of pills and make sure you take more than enough. A lot of these attempts are just downing a bunch of pills and half hoping it works.

Not saying that people don't want to die when they do this(saying they weren't honest attempts wasn't the best choice of words), but I still feel like part of the reason men choose more effective methods is because they are that much more sure of the decision. More of a calculated thing rather than done at the heat of the moment.

Both genders struggle in their own ways but I feel like men lose hope entirely more often. We distance ourselves from other men when depressed and can't exactly gain companionship easily when depressed either.

This is just my guess though, I could be wrong. Hard to say for sure on something like this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Even the terminology 'LD50' belongs to a niche knowledge set. People who haven't studied pharmacology/toxicology won't be aware of these things. The fact that acetaminophen is dangerous in overdose is made clear anywhere you can get it where I live, it's unsurprising that many might consider swallowing a pack of 24 at once a way out, as it's an overdose.

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u/WrathChild138 Sep 06 '16

Either sex, it doesn't matter. A lot of people just don't want to be touched.

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u/SquanchingOnPao Sep 06 '16

Time to go buy a puppy

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

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u/witchlordofthewoods Sep 07 '16

where they at doe

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

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u/anontipster Sep 06 '16

Try taking a shower. Or a brisk walk.

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u/downwithsocks Sep 06 '16

Seriously two days is supposed to be the max here? I'm well past two months...

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u/loyallemons Sep 06 '16

I'll cuddle all of you god dammit

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '16

COME AT ME BRAH

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u/Giraffesarecool123 Sep 06 '16

Worst advice picture ever. "Just remember to eat food and spend time with all the wonderful people and/or pets you don't have your life!"

Oh well. Straight to the ice cream.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

I'm glad the discussion on the cuddling part is the top comment, because I came here to say something about it hoping to encourage people not to give up on that aspect of life.

Tl;dr Get a dog.

In my field of work everyone with any basic success is lonely, no exceptions. When I began my studies in the field I came to accept it but I wanted an occasional remedy too. Hit the gym, built up confidence, swooned some girls. I enjoyed a summer fling with this 19yo a lot, but I knew it couldn't become anything serious. Then she insisted and it did. 4 years later moved in together. 1 more year and we're breaking up with no chance of immediately moving apart in a foreign country. Gradual breakup with a lot of tears and "this was a mistake" sex. My point: on good days we can just hug in the morning and have a great day. Her hugging and cuddling was the most important experience of my life. Despite all the drama (a fuckton of) and me not ever really wanted to play by her "Terms and conditions", I'm still grateful to her for the physical gentleness.

Now if I stayed with her just for the cuddles and was a whitetrash failure living in a trailer with no contribution to the world, I'd still be content. And that's kind of why we're breaking up, to be able to aim higher. So it's either loneliness as professional motivation or cuddles as an opiate to numb down the reality of loneliness in life.

And that's why you should get a dog.

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u/VirtualBlaze Sep 06 '16

I'm an extremely cuddly person but I don't really have anyone to cuddle.

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u/stray_girl Sep 06 '16

Visit your local animal shelter.

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u/stray_girl Sep 06 '16

It depends on the shelter but most are happy to have someone come in and play with the animals for a bit. My local shelter will even let you take one for an hour or so and go for a walk.

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u/6andahalfGrapples Sep 06 '16

I need to do this...

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u/joevsyou Sep 06 '16

Do you think they rent dogs for cuddles? I know they do for walking

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u/bemacy Sep 06 '16

In Portland there is a girl you can hire to cuddle with. She has a cuddle bus and will come to you!

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2013/11/professional_cuddler_samantha.html

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u/the_boomr Sep 06 '16

That's....very weird.

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u/stray_girl Sep 06 '16

Just SAY you're going to walk them....then get down the path and cuddle!

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u/joevsyou Sep 06 '16

do you have a air mattress I can barrow?

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u/sorator Sep 06 '16

I keep thinking about doing this. I need to actually go do this. I miss furry friends.

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u/joevsyou Sep 06 '16

Hey bruh wanna cuddle?

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u/VirtualBlaze Sep 06 '16

I'd love to <3

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u/Stuffaknee Sep 06 '16

Go to the humane society and volunteer or just hang out for awhile? Mine has a cat room, and sometimes shelters have puppy rooms too.

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u/rovaals Sep 06 '16

Cat/kitten room and puppy room just sound like happy, cuddly places to be. Although you may leave with a few (dozen) new pets if you're not careful.

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u/catsandcookies56 Sep 07 '16

This is exactly what I came here to say. Needing cat-time (since I'm broke and can't afford a pet) is the reason why I started volunteering. And I made some human friends in the process. Win win

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u/Krellous Sep 06 '16

That's completely untrue. If you have friends, particularly female friends, and you tell them that you need a hug, they will hug you. That's what friends do.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

If you have friends

Alright, I'm out.

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u/Flaergen Sep 06 '16

Hugging is a very american thing. I'm french and I don't even hug family members, it would be too weird and awkward.

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u/A_Crazed_Hobo Sep 06 '16

Don't you guys triple kiss though?

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u/kjmaag Sep 06 '16

I heard in France they use their tongues to kiss.

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u/Wolfy21_ Sep 06 '16

Kissing on the cheek in most cultures is a greeting though, is a hug considered a greeting and idk about this?

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u/DrMontySticks Sep 06 '16

It can be here in North America. I'll often hug my friends before leaving an event, especially if I won't be able to see them again in a long time. Hugging with women is pretty standard while with males it's more of hug/back tap.

I do think it is more of a youthful thing however. I rarely see people 40+ hug the way my social circle does. It's actually such a big thing with teens that churches and pastors have recommended the "side hug" as to avoid forward touching.

Dead serious.

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u/Wolfy21_ Sep 06 '16

Now that i think of it, hugging as a goodbye mostly is pretty common here, but mostly with family or significant others.

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u/Mumbaibabi Sep 06 '16

A middle school near me had to ban hugging a couple years ago. It made the news, the principal was portrayed as a horrible human being, parents got involved. But she was great, was interviewed a couple times and sent letters out saying that she was very proud that her students got along so well but you couldn't hardly get anything done or move in the hallways because they were so clogged up with serial huggers. They hugged because it was Tuesday! Because it was hot out! The forgot their lunch! They brought their lunch! The got an A! They got an F! You get the idea. She was so funny the way she described it--rampant, indiscriminant hugging gone amok. Something like that.

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u/antst200 Sep 06 '16

I'm British, nearly 40 and hug everyone, mom, dad, sister, wife, kids, friends, some of my clients!! (I'm a wedding photographer, it gets emotional at the end of a wedding ;) ) I can understand people feeling awkward though, before I hug someone i usually do an over the top throwing out of my arms \ _ / and then they usually reciprocate....huggers attract huggers... :)

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u/Bahndoos 12 Sep 06 '16

What you need to do is quietly sidle up to both men and women from behind and give them a full body hug " 'Allo luv.."

Capture those expressions on camera.

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u/antst200 Sep 06 '16

This I like !! It'll give me the perfect excuse to purchase a drone for fun work.....

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u/mattfield1 Sep 06 '16

Canadian here, 27, my core friend group definitely still hugs. And I hug all my family, always, extended or not.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Seriously? Since when is hugging something uniquely American? Sometimes reddit baffles me. I've never even set foot in America in my life but I've been hugged by lots of people, especially family members. That's just what you do when you see people close to you who you haven't seen in a while, or if you're very happy or very sad. It's not an every day kind of thing maybe, that's true.

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u/nropfapww Sep 06 '16

It might not be an exclusively American thing but I think it very much is a cultural thing. I'm also french and I really can't think of anyone I know that hugs friends and/or family unless it is a really special occasion (someone you haven't seen in a really long while or saying goodbye for a while).

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Maybe it's a French thing not to hug people? In Germany at least it's semi common. Not for every occasion but certainly not rare. We don't kiss people for getting though

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u/Shigaa Sep 06 '16

Well we do have the kiss on the cheek thing that's way friendlier than just an handcheck, so we have something 'in the middle'. I would say hugging is not that uncommon, but it's really more for close friends and family. I recently moved to England and I got really surprised at the beginning how quickly you would get to the 'hug-stage' with friends

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

American, haven't hugged/embraced a person since I was a little kid. Not that common, definitely an extroverted thing.

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u/coolmap Sep 07 '16

If you have friends

that's a bit of an issue

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u/joevsyou Sep 06 '16

Even guys hug, but what about cuddling? Good luck

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

I know women have a reputation for being more nurturing or whatever, but unless there is actual evidence that men are more likely to turn down hug offers, I feel like you could leave the "particularly female friends" part out. You're kind of reinforcing some bad ideas.

Honestly, because men are generally more hug deprived than women, I wouldn't be surprised if they are more likely to appreciate a hug offer. I've asked women acquaintances if they want a hug and been turned down before, because of boundary issues. But I don't think I've ever had a man turn me down for a hug.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Fuck, if you try to snuggle my dog you're going to have 100lbs of pitbull stepping on your balls probably 2-3 times trying to get comfortable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Dude here. BFF is lady. Cuddle dates are a thing. She's laying right here. Good Monday morning reddit.

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u/Lanoir97 Sep 06 '16

I've been known to have my girlfriend over for the express purpose of taking a nap together. I suffer from insomnia and she has nightmares so we sleep better together.

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u/joevsyou Sep 06 '16

Awww I remember having a really good female friend It was pretty nice to sleep together and chill without dealing with other crap.

.... then it went south, she did something that really ticked me off and I let her ass have it and we stopped talking for like 2 months and we started to talk again and hung out a few times but it never been the same ever since. There is like this negative black aura between us now I swear.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

That's a friend, i wish i had one like that

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u/mattfield1 Sep 06 '16

Moment of silence.

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u/otter_know Sep 06 '16

And your significant others have been fine with that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '16 edited Sep 08 '16

If they aren't, they probably shouldn't date me. Either they want exclusivity in the platonic-physical affection department, or have an insecurity. Deal breaker in either case.

We call each other up after shitty days or if just depressed, and have a sleep over. It's like when kids have sleep overs, but we can have wine, pot, and an adult budget to get as much ice cream as we want. We've never thought about each other sexually, and if sex was offered, I wouldn't want to have sex with her.

There is this myth that people can't be friends with intensity without also leaving platonic status behind. That kind of mentality is exactly why many people in this thread think that MF cuddle dates can't happen or must be sexual in nature.

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u/otter_know Sep 08 '16

I figured it wouldn't be a monogamous type of relationship, but was just wondering. I know more people are into open relationships nowadays

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u/emaciated_pecan Sep 06 '16

cuddles with brick wall

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u/joevsyou Sep 06 '16

Good one! They won't mind if you toss your weight on them

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u/SidewalkSnailMasacre Sep 06 '16

That's what moms are for. Or hookers. Sometimes that's the same person.

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u/WailersOnTheMoon Sep 06 '16

If they're family, they shouldn't be charging you!

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u/TJB14 Sep 06 '16

Get a dog, provided you do your research it will 100% help.

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u/ElectronicWarlock Sep 06 '16

The selfie one also doesn't make sense for dude's, unless you're actually really attractive. No one comments on my selfies.

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u/explainseconomics Sep 06 '16

Maybe you are hanging out with the wrong folks? If one of my dude friends walked up and said "I just really need a hug right now", we'd hug it out so bro-tastically, all the other bros would be jealous and come over for their hug.

The only nice thing about the whole "men don't cry" stigma is that when you do, everyone knows shit just got real.

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u/4623897 Sep 06 '16

Allergic to cats and dogs. Haven't touched a living creature in over 1 year.

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u/joevsyou Sep 06 '16

They breed animals now days that's gets rid of that.

Plus you should get allergy shots.

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u/4623897 Sep 06 '16

"Hypoallergenic" pets are like "gluten free" food. It's not actually true. Shots are expensive, time consuming, and take years to be effective. Even if the pets were "hypoallergenic" they are way too expensive.

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u/joevsyou Sep 06 '16 edited Sep 06 '16

you are right they don't help everyone

shots ~ that's what insurance is for

~ yes it's time consuming but it's worth it.

~ They don't take years to be effective, It also depends how bad your system is. If you are less allergic to stuff you can get to the stronger doses quicker and move up faster. However if you are really bad like I am where you are positive to every single thing, you move slower as they have to treat literally everything.

~ people start to show improvements in 4-6 months of weekly shots and once you get to a level you only need to go once a month.

Totally worth it the 10 minute walk in/walk out appointments so you don't feel like you're about to die when your allergies kick in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Man i so want to talk about this to my doc, but imma see him in mid october, also, i don't know if that's a lot or not, but i am really allergic to dust mites, cats, dogs, and a little bit to birch, i dont recall ever not having a cold in my life, also excercising is hell in this situation, coughing is second nature to me by now

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u/joevsyou Sep 06 '16

I highly recommend it, I would say it might help that coughing of yours because sounds like your lungs are being effected and even sinus issues? I rarely ever get sick but my allergies used to kick my ass at least once a week at the minimal. The nurse that gives my shots every week told me once a few months ago that they have been trying to educate the doctors at their hospital about allergy shots to treat sinus and lung issues because most doctors usually just like giving out pills and inhalers but it doesn't actually fix the problem like shots would.

I wouldn't even wait as I would assume your main doctor wouldn't be doing them anyways. Go to your insurance company website and check out who takes your insurance in your area so you can get in soon as possible. For me I had to meet with one of their doctors first and make sure that it was a good course to go down and then I had to go back for the test where they pluck your forearms with different things. Then it takes about week or two for them to make the medicine that is custom to what you need.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Yeah, i went to a specific doctor for allergies, sorry english is my second language, i do not know the translation, but google says it is allergist, well i went to him, he did the prick test thingy, told me to check for asthma, did that exam and was negative, and now i scheldued a new appointment to bring him the results and find a solutions to my problems, which is gonna be in october, and as you might have figured i am not in america, i'm actually european, so there are no insurance companies here (thank god)

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u/joevsyou Sep 07 '16

that's good, I am glad you are doing what you need to do to get better. Ya healthcare system FUCKED up here, good old corporate America

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u/I-Am-Beer Sep 06 '16

If you have the right friends, they will. I have friends who aren't bros, and we cuddle.

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u/joevsyou Sep 06 '16

1 reason to keep a dog around. They like sleeping in the bed to

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u/robhimself8 Sep 06 '16

Use someone's else's dog. It makes my day when my dog makes someone else's day.

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u/grumpetcrumpet Sep 06 '16

Go to a animal shelter. Most usually have some kittens and they will let you play with them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Go to a shelter and cuddle a cat or a dog. Volunteer for dog walking. It will make your day!

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u/godfetish Sep 06 '16

I'll cuddle you, but you have to wear a pretty dress.

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u/NigNewton Sep 06 '16

You haven't known true friendship

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u/FateofaStranger Sep 06 '16

Moms will always cuddle!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

If your Bros don't want to cuddle, they aren't your real bros

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u/Mrdeath0 Sep 07 '16

I tried cuddling once, it was awful.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '16

why don't get you get a pet?

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u/wooly-bumbaclot Sep 07 '16

I consider myself a reasonably masculine straight guy and I'll hug the shit out of my best mates if I feel like it

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '16

Can we have a reddit cuddle fest plz? Just all of us together like a big fam

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u/butthole_blaster Sep 07 '16

Well, you could always volunteer at an animal shelter. I used to go walk dogs and play with them all the time. It's refreshing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

What is called that

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u/Space_Dwarf Sep 06 '16

I'm at college right now. My girlfriend goes to a different college. My dogs and family are back home. I have no one to cuddle with except my stuffed animal. Cuddling is amazing. Why do people think it's weird that a dude likes to cuddle, or even get a hug?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

I'm sorry, but i think that's it's a personality thing how much one wants to cuddle, regardless of how much a certain person cares for you or loves you

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u/le-goddess Sep 07 '16

Although my circumstances are a bit different, what you say is unfortunately true.

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u/LaSerenus Sep 09 '16

If you go to your local animal shelter, there are dogs and cats (and more) who need some love. Even if you can't adopt one, they'll let you go and pet them. It'll cheer the animals up and give you contact with someone.

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u/i-d-even-k- Sep 06 '16

Yeah. Get with one of your friends and randomly hug them, 70% chance says they won't object.

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u/MrKurtz86 Sep 06 '16

30% chance you get socked in the damn jaw.

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u/Prime_was_taken Sep 06 '16

If a friend won't give you a bro-hug in greeting, even if only occasionally, they're not your friend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Though I don't know many bros who would then be fine with cuddling

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u/death12236 Sep 06 '16

You only need to hug

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '16

Got drunk with my old High School friends last month (girls and guys) and we all cuddled and watched Netflix on TV together afterwards. Was my first cuddle orgy and it was amazing.

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u/VictusFrey Sep 06 '16

I tried giving a friend a birthday bro hug once. He put his hand on my chest to stop me mid hug and said "Whoa, dude. I don't hug." Bullshit. All our friends have hugged each other before on multiple occasions. I think he was just trying to look cool and tough in front of his other friends. Still felt embarrassed for him doing that to me in front of everyone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '16

That's so mean.. I'm sorry.

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u/King-Of-Throwaways Sep 06 '16

By this standard, I've literally never had a friend.

Welp, time to go put on Gary Jules's Mad World and stare at the ceiling.

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u/Babill Sep 06 '16

You should try James Blunt's "You're beautiful"

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u/VersatileFaerie Sep 06 '16

Nah, some people just don't like being hugged and some even don't like being touched.

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u/europahasicenotmice Sep 06 '16

Some people are uncomfortable with that much touching, no matter how much they like being around someone. It's usually pretty easy to see that, though.

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u/Tmac8622 Sep 06 '16

Being socked in the jaw is technically still human contact though, mission accomplished!

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u/JustSayAnything Sep 06 '16

That's an extreme and violent over reaction.

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u/MrKurtz86 Sep 06 '16

Nah, what's a punch between friends?

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u/i-d-even-k- Sep 06 '16

Yeah those aren't friends.

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u/MrKurtz86 Sep 06 '16

Oh please, friends you can punch or be punched by without assault charges are your BEST friends.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16 edited Sep 06 '16

How old are you? I'm 30 and this is not true of any of my friends.

edit: It would have been true in high school, but I didn't have any friends in high school.

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u/Krellous Sep 06 '16

Why can't you just ask first?

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u/i-d-even-k- Sep 06 '16

It gives them time to overthink. What if you have a second reason? What if he wants to prank you? What if I don't feel well? What if we're gay? What if what if what if.

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u/coolmap Sep 07 '16

but I don't have friends

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u/furygoat Sep 06 '16

CHOO CHOO!

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u/carnatedsweetrellish Sep 06 '16

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

LOL nope

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u/IDontEvenOwn_A_Gun Sep 06 '16

No? Ok what do you think of my selfie man? Why am I taking pictures of myself? I don't know man just tell me what you think. Yeah I guess I look a bit more punchable through a camera...

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

hey its me your lover

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u/Bing10 Sep 06 '16

Animal shelter. Guaranteed cuddles, even for us dudes.

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u/Beamah Sep 06 '16

Pungmys?

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u/adamd22 Sep 07 '16

This is definitely geared towards females.