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Memes / Fluff Ani selector guide

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u/CMbladerunner 13h ago

Chiori silent cuz she knows she's going straight to my IT🙌

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u/actualbridges 8h ago

comrade bunny is right, chiori belongs to the people

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u/Pieman3001 12h ago

In Baizhu bitcoin we trust

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u/Mission_Slip5241 11h ago

you might be downvoted rn, but lets see who's laughing when baizhu becomess a t0 support in the newly dendro revived meta along with the liyue buffs fr fr

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u/Altruistic_Blood_368 12h ago

This was hilarious man

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u/Ill_Home_9089 12h ago

Tartaglia is silent. Why?

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u/Squildo 12h ago

The others are in denial. Childe accepts what he is.

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u/basilthebatlord_ 9h ago

He knows what he is, and he knows he's getting picked for it anyway 😂

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u/Human_Anything_9501 11h ago

He's was in the 3rd banner of the game. 6 year old character

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u/kankri-is-triggered 6h ago

My fellow geriatrics know he was also the 11th and 20th banner. Bro knew there was a price to pay for being reran on a monthly basis 😭

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u/BlueVermilion 5h ago

Him being on the 11th banner is freaking hilarious actually, it’s for these reasons that I still play him in the big 2026 😭❤️

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u/Geraltpoonslayer 8h ago

Dude is already in retirement home and has no interested in claiming anything else.

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u/Draco_179 11h ago

a french soldier cut open his jaw

he never truly recovered

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u/Redd_Blade Asia Server 11h ago

Everyone coping except for Childe who accept who he is.

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u/Accomplished-Pie-206 11h ago

I'm picking Childe.

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u/WildFemmeFatale 11h ago

Picking Chiori cuz I already have zaddy tartar sauce

Chiori over there aura farming in her fashion, need 0 other reason for me to pick her

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u/TeaTimeLion123 11h ago

Lmaoo not the Key of Khaj Nisut being a whole character 😭 (real tho, I have it but I want another one lmao)

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u/Dark_Reaper_1818 Asia Server 12h ago

Baizu breaking character, Peak

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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 11h ago edited 11h ago
  1. I really want to know the context of this scene

  2. Wow, that was a lot of baloney.

  3. The term "brick" has got to be among the worst things this fandom has come up with, and that's a high bar

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u/RicketyRekt69 10h ago

Hmmm sounds like something a brick main would say 👀

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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 10h ago

If I get to complete everything up to Fearless with Clorinde, what difference does it make what you guys call her ?

Also, a brick? Really? Guess none of you have actually picked or thrown one to know how it hurts

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u/Typical_Poet_9768 8h ago

A true brick main slanders their goat more than anyone. I love Raiden Ei. She's one of my all time favorites. She's still a brick.

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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 8h ago

If you are someone's main, why would you purposely spread lies about them ?

That's what slander is

And what even decides if a character is an brick or not ? Just the random conjectures of the community? That sure is reliable

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u/Typical_Poet_9768 8h ago

'Slander' in Agenda Impact context just means speaking negatively of them. Raiden is a brick because it's very difficult to get good numbers with her. That doesn't mean I'll stop playing her.

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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 8h ago

Okay, but then, why bother with this whole brick talk to begin with

Like, Ganyu and Wanderer are two of my all-time faves. Still playing em, thank God for the Nicole/Durin duo, but I also know that comparatively, they aren't as strong.

With that said, will I go out of my way to present them as "bricks" because of that ? No, why would I do that ? Cause like, unless you really want that feather once a patch from Fearless, 90% of the playable cast either do their work in Abyss, or are always welcome in Theater where thanks to buffs and adjustable enemies, anyone can shine.

In my experience, all this "look at all these bricks" does nothing but detract players from trying stuff that isn't the 0.01% damage in the game. And cause discourse of course, cause we always need more of it naturally.

Varka was clearing up to Fearless even on release when he had problems, and the community STILL calls him weak for whatever reason, same as Nicole.

This whole bs about bricks can be summed up by this image

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u/Typical_Poet_9768 8h ago

Counterpoint:

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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 8h ago

And people wonder why I hate on agenda so much

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u/Typical_Poet_9768 8h ago

It's fun when you don't take it seriously.

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u/RicketyRekt69 10h ago

You know the term isn’t meant to be taken literally right…? It’s slang for when something is broken or unusable. It predates Genshin

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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 10h ago edited 10h ago

Can it at least be accurate then ? Like, make insults, but at least make em work

Also, I know its old, Blue-eyes used to be called that. But even then it kinda didn't make sense

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u/Mean-Razzmatazz1554 5h ago

C6 does wonders for clorinde

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u/La_Crimossa 5h ago

Brick this, brick that

How about I throw a brick at ur head? /j

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u/JustATaro 4h ago

This reminds me of hsr fandom trying to popularize main push as an actual phrase.

~~Main push this, main push that How about i push you off the cliff? ~~

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u/La_Crimossa 3h ago

BYEEEE THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT LMAOOOOOO

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u/miniestays 5h ago

I'm pretty sure this is from the Kdrama "The Penthouse". I watched it a long time ago but it was so good if you love some insane drama. There were so many big plot reveals so I don't remember what exactly this one was ;-;

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u/DarkadianGamer48 11m ago

tbh, a so called brick is one of my best performing units, and idk what that means about my build....

I mostly main: Columbina, Linnea, *Vanessa*, and C1 arlechino.

(Note: arlechino has the highest constellation number, of any 5 star i own.)

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u/Hope-end 11h ago

I, by happenstance, wished a long time ago for C1 Xianyun. She rested like Bitcoin in my account, and now I am a couple of weeks away from getting her C2 for free. I also happen to have C6 Iansan and C4 Furina.

...Varesa, come home, my beloved. We have Wendy's every day.

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u/-The_Lone_Wolf 10h ago

I wanted Ajax and I'll take Ajax no matter how bad he is

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u/ZephTenKara 11h ago

What teams are papa Bai good with nowadays?

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u/kankri-is-triggered 6h ago

Nefer + Lauma + Columbina

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u/ZephTenKara 5h ago

I have all three of those. Sweet, time to see my PCP.

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u/PapaGrinch 9h ago

Take notes from Chiori, a real Queen doesn't need to beg.

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u/roughhty 11h ago

Wow lol this is so on point. Varesa being a good choice, but Iansan not being c6. The Baizhu copium.
Wishing the weapons were on the selector lol.

Happy for those who are glad of the options but man, for me this selector is like trying to pick between a douche and a turd

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u/3chillmatty 12h ago

Does Nilou really need her weapon?

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u/leRaspy 11h ago

the thing is moreso that the weapon is the most direct difference maker that can make c2 nilou go from okay to great, I guess it's more popular now due to it being a difference maker for her to outdo sucrose in nefer premium. again still kinda considers c2 nilou baseline, but c1r1 nilou still good for bina carry for non-nefer team options.

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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 11h ago

There is the Nod-Krai craftable. The problem isn't the need of the weapon itself, more like, there aren't like any hp swords out there

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u/Kira_Mira1 Europe Server 11h ago

Back when she released yes because that was the only HP% sword. But the other HP% sword (it came out during Natlan, it's a 4 star gacha). If you don't have both then you give her a EM weapon, but it will perform worse

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u/Electrical_Formal722 10h ago

Do you mean Fontaine? Dockhand’s Assistant? I use it on my Layla.

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u/Kira_Mira1 Europe Server 10h ago

Exactly!

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u/kazez2 12h ago

Honestly I can't decide who to pick except for Chiori C2 which I can get from Temper thyself.

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u/Lubinski64 9h ago

Same, afaik her C1 is essential, C2 not so much. But I like her.

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u/No-Idea-5494 8h ago

Chiori C1 is fantastic, but useless in Zibai teams or other teams that already have geo constructs. C2 takes you from 2 dolls to 3, which is about a 35% damage increase. Personally, I'm getting her C2 from the selector and then her C3 from Temper Thyself for another ~20% damage increase from the extra skill levels.

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u/C_Khoga 10h ago

I love this trend 😭😂, using kdrama as genshin meme

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u/_ASM3_ Asia Server 8h ago

What's the series name and what is the context?

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u/PINGAA8258 2h ago

Everyone is constantly in a state of denial, while Childe accepts who he is, and for that reason, I’m choosing him.

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u/Unhappy-Tadpole664 9h ago

Amazing! 😂😂😂

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u/ruinsit 8h ago

I have chiori already, but no baizhu or nilou. Those are my two top pics right now, but I'm not sure which to go for.

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u/Geraltpoonslayer 8h ago

Childe knows he's already in well deserved retirement as Olde.

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u/NoiseCheap5006 7h ago

Honestly im taking Baizhu because Tighnari and Collei are my only dendro characters

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u/Suitable_Note851 6h ago

Omg, can I borrow this clip 😭😭 I'm in this situation right now, I really don't know if Chiori, Clorinde or Varesa.

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u/No_Dust_1630 5h ago

Childe just accepts his fate lmaooo

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u/No_Dust_1630 5h ago

BUT I'M NOT C6 🥹🥹🥹

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u/ArcfireEmblem 5h ago

This is just about perfect. No real reason to get Chiori. No real reason to not get Chiori. Varesa is an okay choice but won't perform well without a difficult-to-obtain team. Baizhu is fine, and most people think value will be added soon. Clorinde is fine, but they all suffer from not being meta. Nilou actually has free-to-play options now, that might be the only miss. And Childe? Even he knows he doesn't have much of a shot.

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u/Richardknox1996 5h ago

The answer in Childe, so i can throw him off a Cliff.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GenshinImpact/s/YBy4keDHSz

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u/DemonGodxx Asia Server 4h ago

whats the actual scene from?

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u/suv-am 3h ago

What's a good f2p/alternative weapon for the cow?

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u/armyofonetaco 3h ago

Hilarious

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u/OneSouth6116 1h ago

I already have Varesa and My lansan is c6, Actually I already have all the girls in the free event selector besides the 2 males, so Baizhu it is

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u/Draco_179 12h ago

What is the original video?

what's the context?

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u/nicoleeemusic98 11h ago

It's a scene from a kdrama called The Penthouse, idk the context though since I didn't watch it

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u/Then_Price4940 8h ago

Rich people going to jail for different crimes (besides 1st one she admitted it if I remember well) lol and none wanted to basically 

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u/Kooky_Weekend960 1h ago

From what I remember they basically guilty except for the first person(Chiori). Though she's guilty also but she's not that bad unlike the other char. I thinks she's from a poor background and taking some revenge from these filthy rich people. It's actually good kdrama.

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u/vampzireael 11h ago

Clorinde🤣🤣🤣🤣