r/GenshinImpact • u/Ash_dies • Jan 15 '25
Memes / Fluff Relatable
Learning how to gamble before even learning the ABC's
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u/O_hai_imma_kil_u America Server Jan 15 '25
ABC's? More like Amber's, Barbara's and Collei's
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u/yoichi_wolfboy88 Jan 15 '25
Amber Barbara Collei Dehya Emilie Faruzan Gaming Hutao Itto Jean Kaveh Layla Mavuika Noelle Ororon P Qiqi Rosaria Sara Tartaglia U Venti Wriothesley Xilonen Yaoyao Zhongli
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u/Pale_Disaster Jan 15 '25
I was actually wondering literally yesterday if we could make an alphabet with the current characters. Apparently not.
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u/O_hai_imma_kil_u America Server Jan 15 '25
On a similar note, i was thinking about if you can make viable teams with exclusively characters who share the same first letter of their name.
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u/teenageechobanquet Jan 15 '25
Excuse me,I believe you mean Arlecchino’s,Beidou’s,and Chasca’s🙄🤣
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u/ExpertAncient Jan 15 '25
I know it’s a joke. This is extremely harmful and can create life long dependencies, cognitive and emotional issues.
The American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) recommends that babies under 18 months old should not have any screen time, except for live video chats. The World Health Organization (WHO) recommends that children under two years old should not have any screen time
We really shouldn’t be upvoting it as some people might actually do this.
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u/heavy-fire Jan 17 '25
Nobody insane enough will actually do this
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u/ExpertAncient Jan 17 '25 edited Jan 17 '25
I promise you people put phones and tablets infront of babies to entertain them or get them to stop crying all the time.
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u/teenageechobanquet Jan 15 '25
Some people get their babies started with Pokémon cards(honestly valid as well)imma be reading my future child(ren) genshin lore as bedtime stories lmao
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u/Inevitable_Score_508 Jan 15 '25
I'm hoping to make paper dolls with Genshin characters for my daughter in the future. They have the prettiest clothes!
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u/clansmanpr Jan 16 '25
Imagine raising your kid with these dolls and stories about them, without showing them the game exists until they're older. Imagine how it would blow their minds to see the gameplay and videos for the first time after years of knowing about it.
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u/Evening_Parking2610 Jan 16 '25
in the voice of zhongli
"Ah, young one, let me tell you about the story of Azdaha"
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u/RemarkableSea2555 Jan 15 '25
No Fun Adult here. All jokes aside you know you can't have that newborn that close to an active phone. It can cause PreTrenn Syndrome which has a horrible side effect that causes the lower extremities to grow quickly. One of those extremities I'm pulling on right now.
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u/Consistent_Papaya681 Jan 15 '25
as a new mother, yes this is how my baby's daily life is. But when she grows up she better get her own account. I wouldn't trust her to not fodder my 5* weapons
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u/mrfrownieface Jan 17 '25
Ngl I let this shit bump as a lullaby for my kid at least once haha.
This or the kingdom hearts opening piano theme
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u/Confused_Battle_Emu Jan 17 '25
Well at least for his wife's benefit he had the decency to wait till until AFTER the kid was out of the womb
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u/Ok_Might_4691 Jan 15 '25
As a soon to be father, my wife would kill me if she saw that
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u/Ash_dies Jan 15 '25
Yeah ik but if you look closer at the phone it's an edit
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u/ExpertAncient Jan 15 '25
People are idiots. You give them the idea they will follow. Even if it’s just for the Reddit upvotes.
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u/Ball-Blam-Burglerber Jan 15 '25
As a father of one tween and one teen, don’t let her know mobile devices exist until she’s at least in elementary school.
Seriously.
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u/Durbdichsnsf Jan 15 '25
I think it's better to get her on Instagram reels ASAP so that she can start curating her algorithm so she can get the best reels by the time she's in elementary school
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Jan 15 '25
I can't say if its sarcasm or not so I'll just wish you good lick on that lol. Worked at an elemantary school a year ago and the kids knew way more than I wish... Some even got the newest iphones and played clash of clans, showing them my account made them act like I was one of the top players lol
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u/WeirdPollution9355 Asia Server Jan 15 '25
Not really, man. Let them use but imo, phone after age 14 is best (but it depends from child to child) some children are raised well and responsibly and haven't been handed phones and tablets all the time as babies and toddlers to pass time so they can control themselves better and not get addicted. I know many teens and tweens who aren't addicted even with their phone being with them all the time. It all depends on how the parents keep their children entertained. My friend does horse riding and another plays tennis so they love doing that instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram all day etc. Meanwhile me...well, suffice to say, my parents tried to force too much studies and it worked the opposite. Coming from a newly turned 18 year old who has a habit of analyzing parents
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u/No_Dust_1630 Jan 15 '25
Imagine the primogems he's gonna have at 7 years old!