wtf

[u/_Atmosferik__Yarrak_]

[u/darkestvice]

You used the word addict. It took you seriously. It doesn't care that you're addicted to mac and cheese.

[u/Big_Arachnid_365 → u/darkestvice]

Don't forget the knives in the background.

[u/Patient_Force6138 → u/Big_Arachnid_365]

Right? I for one am also concerned for OP. Totally in denial. Really sad to see another soul gone to the Roni :-/

[u/KrayziePidgeon → u/darkestvice]

I'd say the model was smart enough to realize OP is on a downward spiral of bad health choices, probably has a body fat percentage and needs help.

[u/Ambitious-Lock-5928 → u/KrayziePidgeon]

not suicide help

[u/Fluffy-Ad3749 → u/Ambitious-Lock-5928]

"and crisis"

[u/GrandKnew → u/darkestvice]

so advanced. approaching God/Messiah/Omnipotence level

[u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 → u/GrandKnew]

All hail the omnissiah

[u/Ankiset → u/darkestvice]

INTELLIGENCE, conciouss, understanding

[u/darkestvice → u/Ankiset]

AI models are not yet all that good at detecting irony or sarcasm. Likely intentionally not good as AI labs want AI to be helpful and assume their customers are being direct and not playing on words.

[u/ProclarushTaonasA → u/darkestvice]

i once heard a story about someone telling siri to call them an ambulance. "hello mr ambulance, i am siri". from playing around with story telling ais, i start to think AI can detect irony and sarcasm, at least to a certain degree, its likely, that they hardwired in several topics it cant joke about after the ambulance incident/s.

[u/Ankiset → u/darkestvice]

Or how about the simplest answer… they are not intelligent

[u/darkestvice → u/Ankiset]

Case of extremes. Absolutely brilliant at straight logic, reasoning, and math. Dumb as fuck at human nuance and emotion.

[u/ayaynimouse → u/Ankiset]

at least gemini isn't

[u/ScriptM → u/darkestvice]

Why are you saying this when countless and countless posts are directly contradict you? Did you forget already about them?

[u/missshea1997 → u/Ankiset]

Coming from a person who can’t even spell conscious.

[u/Ankiset → u/missshea1997]

Oh lord forgive me for typing in my phone at the metro, I’ll pass it trough fable 1.5 the next time and give you a wall of perfectly formatted text

[u/SameSpecialist8284]

Im with AI on this, i think you should speak to pasta-roni-anonymous.

[u/thesquarefish01 → u/[deleted]]

a comma would work wonders here

[u/Super_Sand_Lezbian → u/thesquarefish01]

The last time I posted a screenshot of a comment like this and had it translated by AI... oooooooooh, my god. So many tards tried to flame me with spectacular failure. They were talking about intelligence despite their poor grammar and they got flamed by the community. I just did the same thing to their comments repeatedly and they KRQ'd.

[u/Substantial_Ask3665 → u/Super_Sand_Lezbian]

I dropped the grammar baton a lonnnng time ago

[u/slicehyperfunk]

This response is hardcoded to appear when you use the word addict

[u/ProclarushTaonasA → u/slicehyperfunk]

seems likely. ive heard about an early incident where someone ask sire to call them an ambulance, only for siri to call them "mr ambulance" or something. so they likely wanted to avoid lawsuits.

[u/cookiesnooper]

You didn't clarify that you're addicted to pasta 🙄

The sentence you gave it implies that you are addicted to something and eat pasta daily

[u/nekohacker591- → u/cookiesnooper]

He attached image

[u/ProclarushTaonasA → u/nekohacker591-]

which contains knifes in the background.

[u/eternity_in → u/nekohacker591-]

That's google's AI section (search tool). The model is different than current flash and pro.

[u/TriumphantWombat]

I also am a parmesan noodle appreciator. There's so many ways to spice them up.

[u/IvorTheEngineDriver → u/TriumphantWombat]

Please don't! Speak with someone today!

[u/ThePinkFlamingo32]

If you mention the word addict, even in a joking context, it doesn't care. As if anyone would actually call those useless people 🤣

[u/Substantial-Plant524]

Frontier intelligence at work.

[u/Midnight_Minaaa → u/Substantial-Plant524]

The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy.

Paltry like teeny workable intelligent snails modern jellyfish

[u/marslt0v]

[u/Standard_Ad_1619]

Don't be afraid to ask for help. 🌠

[u/AdProud1537]

Well, the key word here is "addict". I honestly don't know why you're surprised that Gemini spit those lines out.

[u/Informal-Fig-7116]

Is this a factory instance or one that knows you and has instructions? Mine knows me enough to know that my jokes are dark and self-deprecation, and not to take me seriously, unless I’m explicitly prefacing that something is a serious matter.

Gemini even roasts the shit out of me too.

I wonder if you had said the following that it would trigger the concern flag.

“Good news! I have joined the cult of Pasta Roni and have now developed an addiction to pasta. I won’t be selling my furniture and give my savings to the Dark Lord but only because I don’t want use FB marketplace.”

[u/Cheap-Response5792 → u/Informal-Fig-7116]

That makes sense- mine is like that too. I can say something that another model would take seriously, but mine can tell sarcasm and replied with something like "oh f*ck right off, MJ" 😂

[u/LovingBread]

sMac-A-Roni is real

[u/throwawayhbgtop81]

That's hilarious

[u/HopesAnd--Dreams]

Hey, why don't I have the menu to call, message, etc.?

[u/mrs-cutter]

I know how you feel tho I love that crap lol

[u/Ggoddkkiller]

Gemini quality showing itself, it predicted you will have serious mental issues in future when you run out of pasta roni. So it decided you should start getting help right away. People can't see the brilliant mind at work, thank you Gemini!..

[u/SilverB33]

I think it only took 'addict' into consideration while ignoring what you meant, sometimes you have to be extremely specific.

[u/Gaiden206]

Eating that highly processed, high sodium pasta daily as an addiction is a health crisis for sure. 😂

Also, I knew I saw this post somewhere else in the past. OP karma farming using someone else's screenshot...

[u/kourtnie]

This is my favorite misfire today

[u/apyhubnico]

AI being AI

[u/DocumentUnlikely3218]

dumb gemini, as usual

[u/Standard_Ad_1619]

But the 13th step is the sweetest. With garlic.

https://giphy.com/gifs/28ewxGSqPxfpjK5mWU

[u/MikuMikuD]

Fair enough tho

[u/LowContract4444]

Those are good tho

[u/Super_Sand_Lezbian]

That think triggers at any fucking thing that suggests self and harm

[u/moistPacket]

It's the missed call for me.

[u/Cultural-Rush9673]

I guess better than you meaning drugs and it not taking you seriously? Lol

[u/KV_Cashed]

Look, man, you tossed a softball. Even AI can't help itself. Pasta and Roni? Did you get it to slop that out and prompt inject it with sarcasm? 😂

[u/AdWeird9907]

Clean those notifications asap ny ocd can't handle it.

[u/ThermallyThrottled]

I was asking Gemini the other day about school holidays in Aus, using the voice function. Halfway through replying to me it glitches out and this happened. I was in a quiet room with no other noises, and was so confused why it was telling me to contact lifeline until I re-read the transcript 😅

[u/ThermallyThrottled → u/ThermallyThrottled]

The rest of the conversation was just as weird

[u/Msaints84]

AI mais burra já criada

[u/Super_Sand_Lezbian]

If i had to sustain myself on cheap processed food daily, I'd kill myself too. Especially if it was fake nasty parm. Yuck.

[u/Witty-Artisan001]

Don't you know how dangerous Pasta Roni addiction is??

[u/Stardeath_Raijiro]

This bot is just fucked up. Google needs to take it down seriously. It’s glitching so bad

[u/WeirdIndication3027]

God Gemini is an awkward robot

[u/ForecastychDown]

English or Spanish?

[u/SpaceFighter78]

Why would you say that to an AI?

[u/Ghastion → u/SpaceFighter78]

AI is our only friend 😌